Denise Richards made it through her first season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills relatively unscathed. Sure, she talked up her sexual exploits, including the creepy happy-endings massage with an older woman she arranged for hubby Aaron Phypers. Denise also dished on her ex Charlie Sheen bringing a hooker to Thanksgiving dinner. And on occasion, she liked to have a few cocktails and let loose. Really loose. Marital secrets loose.
Despite being a long-time celebrity, Denise did not outwardly appear to have a lot in common with her RHOBH co-stars. She was not prone to stir up drama, for the most part. Except with Camille Grammer. Denise didn’t really want to compete in the fashion game with the other ladies. So what does she have to chat about with her co-stars? After a recent legal settlement, Denise can at least use lawsuits as a conversation starter.
Denise Richards was the newbie on last season’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Viewers learned that Denise enjoyed tequila any time of day, and that her new husband, Aaron Phypers, had a rather large member. Let’s just say that Denise was pretty open, and it was refreshing. I’m glad she’ll be around next season.
Viewers also heard over and over how Denise used to be married to Charlie Sheen. In one of Denise’s first scenes on the show, she was on the phone with Charlie getting his opinion on whether their daughter Sam Sheen could go out with a boy or not. Surprisingly, their co-parenting relationship seemed pretty normal. But as usual, all is not what it seems on TV.
Denise Richards is plowing full steam ahead into Season 10 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Her induction proved to be memorable. The actress fought wildfires, got married, and watched a legend leave the fold. Somehow Denise managed to stay above the fray of #puppygate and maintain positive relationships with her co-stars. Denise opened up about her turbulent life and maybe shared one too many details about husband Aaron Phypers. I think viewers and Aaron would agree we already have plenty of info on his dong. That said, it’s a refreshing change from hearing about PK Kemsley’s diabetes or
anything to do with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s job.
So what is the newlywed going to bring us next year? As far as we know, she won’t be joining the carpool to court with Dorit Kemsley and Erika Jayne. Filming recently began on a new beginning for the Real Housewives of The Valley With Questionable Views. As fans of the franchise know, if you aren’t one and done, you need to shine to keep that diamond. Now Denise talks about new additions and moving forward. Ding, ding, round two for Denise has officially begun.
Denise Richards was the only full-time Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member cool with Lisa Vanderpump. Unfortunately for her (and her Twitter mentions), that is not the case nowadays.
It all started with a recent appearance Denise made on Watch What Happens Live. A fan called in and said Denise “sort of turned on” LVP and asked if something happened off-screen. Denise responded with a very
slurred awkward answer. She said, “No, I didn’t turn on her! There was… incidences that happened and I’m….. you know. It happened.” And this led to a firestorm of Twitter drama with Denise, Lisa, Lisa’s henchman John Sessa, and, ultimately a threat of legal action from Denise’s husband Aaron Phypers. Denise caused more drama from answering one question on Watch What Happens Live than she did months filming RHOBH Season 9.
Denise Richards may have been a newbie this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but she certainly made her mark. There was that time she went to have drinks with the ladies at their hotel. Of course, the ladies were glammed to the max in cocktail dresses. Our girl, Denise, wore a top and white shorts. The shocked reactions of the Beverly Hills ladies were priceless!
We also watched Denise tie the knot with the apparently well-endowed Aaron Phypers. (I could have done without that information.) Denise wasn’t afraid to be extremely late to her own wedding, and she ditched a traditional gown for a sexy romper. After all, Denise is so chill she planned the whole wedding in just two days.
Ah, Denise Richards. The newest cast member of Real Housewives of Beverly
Pills Hills. One of the last to remain on good terms with recently ousted Lisa Vanderpump. Denise was a super chill, bonafide “beach girl”, living by the sea in her Malibu home. She got along with veterans Kyle Richards and Lisa Rinna. She was not intimidated by Erika Jayne, nor was she phased by Dorit Kemsley and her extensive collection of wigs and accents.
Denise was fun and games, sharing anecdotes about her newlywed life with Aaron Phypers. He now walks the streets of Beverly Hills in a cocoon of shame, after the intimate details she confessed on a group trip. Denise is also responsible for bringing Brandi Glanville back into our lives. Thanks so much for that! Strike one! Nearing the end of the season, viewers were treated to a glimpse of Denise’s argumentative side. She confronted Kim Richards at a party whilst defending Rinna about the infamous blue bunny. Strike two? Now we are seeing the ire rise up in Denise again. She has thoughts on what is and is not appropriate to discuss in someone’s personal life. Will this be strike 3 for Denise, or does she have a point?
Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills organized themselves around a new enemy, because that is the point of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills now. It has been for a few seasons! Someone is the target, and the rest of the women shield exposing their real lives by focusing their collective effort on how terribly they’ve all been wronged by this one person for some basically meaningless infraction. It’s tabloids in the suitcase, it’s stories in the tabloids no one reads….
Ever since Kyle Richards realized that the Twisted Sisters Richards would be the undoing of everything she has worked so hard to escape, she has become champion number one of this plan. She will literally hang Kim Richards out to dry by pinstriped suspenders and let Lisa Rinna call her “c–nty” than avoid getting mired down in the type of personal muck that could lift the giant felted wool hats right off to reveal whatever Kyle is hiding.
It will be interesting to see how Camille Grammer fares when faced with this – if it ever comes to pass given that the California Wildfires interceded in the cast trip, and Camille decided against attending the reunion.
Leave it to the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to drag out a fight from two years ago, along with a ghost of Housewives past to celebrate Halloween, and also because well, without Lisa Vanderpump what else do they have to talk about? I mean they have stuff to talk about, they just won’t.
It’s the final morning in Hawaii, the day after Camille Grammer tied the knot a second time, and finally, at long last, we get our first sighting of The Agency apparel. I’ve been waiting all of the Hawaii trip – looking for swim trunks, hats, custom-ordered shot glasses, a bridesmaids gown… and on the last breakfast Mauricio Umansky finally just shows up to brunch wearing an Agency t-shirt.