Kristen Doute & Katie Maloney

You guys – it is SO hard to be Katie Maloney! None of us understands! Since we have all forgotten how amazingly difficult it is to be Katie, thank goodness we have Kristen Doute to remind us!

Katie is taking bridezilla to a whole new level on this season of Vanderpump Rules (Tequilazilla?), which prompted Kristen to get on Twitter to yell at us for criticizing her beloved friend.


Kristen tweeted, “I’m SO f–king over everyone hating on Katie. Have a heart and cut the shit. You actually have no clue what you’re talking about.”

Kristen Defends Katie

Stassi Schroeder, 1/3 of the triumvirate of she-beastliness, chimed in with, “What she said.” And the tweet had an arrow pointing to Kristen’s tweet.

Huh? How do we have no clue? If Katie is hiding some terrible trauma, then why isn’t she sharing it? Otherwise, we’re going to have to assume she’s a giant biatch based on her behavior.

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Since Katie only feels the love for Kristen and Stassi, she tweeted to express her gratitude, “Thank you sister. We’ve been through it all but so glad we found our way back to each other. #sisterhood”

Kristen then compared Katie to sunshine and pine needles, which is only slightly better than carrots, I suppose: “You smell like pine needles and have a face like sunshine.”

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Well, it’s nice that Kristen, Stassi, and Katie like each other because no one else seems to. Kristen continued to defend herself and Katie on twitter, insulting viewers with name calling and tit-for-tat nonsense while telling us that she is so above dealing with this.

When one user called Stassi a bully and Katie a mean drunk, Kristen replied, “Are those notes of the heart? You are just a peach, aren’t ya?”

Personally, I do not feel much sympathy for these girls. If you do not want to be called out for being reprehensible here’s a tip: don’t act reprehensibly!

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Kristen also insisted that Katie and Tom’s wedding was actually lovely and romantic, because they’re, like, actually in love! “It truly was the best wedding I’ve ever been to,” she told Bravo’s Daily Dish. “It makes me really emotional – like even today talking about it.”

Schwartz’s vows were even better than Katie’s. It was such a sob fest. Even the guys were crying.”

According to Kristen, who introduced Katie and Tom, Tom pined for Katie for months before convincing her to go out with him. My how things have changed. So, I guess it is just editing that makes it look like Katie and Tom cannot stand each other, then?


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