The Real Housewives Of New York Taglines Are Here!

Nothing gets me more pumped for a new Real Housewives season than the taglines reveal. These are the phrases that each Housewife says at the start of each episode. They (usually) entertain and set the tone for what to expect from each cast member that season.

Now that the Real Housewives of New York taglines have been released I cannot help (over) analyzing about what’s about to go down in the new season.


Some of the taglines are on point, others I think could have been better. What I really want to see is how the creation goes down. Is it a back and forth between the cast members and someone from production, or what?

We still have to wait a teeny bit long for new episodes, so I’m happy that Bravo threw the fandom a bone by releasing the taglines. Let’s see what we have in store for us next season on Real Housewives of New York.

Bethenny Frankel


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Bethenny Frankel threatening, “If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss,” is just such a Bethenny thing to say. Does the “B” stand for “bitch” or is the “B” for “Bethenny”? Most likely both and it’s working.

The Skinnygirl founder is pulling no punches this season…as per usual.

Ramona Singer


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I’m actually surprised that Ramona Singer didn’t declare “I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me? Acquire some taste!” a few seasons ago. It totally works for her and it could even play into her penchant for Pinot Grigio.

Sonja Morgan


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Sometimes I think Sonja Morgan is the most self-aware person with all of the self-deprecating humor that she uses to make fun of herself. Other times, I feel the exact opposite. For years people have been comparing Sonja’s home life/financial situation to Grey Gardens so it’s about time that she said, “There’s nothing grey about my gardens.” It makes sense to me.

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Luann de Lesseps


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Of course, Luann de Lesseps has a tagline about her wedding. I’m pretty sure that every sentence she utters this season will be about her wedding, so it’s only logical for her to declare, “The only title I’d trade Countess for, is Wife.”

Dorinda Medley


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I love Dorinda Medley for paraphrasing her own “I made it nice!” quote by having the tag line “I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.” That one seems on point to me!

Carole Radziwill


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If you ever look at Carole Radziwill’s social media, you know that she is still all about the 2016 presidential election. Don’t get me wrong, it’s absolutely important to care about politics and the future of our country, but unless one of the Housewives is running for president, I really don’t want to hear about it during every Real Housewives of New York episode. I also don’t even feel like this quote is true since all of the other cast members got on her last season for devotion to Bethenny. Maybe she made more friends this season?

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Tinsley Mortimer


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Since we don’t “know” Tinsley Mortimer as a Housewife yet, this one is tough to analyze and shade. Still, her declaration that “a good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot” make me think she’s shooting for redemption in the media by going on reality.


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