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Eileen Davidson

After last week’s disappointing and bitter blog, Eileen Davidson is back again to give us her take on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills drama. This time, she’s not threatening to murder puppies. But she is digging her heels in deeper with Camp Lyme…so there’s that! 

Eileen jokes about Dubai, “I wonder if Kyle [Richards] is a genius for inviting us all to a destination with such strict laws. Since swearing is a punishable offense, I guess I’ll have to get really creative in my communication this week.”

Getting to Dubai was a journey,” admits Eileen. “When we arrived, it was like we’d been flown to another planet. The hotel was extravagant, over the top, and definitely ‘other worldly.’ I’m so glad I called dibs on the underwater ‘suite,’ a word I’ll use loosely, because it was about 10 times the size of my first apartment. I also didn’t have to share a room with anyone. I mean besides the fishes…” 

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On her former bestie Lisa Rinna, Eileen says she’s “still having a hard time” understanding Rinna’s feelings about Yolanda Foster/Hadid. Indeed, Eileen claims that watching Yolanda’s scenes from the Global Lyme Alliance gala this week “made me maybe as emotional as Kyle was. Seeing the massive number of other people suffering from, and affected by, Lyme gives credence to Yolanda’s journey, and how she chooses to raise awareness of it.” 

In Dubai, Lisa R. again brought up her issue with Yolanda essentially choosing the evil spectres of Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards over “good friend” Erika Girardi. Eileen argues that it was simply time for Rinna to let it go. Oh, this is rich – like Villa Rosa Rich! – coming from the woman who will not let go of Lisa Vanderpump’s 30-second questioning of her “affair,” like, EONS ago!!

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In any case, Eileen scolds, “Personally, I believe it is Yolanda’s decision who she hangs out with. Just when I thought we’d finally moved on and could enjoy our first dinner, other grievances were resurrected. Erika’s dinner party was brought up, as well as the weird gossip-double-cross of Kathryn [Edwards] about Lisa V. Maybe only the beauty of the Dubai skyline at night could distract us from continuing down that rabbit hole.”

Eileen closes her blog in jest: “But the Dubai skyline can only save us temporarily. Stay tuned for next week, where there’s a very real possibility I’ll get arrested for cursing and/or using my middle finger.”

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