Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 10 will be here before you know it. Aside from preview clips, and that Teresa Giudice interview with Andy Cohen, there’s one more thing to tide you over: the new taglines.
I’m not gonna lie, I’ve heard better. Then again, there are currently seven Real Housewives shows. A lot of the good ones have been taken…. apparently.
Teresa has the best one by far. People reported that the OG says, “If you rub me the wrong way, they’ll be no more namaste.” Minus the questionable grammar, the tagline is great because it indicates that the fiery Teresa we first met on RHONJ is back.
Margaret Josephs seemingly pokes fun at her own legal issues with her tagline: “If you can’t take the truth, sue me.”
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Dolores Catania delivered a somewhat antiquated attempt at humor with this one: “Behind ever strong man is a stronger Jersey girl.” Is this her way of letting us know the her boyfriend will be a part of Season 10? Or just another reference about her living with ex-husband Frank Catania?
Jackie Goldschneider went generic for her tagline. She warns, “Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone.” Except for Margaret and Melissa Gorga. Jackie is a very dutiful soldier.
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promotes her husband’s plastic surgery practice pokes fun at her plastic surgery. Her tagline is “As I always say, plastic makes perfect.” That could have easily been Melissa’s tagline with her four nose jobs and all. But, no worries, Melissa managed to incorporate her personal appearance into her tagline… yet again.
Melissa says, “Mirror mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all.” She really is aging in reverse. I’ll give her that one.
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And no tagline for you,
Glen Coco Danielle Staub. She’s a part-time cast member. For the third year in a row.
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