Joining Kelly Dodd, Shannon Beador, Emily Simpson, Gina Kirschenheiter, and Braunwyn Windham-Burke is Elizabeth Lyn Vargas, a friend of Kelly’s. Let’s take a look at the Season 15 Real Housewives of Orange County taglines.
Kelly Dodd’s tagline is “Don’t judge me by what I do, in fact, just don’t judge me at all.” Oh, Kelly, we are not just judging you by what you do. We are judging you by what you say and post on social media. At least this tagline had nothing to do with coronavirus… on the surface, anyway.
“Cheers to bad choices! Then making better ones” is Braunwyn Windham-Burke’s tagline. That could not be more vague. Her tagline from last year was much better: “”I manage to wrangle a family of nine and still look like a 10.”
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Gina Kirschenheiter’s tagline is “Those who live in small houses should definitely throw stones.” How does this make any sense from the woman who had a “casita”?
Emily Simpson says “Life is full of beautiful curves and so am I.” So, is this season a diet/fitness journey? Or is the tagline just completely unrelated to actual storylines?
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New girl Elizabeth Lyn Vargas says “I earned my money the old-fashioned way, marrying it then making more.” That’s not bad.
Shannon Beador’s tagline is “I’ve closed the old Bea-door and opened a new one.” That would have been on point a couple of seasons ago when she was fresh off her split from David Beador.
— LE SCARPE (@bigbravostan) October 9, 2020
TELL US- WHO HAD THE BEST TAGLINE? WHOSE TAGLINE IS THE WORST? WHAT YOUR TAGLINE BE IF YOU WERE A REAL HOUSEWIVES CAST MEMBER?
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