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Reality TV Listings - Real Housewives of Dallas Season Premiere

Nothing marks the official start of a Real Housewives season like the release of the cast members’ taglines. Real Housewives of Dallas is back for Season 3 on Wednesday August 15, but it just feels officially official now that the taglines are out. The taglines set the tone for what the fans can expect from each cast member’s story line that season.

What are the taglines for Real Housewives of Dallas Season 3?  Season 3 has all of the same cast members from the year before. These taglines aren’t about “getting to know” the Housewives. Their purpose is to set the tone for the season.

For Seasons 1 and 2 of Real Housewives of Dallas, Brandi Redmond referenced her time as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader in her taglines. So is the third time the charm? Apparently not since Brandi’s tagline this year is “This isn’t my first rodeo, so I’m not taking your bull.” When did Brandi ever take anyone’s bull? She has never had an issue standing up for herself on this show. Could this just be a dig at LeeAnne Locken’s Season 2 tagline: “I’m a true Texan, no bull all horns”? It wouldn’t be the first time that Brandi took a jab at LeeAnne.

Just for good measure, LeeAnne made it clear that she’s no shrinking violet with her Season 3 tagline: “You don’t mess with Texas, and you don’t mess with me.” I don’t know why anyone would want to mess with LeeAnne, but I sure hope that someone does. LeeAnne’s outbursts make this show worth watching. LeeAnne is Real Housewives of Dallas and the show would not be worth watching if it wasn’t for her antics.”

Last season, Cary Deuber referenced the skeletons in her closet in her tagline. This year, she mentioned her closet again in a not-so-catchy (yet very on brand) tagline: “When life gets messy, just build a bigger closet.”

During Season 1, Stephanie Hollman mentioned her “big ol’ mansion” in her tagline. Last year, she went with “I married into money, but family is my fortune.” She continued to reference her wealth with her Season 3 tagline: “Investing in drama is not in my budget.” First of all, since when is Stephanie on any sort of budget? Second, how can she be a Real Housewife while avoiding drama? That is just not possible.

D’Andra Simmons hinted that her biggest story line will revolve around running the business with her mother. Her Season 3 tagline is “Running a family business is a job for one tough mother.”

Kameron Westcott has a cute tagline for Season 3, but it is not at all specific. A Housewife in any city could get away with “I’ve got heels that are higher than your standards.” It’s catchy, it’s adorable. It’s just not at all personal and it does not hint at her main story line.

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