Is anyone else feeling a gaping hole in their chest because Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been on hiatus? It was finally turning around from disastrous previous season(s) and then they go on a break – leaving us with nothing to tune out to – two Wednesdays in a row!? Way harsh.
Some of us are waiting impatiently for Brandi Glanville’s return. According to the mid-season trailer, she’s set to reveal a secret affair rumor between her and Denise Richards. So far, throughout Season 10, we’ve been gifted with Aaron Phypers incoherent babbles about energy and cancer-curing, Kyle Richards’ bangs, and Garcelle Beauvais’ queen-like presence. I’m glazing over the stupid drama about all the women thinking Denise “mom-shamed” them because she didn’t want them talking about threesomes in front of kids. Aside from that dumb story, this season is having some moments!
As far as seasons go, this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is the most enjoyable one I’ve seen in a long time. As much as I appreciate Lisa Vanderpump, the constant gunning for her was getting old. Especially last season when the whole plotline was dedicated to, well, a dog. Side note, where do we think Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy is right now? Either way, she’s probably happy to be away from this mess!
But some things never change in Beverly Hills. And there does need to be someone to take down each season. Fan-favorite Denise Richards is the new target without a doubt. I for one am patiently waiting for it to be Kyle Richards and I might just get my wish with the addition of Garcelle Beauvais. Garcelle has already admitted she’s not really feeling Kyle so it’s no secret. She even said Kyle was hard to communicate with. But Kyle is working overtime to change that narrative, like she always does.
The drama in the 90210 just keeps getting better! On Wednesday (June 3), Bravo released the midseason trailer for Season 10 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it looks like things are about to get explosive.
And while most of the drama so far year has revolved around Denise Richards and her parenting, it’s about to get even more explosive for the RHOBH star when her old pal Brandi Glanville returns to the show.
Sheesh, the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills are a bunch of hypocritical shrews, but Lisa Rinna is quickly emerging as the leader of that pack.
There is something going on here where these women are attempting to gaslight Denise Richards, who won’t allow it. Somehow a conversation where Denise, almost jokingly, revealed to Erika Jayne that her daughter, Sami, overheard them talking about three-ways, has turned these women into a teeming frothing mob shrieking that Denise is mom-shaming and accusing them of being unfit parents. I’m sorry… I missed when that happened? Actually, Denise is right – they are mom-shaming her!
They are repeatedly and constantly bringing up irrelevant things that, in their minds, implicates Denise as a hypocritical slut who set a skanky bad example for her children, but is now projecting her own deep loathing shame onto them. At least that’s what Dr. Lipsa, consumer of self-help books from the 90’s, believes.
What is it about food and tables that upset the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? The cast seems to be triggered when appetizers or silverware shows up. I’m not even sure actual disputes need to happen, they will just materialize from bitterly pushing barely-eaten food around in a passive-aggressive manner.
Last night was another special party, courtesy of
Bangs Kyle Richards. Kyle decided the cure for discontent is one of her Famous Family BBQs. Um, except her family wasn’t there. Most showed up, but the soirée didn’t have a happy ending (see what I did there). Denise Richards and husband Aaron Phypers felt some type of way due to previous gatherings involving backyards and rogue ice sculptures. Instead of praising the benefits of using Jedi mind tricks to heal broken bones, Aaron showed another side of his personality. Now viewers and RHOBH cast members are putting him on blast.
There’s a new episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tonight. After a break from the group due to her work obligations, Garcelle Beauvais is back on the scene. She wins an award for her charity work and invites the rest of the cast to attend the event. She also makes a shady dig in her acceptance speech, which the Housewives are bound to drag out and overreact to for way too many episodes.
Kyle Richards hosts a family barbecue. She is super miffed when Denise Richards shows up with her husband Aaron Phypers without her kids. Teddi Mellencamp steps in for her BFF Kyle and stirs the pot when she calls out Denise for not bringing the kids to the event. She also calls out Denise for cursing while Dorit Kemsley’s young daughter is nearby.
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Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills went to Santa Barbara and all they did was fight. Here a fight, there a fight, everywhere a fight-fight!
Back when Kyle Richards believed anyone cared about the movie she filmed, or more specifically cared about the Saga of Kyle: These are the Kaftans of Our Lives, she invited all the ladies to Santa Barbara. It was really to celebrate the end of her bangs. Literally Kyle went to Santa Barbara and immediately started sweeping back the bangs.
Of course no one cares about Kyle unless they’re making her cry or trying to get her all worked up until Mauricio has to blow smoke – literally – up her ass. Everyone meets at Kyle’s house to make the long, arduous drive through the steep hills and rocky cliffs to a house perched on the side of a mountain in Santa Barbara where no one can hear them scream. Escape TO witch mountain. Or maybe Kyle can no longer separate horror film from horror reality?