Another day, another court date for Dorit and PK Kemsley. Wow, these two are really going through it. You have to wonder if Dorit regrets her decision to join Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Having your messy debts out there for the world to see is highly embarrassing. Funny thing is, most of Dorit’s money drama might have been overlooked if she hadn’t brought SO MUCH ATTENTION to herself last season. Looks like another long-awaited cast member is making an appearance next year. Our good friend Karma will now be holding a diamond!
PK and Dorit are not inherently horrible people. Except for that whole dog thing that no one remembers… But the couple might have some financial concerns they need to address. As they carefully hid behind an invisible curtain of deflection, PK and Dorit have been on a continuous journey – to court. First there was the Bellagio. After that was finally settled, things from PK’s past began to haunt him. Much of it curiously remained hidden from filming cameras and nosy co-stars. Now PK and Dorit are both dealing with a loan from 2011. It’s public knowledge now and by all accounts, it’s not going well.
Sometimes I don’t realize how old I’m getting until I see photos of other people’s kids. Allow me to present, Exhibit A: Kandi Burruss’ eldest child, Riley. When we first met Riley on Real Housewives of Atlanta, she was a shy little girl being raised by her single mother. Over the years, viewers have watched Kandi try to navigate a relationship with Riley’s father, who hasn’t played a large role in his daughter’s upbringing. Through the twists and turns of Kandi’s life, Riley was by her mom’s side. Now she is practically a grown woman and ready to take on the world.
Kandi’s daughter has definitely gone through some changes. Riley gained a stepfather in Todd Tucker. His daughter was brought into the Burruss group as well. Then Todd and Kandi welcomed their son, Ace, in 2016. Riley has always presented as bashful and not particularly outspoken, but being raised in the spotlight isn’t easy. We’ve never seen Riley engage in, shall we say, other activities of celebrity children. As a testament to her overall goodness, Kandi gifted Riley a Porsche Cayenne for her Sweet Sixteen last year. Nicki Minaj even had special floor mats made with Riley’s nickname! Well, it’s that time again, another birthday to celebrate. But Riley didn’t get a fast ride this year, she took to social media with another idea.
Ahem, I’ll give you a moment before we begin… Point blank, Kyle Richards must not sleep. The reigning queen of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Go To Court Part X is letting nothing stand in the way of success. Sure, Kyle tried to produce a show, “inspired” by her life. Unfortunately, audiences weren’t as wowed by the life inspiration. I blame the audience! Kyle was also super busy with her chain of retail stores. Kyle by Alene Too had a successful run, but the stupid economy and
lack of interest poor sales resulted in the boutique’s demise. I blame the economy!
Don’t cry for Kyle, Argentina. She has many tricks up her sleeve. No, I’m not talking about mental manipulation. Kyle is back in the motion picture industry! Eat your heart out, Lisa Rinna. Kyle returns with Jamie Lee Curtis for
a cameo the next Halloween installment. She is also filming HER SHOW the next season of RHOBH. Thinking about Kyle’s hectic schedule is exhausting! Surely she couldn’t add one more thing to her already full plate…. Well, wait for it.
Who needs Eileen Davidson when we have Dorit Kemsley giving us actual soap opera-style drama? The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star provides viewers with everything they need. Glamorous
rented wardrobe? Check! Palatial estate? Kind of! Rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous? Sure, if it’s 1989! My point is, Dorit deserves to be on this show. Honestly, who cares if they all live in Encino outside of Beverly Hills?
In the past, Dorit and husband PK, have been accused of stirring the pot. They have gone up against the likes of Lisa Rinna (but who hasn’t?). PK and Dorit famously labeled co-star Erika Jayne as “cold” (the truth hurts?). Dorit even went out of her way to challenge Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s concept of time management (how hard could that be?). The couple has also been accused of not paying their debts! Apparently that is just another requirement to maintain your slot on RHOBH. As Dorit and PK prepare for the financial fight of their lives, PK is hoping to spare Dorit from
further embarrassment testifying in court.
