Even though Brandi Glanville hasn’t been a Real Housewife for a long time, she still has a lot of opinions about her time on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and she is even invested in the drama on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
On her podcast, Brandi shared her thoughts on writing a song for her LeAnn Rimes (who famously married Brandi’s ex Eddie Cibrian after their affair), the RHOBH ladies ganging up on Kim Richards, and the Porsha Williams vs. Kandi Burruss drama on RHOA. And of course all of the Real Housewives talk allowed Brandi to bash her Celebrity Apprentice rival Kenya Moore.
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Brandi has made no secret of her issues with LeAnn, and now, she wants to write a song for her. Yes, you read that right. During an episode of Brandi Glanville Unfiltered, Brandi admitted, “I want to do a rap, but I also wrote a love song. It’s called ‘Wrong Love.’ It’s more of an Adele-esque song, but I heard that Leann Rimes’s music wasn’t doing well so I thought maybe she should sing my ‘Wrong Love’ song.”
A co-host asked if she had LeAnn‘s contact information and Brandi said, “Yes, I do. She is married to my ex husband, so I definitely have that information. My kids like the song.” What’s it going to take for this to happen? Well, Brandi admitted that she won’t give her the song, but she did say, “I would sell her my song. Don’t get it twisted. I think she’s got a great voice. I just don’t think she’s choosing the right songs.”
Brandi‘s co-commentator responded, “It’s very adult of you to do,” and Brandi asked, “Is it?” Then, she rhetorically asked, “Was it adult to just say that her music isn’t doing well?” No, it wasn’t, but it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things. Brandi has said way worse things about LeAnn throughout the years. It would be hilarious for these two to end up collaborating on a song. They can even put Eddie in the music video and milk the love triangle even more than they already have.
It wouldn’t be an interview with Brandi unless she was asked about the possibility of joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again. Brandi explained, “I would not unless I had a friend. It’s not fun to be on your own. It’s not fun to have everyone come at you.” She admitted, “I miss the trips, but I don’t miss the trips where they made us all stay in one house. I want my own room.” As a viewer, I absolutely love the trips, but they all seem pretty hellish to be a part of.
Brandi also said, “It’s like a double-edged sword: sometimes I wake up and I’m like ‘I’m so happy. There’s no anxiety’ and then I’m like ‘That was fun when I didn’t take it too seriously.'”
When asked who she was still in touch with from the cast, Brandi named Yolanda Hadid and Kim Richards. Obviously, she is not happy about all of the drama Kim has endured this season. “I told her, ‘Be careful. I just think they’re all going to come at you because you’re an easy target.’ That’s exactly what happened and I want to hit them all and be like ‘Show your own problems. Stop picking on this person.’ That’s been the story line for five or six years. Pick something else. But at the end of the day, it’s a paycheck. It sucks, but she can handle it. She’s a tough chick.”
Honestly though, can they ever have a season that is not centered about Kim and her sobriety? She’s not even a cast member. Still, Brandi continued, “Going back after all the public stuff that’s been out about her is a really brave thing to do. I think that she’s tougher than a lot of people think, but I just feel bad for her and I hate them all. No I don’t.” Sure.
Two Real Housewives that Brandi actually does love are Kandi and Porsha. Brandi said, “I love Porsha and I love Kandi, so it’s hard. Kandi is like my girl.” She explained that she was upset by the demise of Kandi and Phaedra Parks‘ friendship. “Because I feel like it’s real.”
Brandi is clearly keeping up with this season. “Kandi and Porsha are going at it and it’s everything. I love Kandi so much and the fact that she’s finally saying everything.” She also believes that “they came for her” since “she’s the only happy one there.”
Maybe Brandi should move to Atlanta and be a Housewife with those ladies. Brandi even said, “I think that’s the only one where I’d fit in. I really think that I could do it except that I’m afraid of Kenya. That’s the only issue. I did Apprentice with her and it was horrible. She gave me my first panic attack ever.”
Yikes. But I would actually love it for Brandi to be a Housewife again. I know she’s polarizing, but it’s definitely a situation I never expected and I am curious to see how it would turn out.
Brandi went on to say that Kenya is “so smart” but also “so crazy and so manipulative.” Brandi also questioned Kenya’s authenticity, declaring, “There’s a plan. Nothing is really spontaneous with her and she knows. She is like a snake. It scares me.”
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