The Jesus Barbie returns to haunt us on tonight’s Real Housewives Of Orange County. That’s right, Alexis Bellinio will be back on Bravo to open up about divorcing Chinplant Jim Bellinio and give Emily Simpson some advice about knowing when to walk away from your miserable marriage.
While the rest of the women return to the OC after the never-ending healing trip to Miraval, Kelly Dodd remains in Arizona to reconnect with her family. If Kelly can forgive Vicki Gunvalson, she can forgive anyone, right! And Kelly must be inspired because she reaches out to her brother JR about reconnecting with her estranged brother Eric and her mom, Bobbi.
Meanwhile Emily tries to set Gina Kirschenheiter up on a date with Shane Simpson‘s cousin, but Gina gets stood up for a broken toe. OK first of all how desperate do you have to be to be willing to date a relative of Shane’s? Later Gina confides to Tamra Judge that she doesn’t think Emily was even being authentic when she arranged the date.
What’s also not authentic is how Braunwyn Windham-Burke loves to scandalize people by pretending to be a wild child! After a chaotic family photoshoot, Braunwyn talks to Sean about her decision to be open with the women about her sexuality.
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Shannon Beador is renovating everything in her body and that includes giving her vagina an “O shot” to achieve some killer post-David orgasms. Shannon is going to turn into Vicki soon if she doesn’t stop with the ‘procedures!’
Lastly, Emily turns to Tamra and Eddie Judge for help losing weight and when she steps on the scale learns the situation is far more dire than she expected! Oh no… Well, Shannon can empathize with Gina through divorce and with Emily through losing weight on TV after your horrible no-good, very bad husband caused you to eat tortilla chips until you turn into a giant avocado!
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