In her blog, Brandi Glanville took the opportunity to insult most of her co-stars and compare part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion to a football game. Together, Brandi and Kim Richards were the ball, right? Brandi brought the air and Kim brought the leather. That’s quite clever. Good for them.
“I see offensive line man, Lisa V waiting to hurl her thought-out scripted attacks regardless of whether they fit at all into our conversation, Lisa R exhaustively trying to change every topic (whether it was about her or not) to her own addiction about anything to do with addiction, Eileen trying to fake a pass by laying her earned reputation on me, and cowardly Kyle waiting to piggyback any tackle,” blogged Brandi. “Kim and I were obviously playing defense. Only I was really over it at this point.”
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Now for the cheap shot insults, which Brandi titled, “Warning: Snark Ahead.”
Lisa Vanderpump: “IF you ever admitted to ANY of the righteous back stabbing you’ve done to your so-called ‘friends’ and apologized for it, we could also all refuse to accept your apologies as well, but as you say, you are perfect. I think if you asked Stassi or Cedric (if anyone can find him), they might have a different opinion. But, since you never admit to anything wrong EVER, it seems unlikely you would start now. I don’t know; maybe you could go throw my ex-husband’s mistress another engagement party or wedding or maybe pay for their honeymoon. The way I see it, you talked me into giving you an intro for Vanderpump Rules, I delivered our audience and our ratings for you, so maybe be happy. That’s what you wanted since you were a cameo on Silk Stalkings, to be famous on TV. Go celebrate your new-found fame with pink roses and some rosé wine. Stop nagging at me about it.” She takes credit for Lisa’s fame?
Lisa Rinna: “…is crazy. ONE night last year, two chauffeur-driven adult women over 40 went to an adult poker game and both, although in separate cars, got a little out of sorts. Well, someone better call Anderson Cooper, because that game was obviously worthy of a year-long discussion, a congressional hearing, a military tribunal, and may even turn out bigger than the Lewinsky scandal [To be left out during any hearing: intent to choke, projectile glass shards, assault, battery, and criminal threats.], and this is BH not DC.” This, coming from the person who just brought up Scheana and Lisa for the 13,682nd time.
Eileen Davidson: “You were married. He was married; they had children. You were caught by a photographer. It was in the tabloids. Your husband sued you for divorce. His wife sued him for divorce. The Star re-published the story in August 2014 as ‘Eileen Davidson: RHOBH’s New Homewrecker!’ All this happened and was published long before I ever met you. Now you brought it up at the reunion and made it a topic again. How is this in any way related to me? Own it, move on.” HAHAHA! The Star? HAHAHA!
Kyle Richards: “Kim never mentioned you not being welcome at Brooke‘s wedding; she also did not mention what you did at Brooke’s first wedding that was unspeakable… Kim protected you and didn’t speak of it, so I won’t go into details now, but we all know it was unforgivable. You look unhinged. Throwing your crazy around where it doesn’t fit in, plus your weird, fake out-of-place ‘wah hhhh’ crying.” Another “you know what you did” from these two?
Brandi added that she needs wine to get through the reunion – as well as all the days that end in -y I imagine – and she plugged her new wine. Newsflash: if you have to explain the name, it sucks.
“I think I need a glass of wine,” said Brandi. “Speaking of which, after watching that, I think I will have one…of MY new Sonoma County Chardonnay Unfiltered Blonde. And it is filtered, it’s just a reference to who I am! HaHa! You’ll have a chance to pre-order really soon after the label unveiling and website launch. Off to cook dinner for my boyfriend and long-time friends, the kind you have for decades, the best kind, the REAL kind.”
TELL US – DO YOU BELIEVE KYLE DID SOMETHING “UNSPEAKABLE” AT BROOKE’S WEDDING? IF YES, WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE DID?
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