In a pretty surprising turn of events, Real Housewives Of Dallas has turned into the gift that keeps on giving. The entire cast actually shows up to group functions. The story lines don’t drag on longer than they should and everyone has relationships that exist outside of the show. They even have the perfect balance of arguing and turning up.

Basically, the Texans are giving us everything that the Orange County Housewives forgot how to do. One person who is constantly delivering the entertainment is Brandi RedmondSome people find her to be hilarious and others are not on board with her brand of humor- cough cough Kameron WrstcottNevertheless, Brandi someone that always keeps things interesting.

Brandi opened up about the last episode in her Bravo blog. Of course, she had to address the cause of the argument she ignited between Cary Deuber and LeeAnne Locken based on comments that Cary (allegedly) made about Brandi’s plastic surgeon. Brandi wrote, “First, let me start by saying that as an adult I am by no means in charge of holding anyone but myself accountable for their actions. So the fact that Cary expected me to hold LeeAnne accountable is ridiculous.” The fact that Cary denied criticizing Brandi’s doctor, back pedaled on her comments, and seemed to have no remorse was ridiculous.

Brandi insisted, “I don’t care if Cary can’t look at me in the face, but I will look straight at her and confirm that I’m not lying about the doctor comment. I had Cary on bluetooth with my mom in the car as we were leaving the doctor’s appointment after booking surgery when she said what she said.” The fact that Cary went from denying this all together to clarifying what she actually said is a pretty strong indication that Brandi is on the right side of history with this one.

Brandi explained sharing the anecdote: “And once again, me telling LeeAnne was an attempt to blow off the vagina doctor comment. I was wrong for repeating it, and I’m sorry for making the situation worse, but it was said”

And then Brandi had to get to her obligatory Kameron comments since these two have had issues during every episode this season. Even so, Brandi rarely mentioned the Elle Woods wannabe by name. She referred to her as “Big Bird” throughout most of the blog post.

Brandi theorized, “I think that she has a double standard, because to her it’s OK to talk about washing your vagina at a beach picnic since it’s ‘medically necessary.’ It would have been a different story had I said that. I can hear her in my head saying, ‘Well Brandi, if you need to do that, go do it, but we don’t need to know about your lady parts.'” We all know that is how that conversation would go down. Sure, Brandi doesn’t have a sophisticated sense of humor, but Kameron needs to lighten up a little bit and stop judging her so harshly.

Brandi declared, “So whatever — I’m so over Big Bird.” Surprisingly enough she did say, “However, I do need to apologize to Kameron because she isn’t totally full of sh–.”

Brandi continued, “Did I make fun of LeeAnne and her compact? Yes, but LL knows I would do and have done so to her face. Second, did I say things about LeeAnne with the other ladies? Yes I did, but we were talking about the ‘hands-not-knives’ situation.” Pretty much nothing could ever top LeeAnne’s instantly infamous rant at the plastic surgeon’s office.

She wrote, “Again, I said LeeAnne comes off as ‘mentally unstable’ in my opinion because of how she acts when she breaks and lashes out. So there, I said it. I own not only that I said it, but that I meant it too. It can be scary for the person on the receiving end. So Big Bird, let’s hope you don’t cross her one day.”

I actually hope for the opposite. LeeAnne unleashing on Kameron would be epic. Better yet, D’Andra Simmons seems to be the only one who can check LeeAnne and get away with it, so maybe she should apply that skills set in a conversation with Kameron. If anyone can use a reality check from D’Andra, it’s Kameron.

Brandi wrote, “LeeAnne and I have some serious history, and you know what, I do love to hate her and hate to love her. I can’t say the same for Kameron“- a sentiment echoed by many.

RELATED: RHOD’s Cary Deuber Adamantly Denies Brandi Redmond’s Recollection Of Her Plastic Surgeon Advice

Tonight is an all new episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas.

“It’s Brandi’s annual holiday party and she finds herself center of the drama when LeeAnne reveals that Cary can’t be friends with her and Stephanie anymore because of their behavior in Mexico. And when Brandi challenges her for an explanation, Cary sides with Kameron, infuriating Brandi so much, she blurts out a humiliating secret about Cary and Mark.”

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