How many f*cks does Erika Jayne give? About $6 million and counting, is my guess. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is a show based around wealthy women who don’t live in Beverly Hills. Now under the haze of numerous legal battles, one could wonder if they will still be wealthy when it’s all over. It happens, even for the rich. Debts go unpaid, deals are made under the table, bankruptcies are filed. But when you’re a celebrity, everyone winds up knowing your business. Heck, I bet people even concoct outrageous stories in an attempt to distract from their financial shame.
Erika and husband, Tom Girardi, are one of the RHOBH couples being questioned about their funds. Formerly an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash, Erika is currently a conundrum wrapped in court papers and searching for her glam squad. Tom has been utilizing his skills as a renowned attorney to get himself out of some hot water. After speculation emerged that Tom used a loan to “fund
Erika’s tour his lavish lifestyle”, Erika found herself slapped with a lawsuit of her own. Apparently, the slapping isn’t done yet, my friends! Erika’s pretty mess just got a little messier.
Kyle Richards doesn’t have a minute to spare, you guys. Arguably one of the busiest stars of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the brunette half of the Twisted Sisters is used to juggling duties. As a mother of four daughters, that might be enough to keep most people occupied. Not Kyle, she is always ready to take on a new task or accept a challenge. You might remember Kyle tried her hand at retail. Her Los Angeles store Kyle by Alene Too closed after three years. Then, Kyle wore a producer hat behind the cameras for a show she created, American Woman. Unfortunately, the network put her show on permanent hiatus after only one season.
Many viewers would undoubtedly agree the role Kyle is best known for
is stealing her sister’s house falling into the hands of a psychopathic serial killer. A cinematic classic revolving around a scoundrel trolling neighborhood streets, looking for innocent victims. No, I am not talking about PK Kemsley searching for a loan. I’m referring to Halloween! The 1978 horror flick set the standard for scary people randomly showing up in your backyard. Kyle’s thought-provoking performance of Lindsey Wallace and Jamie Lee Curtis’ star power made an impression on the acting world. So much that now, 41 years later, Kyle is returning to the scene of the crime.
Well, well, look what we have here! Our favorite emotional clown, Tinsley Mortimer has been spotted with cameras following her around in New York. It either means mother Dale Mercer now has her under constant surveillance or filming is underway for Real Housewives of New York. The franchise took a heavy hit with the announcement of Bethenny Frankel’s departure. We don’t know if she’s married, moving away, or if another fish is trying to kill her, but we wish her luck. Now that Bethenny has flown from the tragedy that is Tinsley’s love life, will we be sustained with
the last 15 minutes of LuAnn de Lesseps cabaret career?
Maybe not, thanks to Leah McSweeney. There has been speculation she is ready to jump in and filled the void left by Bethenny’s exit. Those are big shoes to fill, so good luck with that. Leah isn’t exactly a headline-maker. She is a single mom and founder of street brand, Married to the Mob. No word on whether or not she has dated Harry Dubin, which seems to be a requirement of most NY housewives. While details about Leah remain scarce, allegedly she likes people who text her back. Apparently Leah and Tinsley are hanging out, which is good because Tinsley needs a partner when FaceTiming her embryos. Now we wait and see who brings what to the table, and if Leah has an apple on her plate.
Denise Richards is plowing full steam ahead into Season 10 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Her induction proved to be memorable. The actress fought wildfires, got married, and watched a legend leave the fold. Somehow Denise managed to stay above the fray of #puppygate and maintain positive relationships with her co-stars. Denise opened up about her turbulent life and maybe shared one too many details about husband Aaron Phypers. I think viewers and Aaron would agree we already have plenty of info on his dong. That said, it’s a refreshing change from hearing about PK Kemsley’s diabetes or
anything to do with Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s job.
So what is the newlywed going to bring us next year? As far as we know, she won’t be joining the carpool to court with Dorit Kemsley and Erika Jayne. Filming recently began on a new beginning for the Real Housewives of The Valley With Questionable Views. As fans of the franchise know, if you aren’t one and done, you need to shine to keep that diamond. Now Denise talks about new additions and moving forward. Ding, ding, round two for Denise has officially begun.