In case you were wondering the last time I thought about Kim Zolciak-Biermann or anyone in her family, I can assure you it was a very long time ago. It’s true. I think about them never because they bring nothing to the table. Well, aside from the audacity.
Despite their show, Don’t Be Tardy, continuing to air on Bravo, they have all but fallen off the face of the earth. And with good reason. Kim doesn’t exactly do anything outside of post thirst traps to her Instagram. Oh and push her knock-off lip kits for KAB Cosmetics. And not pay her bills. Did they even wrap last season of Don’t Be Tardy? Did it get a proper finale? Not that it deserved it, just wondering. One day I saw a commercial for them driving around in an RV and the next, well, nothing. So how exactly is her show still on air?
I would imagine Kim Zolciak-Biermann is tardy for all the parties because she has hundreds of kids. Seriously, how do you do anything when you have four kids under 10? Never mind, what am I thinking? Kim has a chef, a nanny, and stylists who help her stay hot for husband, Kroy Biermann.
We all know the Don’t Be Tardy star made her name on Real Housewives of Atlanta by unabashedly loving glam. Her glam has consisted of Dior, wigs, cigarettes fresh out of the freezer, and lips that rival the ridiculousness of Lisa Rinna. Her oldest daughters Brielle Biermann and Ariana Biermann have been following in their mom’s footsteps for a while too. So, is it any surprise they spend an exorbitant amount of money on glam?
I hate to admit this, but I actually teared up when Kroy Biermann and Kim Zolciak got married. Not because of their love, necessarily, but the part that really got me all choked up was when Kroy gave rings to Kim’s daughters from a previous relationship when he did his vows.
Since then, he adopted Ariana and Brielle Biermann as his own daughters and they changed their last name to his. Yeah, I know that everything Zolciak is very polarizing, but I really thought that was a beautiful thing when he decided to become a father to Kim’s kids.
Turning 18 is a milestone for most teens. They can vote, get their driver’s license (depending on the state laws, of course), go off to war, start college, and… get their lips done. Wait. What? That wasn’t on your list of milestones? Mine neither.
Well, Kim Zolciak recently revealed that it was on her daughter Ariana Biermann’s. Of course, doing this is totally her prerogative. It’s just not a typical rite of passage for teens. Then again, this is the norm on Don’t Be Tardy.
Sounds like a party! Maybe for some of you, getting some rad ink and making it rain for exotic dancers might be another Tuesday night. But for Ariana Biermann, aka “the good one”, it means a birthday! Kim Zolciak has raised yet another child to adulthood. Now the Don’t Be Tardy star only has four more kids to go… Yikes.
Ariana has been widely hailed as the most sensible out of the notorious Biermann clan. While she has morphed into a smaller replica of her mother, along with older sister Brielle Biermann, Ariana has remained focused on her grades and continuing her education. Which is a better option than
yachting finding random athletes to date as a career. Now that Ariana is 18, life will really begin. Kim shared what the family did to celebrate Ariana’s special occasion.
The consensus is kids are off limits in reality television, right? I completely adhere to this policy, as it is the fault of no child when their parents
exploit choose to have them filmed for a program. In the case of Kim Zolciak-Biermann, all six of her kids have grown up on television. When she started on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim was the single mom of Ariana and Brielle, both very young when introduced.
After Kim met and married former
man pro-athlete Kroy Biermann, the baby factory was open and ready for business. Kim’s show, Don’t Be Tardy followed the pair’s lives and procreation abilities. The couple produced KJ and Kash, along with twins, Kaia and Kane. We’re still waiting on little Koo Koo for Koko Puffs to be conceived. Along the way, Kim has received an epic amount of constructive criticism regarding her children. In the latest round of, “I’m a better Mom than you are…”, Kim is now defending applying make-up to her youngest daughter’s face. On the bright side, no needles were involved. Yet.
Kim Zolciak Biermann’s whole ask, believe, and receive schtick has really worked out. Kim parlayed being someone’s ALLEGED mistress on Real Housewives of Atlanta to the wife and mother of six with her own show. She managed to rope in a former NFL player, build her dream house, and have several facial renovations. As Kim kept birthing babies, viewers watched her brood grow on Don’t Be Tardy.
Fans of RHOA know Kim is no wallflower. Her kids aren’t shy either, raised in a household being constantly filmed. Brielle and Ariana Biermann have grown up in public. They’ve also been subject to ridicule and criticized for personal choices. If a celebrity parent chooses to purposely place their kid in the spotlight, any outbursts will be publicized. Entitlement is center stage and famous people often get a hall pass, despite their poor behavior. Recently the Biermanns found out that just because you think you’re above it all that doesn’t mean everybody else does.
Somewhere in Atlanta is a very wealthy and very busy plastic surgeon courtesy of Kim Zolciak and Brielle Biermann. The burning question we all ask is: is anything real with these two? And if this picture is any indication, it looks like younger daughter Ariana Biermann could be following in her mother’s and older sister’s plastic footprints.
Kim is still spewing the story that she gets Botox as a migraine cure. Uh huh. Because Excedrin just isn’t enough! If the Botox is for the migraines, what are the lip injections helping with? A toothache? #askingforafriend