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Denise Richards & Aaron Phypers

Denise Richards was the only full-time Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member cool with Lisa Vanderpump. Unfortunately for her (and her Twitter mentions), that is not the case nowadays.

It all started with a recent appearance Denise made on Watch What Happens Live. A fan called in and said Denise “sort of turned on” LVP and asked if something happened off-screen. Denise responded with a very slurred awkward answer. She said, “No, I didn’t turn on her! There was… incidences that happened and I’m….. you know. It happened.” And this led to a firestorm of Twitter drama with Denise, Lisa, Lisa’s henchman John Sessa, and, ultimately a threat of legal action from Denise’s husband Aaron Phypers. Denise caused more drama from answering one question on Watch What Happens Live than she did months filming RHOBH Season 9.

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Denise Richards may have been a newbie this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but she certainly made her mark. There was that time she went to have drinks with the ladies at their hotel. Of course, the ladies were glammed to the max in cocktail dresses. Our girl, Denise, wore a top and white shorts. The shocked reactions of the Beverly Hills ladies were priceless!

We also watched Denise tie the knot with the apparently well-endowed Aaron Phypers. (I could have done without that information.) Denise wasn’t afraid to be extremely late to her own wedding, and she ditched a traditional gown for a sexy romper. After all, Denise is so chill she planned the whole wedding in just two days.

Denise Richards, Camille Grammer, Dorit Kemsley

Ah, Denise Richards. The newest cast member of Real Housewives of Beverly Pills Hills. One of the last to remain on good terms with recently ousted Lisa Vanderpump. Denise was a super chill, bonafide “beach girl”, living by the sea in her Malibu home. She got along with veterans Kyle Richards and Lisa Rinna. She was not intimidated by Erika Jayne, nor was she phased by Dorit Kemsley and her extensive collection of wigs and accents.

Denise was fun and games, sharing anecdotes about her newlywed life with Aaron Phypers. He now walks the streets of Beverly Hills in a cocoon of shame, after the intimate details she confessed on a group trip. Denise is also responsible for bringing Brandi Glanville back into our lives. Thanks so much for that! Strike one! Nearing the end of the season, viewers were treated to a glimpse of Denise’s argumentative side. She confronted Kim Richards at a party whilst defending Rinna about the infamous blue bunny. Strike two? Now we are seeing the ire rise up in Denise again. She has thoughts on what is and is not appropriate to discuss in someone’s personal life. Will this be strike 3 for Denise, or does she have a point?

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Denise Richards

Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills organized themselves around a new enemy, because that is the point of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills now. It has been for a few seasons! Someone is the target, and the rest of the women shield exposing their real lives by focusing their collective effort on how terribly they’ve all been wronged by this one person for some basically meaningless infraction. It’s tabloids in the suitcase, it’s stories in the tabloids no one reads….

Ever since Kyle Richards realized that the Twisted Sisters Richards would be the undoing of everything she has worked so hard to escape, she has become champion number one of this plan. She will literally hang Kim Richards out to dry by pinstriped suspenders and let Lisa Rinna call her “c–nty” than avoid getting mired down in the type of personal muck that could lift the giant felted wool hats right off to reveal whatever Kyle is hiding.

It will be interesting to see how Camille Grammer fares when faced with this – if it ever comes to pass given that the California Wildfires interceded in the cast trip, and Camille decided against attending the reunion. 

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Halloween

Leave it to the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to drag out a fight from two years ago, along with a ghost of Housewives past to celebrate Halloween, and also because well, without Lisa Vanderpump what else do they have to talk about? I mean they have stuff to talk about, they just won’t.

It’s the final morning in Hawaii, the day after Camille Grammer tied the knot a second time, and finally, at long last, we get our first sighting of The Agency apparel. I’ve been waiting all of the Hawaii trip – looking for swim trunks, hats, custom-ordered shot glasses, a bridesmaids gown… and on the last breakfast Mauricio Umansky finally just shows up to brunch wearing an Agency t-shirt. 

Kyle Richards Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Tonight is a jam packed episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. The episode begins with the ladies still in Hawaii at Camille Grammer‘s wedding, but by the end of the episode the nightmare is in Kyle Richards‘ backyard.

Camille’s wedding may be a happy ending for her, but she’s not doing feeling angry that Lisa Vanderpump didn’t show up. Camille vents her frustrations to the other women who completely agree. Meanwhile Dorit Kemsley and Lisa Rinna begin to feel angry at Camille for being two-faced when they find out she’s telling LVP one thing to her face while saying another behind her back! And lemme guess betrayed because Dorit never stops feeling betrayed. 

Denise Richards

Denise Richards is well into her freshman year as one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and so far she has avoided making anyone angry or engaging in any feuds. Which is pretty remarkable considering that most new ladies like to stir it up to guarantee screen time. As Denise was already a celebrity coming into the show, she is probably guaranteed generous camera time no matter what she does.

Newbie Denise might not be dramatic, but she sure does like to share. Or rather, overshare. So far this season, Denise has revealed that her new husband Aaron Phypers is well endowed–and that she once set him up with a happy ending massage. Denise also admitted that she had a happy ending lady pond massage experience herself. And just this week, Denise claimed that her ex-husband Charlie Sheen once brought a hooker to her Thanksgiving dinner!

Kyle Richards

Congratulations Camille Grammer – you’ve officially broken free of Kelsey and restarted your life with a new man by getting married on last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Gorgeous wedding! Too bad you dragged your way back Kelsey personality along with you for the ride in the clown car to David C. Meyer.

Oh, a lie detector test. Is that what we’re doing now instead of printing out 99 point font textestessss to prove our innocence? I feel like I need to write this portion of the recap in Comic Sans font, because surely this must be some British Humor! Now I’m still team Lisa Vanderpump, but lady – I cannot sit back and allow John Sessa to carry the Pom-Shield and become the defacto Kyle Richards: professional sidekick, stand-in kitchen remodel viewer, and mouthpiece of menace. John Sessa (and his barely buttoned shirt) needs to stick to training puppies to bite PK and leave the Housewives stuff to the big dogs.