Ah, reunions. Nowhere will you see more delusion and ugly dresses than at a Vanderpump Rules reunion though. Obviously, I can’t wait. Here to tell us the season five reunion will be the worstest ever is Ariana Madix, who is usually a good judge of things, so I believe her.
The reunion took 10 hours. “It went by in a flash,” insists Ariana. “I think for the most part, I really think I got everything out at the reunion that I needed to say.”
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“It was hilarious at times,” Ariana continues. “It was a little weird at times.” It was also – buzzword of Bravo: “intense.”
Ariana wonders, “Can you imagine sitting in a room full of people that have said horrible things about you, that you may have said horrible things about?” So, um, it’s basically like Thanksgiving with the family, then?!
On the positive, there were several unexpected guests. One of whom was a certain ex-husband of Scheana Marie. “There were some people that I kind of refused to engage with because I felt like their presence was inappropriate,” reveals Ariana. “I’m not going to drag certain people.”
Despite the drama and how emotionally vitriolic it was, the group actually went out and got drinks afterwards. Cause obviously. Then they all avoided each other for like a week. “You’re kind of on this high of being done, and then it starts to settle in, maybe something that someone said that you forgot about during the day,” Ariana tells Bravo’s Daily Dish. “And then you start getting pissed all over again. I think of so many better things to have said after the fact. Like any argument, any conversation, I feel like that always happens.”
To destress post-reunion, Ariana, Tom 1, Scheana, and Scheana’s new man all went snowboarding in Big Bear. Which refortified Ariana against the forces of Stassi Schroeder’s delusion just in time to relive it all again watching the show.
“When I watch it, I’ll get immediately 1,000 times more pissed,” Ariana admits. “And then I’ll just have to refrain from rage tweeting. I’m usually pretty good at keeping myself from doing that. But sometimes, man, you just gotta say something.”
While she may have to put her phone underneath Tom’s straight iron to stop herself from rage tweeting, Ariana hopes viewers will have a more positive experience. “I think whoever watches it will be very entertained. I know physical humor is not really a typical thing of a Vanderpump Rules reunion, but there’s definitely some of that.”
ETA: Ariana clarified on Twitter that she didn’t mention Mike Shay, specifically, as the inappropriate guest at the reunion.
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