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Life After Lockup

Season 3 of Love After Lockup is finally here! And with a new crop of suckers!! If you’re not watching this show, I  cannot recommend it enough. It airs on Friday nights, and really, what are you doing during a pandemic on a Friday anyways? This mess is well worth the cable package upgrade, downloading the app, or doing whatever it is you need to do to get the WEtv channel in your home. And if you’re already watching, don’t forget about the follow-up series, Life After Lockup. These shows taught me about love, patience, and how to use graphite pencils as eyeliner (thanks, Tracie Wagaman).

If you aren’t new to the show, then there’s no way you’ve forgotten about the torrid love between Lizzie Kommes and Scott Davey. This relationship was on and off for a while. After her release Lizzie wasted no time in helping Scott update his look with a new hair style and some new teeth. Their romance eventually cracked beyond repair, pun intended, when Lizzie found a very illicit looking spork in Scott’s home. Can’t make that shit up. Lucky for Lizzie, time heals all wounds…

In a recent Instagram post Lizzie shared a new boo and new ring with her followers. A lot of thoughts rushed to my mind when I saw this post. First, this dude looks a LOT like made-over-Scott….which…..is a choice. Second, a ring! But stress minor. The ring is on her right hand. Whew! We wouldn’t want the woman who made over $800,000 writing letters in prison to rush into anything! Keep your options open girl!

Lizzie’s caption for the post reads, “Introducing my new boyfriend Brian.. promise ring everybody not engagement.” Oh, thank goodness. I’m sure anyone who watched Lizzie on the show might be terrified to propose marriage. This new guy may have watched and learned. When Scott asked for Lizzie’s hand in marriage on a California beach she refused.

 

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Then, viewers watched him hurl the entire ring and box into the Pacific Ocean. Fortunately, this was on the much more scripted Life After Lockup version of the show. The ring was quickly recovered by Lizzie when she ran into the ocean with her buttcrack out like some weird version of Baywatch.

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The caption ends with the hashtags “#love #happiness #bliss #iminlove #bestlife #promiserings” and is location tagged as “Random Lake, Wisconsin.” Yes. That’s a real place. I checked. I actually hail from Wisconsin but apparently, that place is so random even I had no idea. I wouldn’t expect anything less from this true enigma of a woman.

 

TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS ON SCOTT’S SPORK? HAS LIZZIE FINALLY FOUND LOVE? ARE YOU TUNING IN FOR THE NEW SEASON OF LOVE AFTER LOCKUP? 

[Photo Credit: WE tv]