Heather Locklear is a forever babe in my book, and the definitive babe of the eighties and nineties. Famous producer, Aaron Spelling, (yeah Tori Spelling’s dad), called Heather his good luck charm because she saved his shows, Dynasty and Melrose Place. Heather happened to costar with Lisa Rinna on Melrose Place. So, wouldn’t they be great co-stars on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
Heather doesn’t think so. According to People, Heather “addressed a rumor about her joining former Melrose Place costar Lisa Rinna” on RHOBH. Heather responded, “I’m so not interesting, no. I’m so not interesting enough, and I don’t drink.” Heather has had issues with sobriety in the past and “recently marked two and half years of sobriety.” So, RHOBH probably isn’t the best move for her.
“You know,” Heather continued, “I’m like, ‘Eh, that’s not quite what I want to do’.” Good for Heather! She rocks. Literally, she was married to 80s rockers Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora. Plus, if you haven’t watched Melrose Place, I highly recommend. It’s a straight shot of dopamine and currently on Hulu. Rinna is actually awesome on it as Taylor McBride, an unapologetic mess who can’t take no for an answer. Sound familiar? It’s been disorienting watching her kill it on MP, and then disappoint me so hard on RHOBH. But I digress, let’s get back to Heather.
Rinna wants Heather on RHOBH because they have an enemy in common: Denise Richards. Heather and Denise were once tight, but it’s alleged that Denise had an affair with Heather’s husband (Richie Sambora). Which if true, is not okay. According to Brandi Glanville, Heather “fully supports her” in the drama with Denise.
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Still, my disdain for Rinna runs so deep that I will always prefer Denise. While I disagree with Heather saying she’s “not interesting enough,” I don’t want her on RHOBH because Rinna would try to use her as proof for being in the right about Denise. I happen to agree with Dorit Kemsely on this one – Rinna went way “too hard” and owes Denise an apology.
I suggest we bring Nicolette Sheridan to Beverly Hills instead. She’s another eighties goddess and starred on Desperate Housewives – the inspiration for our Bravo shows! This means, she’d know how to play. Nicolette also left Harry Hamlin for Michael Bolton. That means, we could finally TALK ABOUT THE HUSBAND! Oh, and Nicolette was also married to pseudo-science conspiracy enthusiast Aaron Phypers, before Denise. It’s all SO much.
Let’s figure out how to make this happen! In the meantime, go binge Melrose Place. You won’t regret it.
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HEATHER’S COMMENTS? WOULD SHE BE INTERESTING ENOUGH TO JOIN RHOBH? WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE COME ON THE SHOW? WOULD NICOLETTE SHERIDAN BE A BETTER ADDITION?
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