Byron Hissey

Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Sweet Dreams

8 months

Well the day has finally arrived when Jenna MacGillivray and Adam Glick pushed things too far on Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Karma, my friends, is blowing in the winds!

I just cannot even with the sheer ridiculousness of Jenna and Adam. Here is Jenna abandoning her job to the underlings – literally leaving a third stew with little serving experience to manage a table full of guests – while she goes and has a conversation with Adam about the wall he has built around himself to keep out love. IT HAS BEEN SIX WEEKS.

I get it — being on yacht time is like being in a time warp where the normal rules don’t exist. I mean, we’ve had people demanding tickets to Prague and all sorts of hootenanny over yachtmances, but Jenna takes the case!

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Captain Glenn Questions Jenna’s Performance On Below Deck Sailing Yacht Tonight

8 months

There’s a new episode of The Adam and Jenna Show on tonight. I mean, there’s a new episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht on tonight. And, of course, that means more of Adam Glick and Jenna MacGillivray’s relationship drama. If a relationship is this difficult at the beginning, then it probably isn’t gonna work out in the long-term, yet here we are, suffering through this every day.

On tonight’s episode, Adam and Jenna decide to take a nap together during her break, which is probably gonna cause some drama. And she had the nerve to say Madison Stalker was unprofessional. Oh, the irony.

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Whistle While You Work

8 months

It’s official – Adam Glick is a bad omen. There he was whistling, whistling, whistling…. all throughout the entire episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and everywhere he blew a tune bad luck soon followed.

Georgia Grobler is secretly in love with Paget Berry, one half of an incestuous set of twins, but in order to keep the on-board harmony Georgia is forced to succumb to a date with Chris Miller, a sunny side up egg in a carton of hard boiled.

Jenna MacGillivray just wants Adam to love her, however the more she begs the more he rolls up the windows on his trusty traveling van and puts up a “No Emotional Vacancies” sign. Madison Stalker just wants to be understood, and appreciated, and loved, and accepted and all the things one will not find in the storage hull of a super yacht. Captain Glenn Shephard just wants to have the perfect sail, but in his quest for an uncomplicated voyage he finds himself throttled by the wind.

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: It’s Not About The Flowers!

8 months

Last night’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht was a battle for the most annoying egos. Starting with charter guest Lyndi, whose voice had a fabricated squeakiness I assume she thinks is cute and charming, but actually sounds like a five-year-old in Suzuki violin lessons. Then there was Adam Glick. Someone please just drop him in a barren wasteland, far from any females for the remainder of his days.

Lyndi is on this trip with her boyfriend Jesse, who she decidedly does not love. Maybe she did love him until she tasted Adam… Adam’s food that is. It’s probably that Lyndi mostly eschews calories, so being around the decadence of Adam’s cooking which contain *gasp* fat grams has her in a state of arousal.

After arguing with Jesse at dinner because she won’t stop openly hitting on Adam, Lyndi and her pal sneak down to the galley to harass him. Jenna MacGillivray is standing right there, watching as these OC wannabe Barbies throw themselves at him. Adam always seems like he smells like grease and fish – uck.

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Jenna MacGillivray’s Jealousy Continues On Below Deck Sailing Yacht Tonight

8 months

Last week, Below Deck Sailing Yacht viewers saw some female charter guests shamelessly lusting over chef Adam Glick. One of the women even did this in front of her significant other, completely disrespecting him. Of course, Adam’s non-girlfriend Jenna MacGillivray was envious.

This week, her jealousy intensifies. But, will she be able to play it cool and keep things professional in front of the guests? The whole crew’s tip is on the line, girl. Don’t blow it. In other Jenna and Adam news (ugh), Adam tries to pull off some romantic gesture for Jenna tonight. However, it doesn’t go so well. This is a surprise to no one since pretty much zero fans see the potential in this pairing.

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Out With The Old…

9 months

Last night on Below Deck Sailing Yacht we lost one crew member and gained a new one. I stand by my stance that Parker McCown is appalling. He has no respect for authority, plus his over-confidence and arrogance is so typical white male privilege. He’s like Gordon Gekko of the high seas.

In a meeting with Captain Glenn Shephard and Paget Berry about whether or not he should be fired, Parker yells at the Captain, argues that he’s being stressed out, then decides to flip this whole firing thing into him resigning because that’s how positive people handle problems. Plus he doesn’t like to be around people who don’t love him. Parker does realize he was gonna be fired anyway, right?

Parker’s real problem is that he doesn’t want to work. He wants to blow all his tip money proposing to the ex-girlfriend, Kati, who dumped him a couple months ago because she wanted to sleep with other guys, then begged him back when she saw a free trip to Greece and the opportunity to be on TV.

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Jenna Is Upset When A Charter Guest Flirts With Adam On Below Deck Sailing Yacht Tonight

9 months

Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back tonight for an all-new episode. This time, the cast has to cater to charter guests who are social media influencers. Oh, boy. Who isn’t a social media influencer these days? I’m already feeling my eyes start to roll.

Apparently, someone in this group upsets Jenna MacGillivray. Could that be the same person who has been flirting it up with Adam Glick? Meanwhile, this woman is on charter with her boyfriend, who feels angry and disrespected by his girlfriend openly lusting after Adam on a reality TV show.

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: The Problem With Parker

9 months

Oh, the men on Below Deck strike again. This franchise is cursed by toxic, ridiculous men, isn’t it? And Below Deck Sailing Yacht proves to be no exception! Last night’s chief offenders where Adam Glick (duh) and Parker McCown who has the emotional reserves of a toddler and the coping skills of a drunk frat boy being told the keg is empty.

Well, at least the charter guests were lovely! Both to look at and interact with. Maisa, the primary, is a scout for Playboy Slovenia which sounds like the type of job one has as a glorified yacht girl turned trophy wife. Still Maisa was polite and charming. Most of the guests this season have been great – and even those who sucked as people were at least good tippers. Maybe sail boats put people in better moods than motor yachts?

Adam has his manties in a twist because it turns out that Jenna MacGillivray and Georgia Grobler have a shared ex-boyfriend named Johan. Jenna dated him for a couple months and finds this random connection hilarious. Her current boyfriend Adam — not so much. Adam literally rips Georgia a new one for making a joke about it. Georiga is visibly shaken as she tells Jenna about Adam’s reaction.

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