This season of Real Housewives of New Jersey started with a bang. Well actually it was a loud whisper from Teresa Giudice, who came in hot to the birthday party Jackie Goldschneider had for her husband, in the premier episode. Four seconds into her entrance, Teresa was asking every cast member if they’d heard that Evan Goldschneider was cheating on Jackie. Dolores Catania, Melissa Gorga, and Margaret Josephs all tried to stop her. But you can’t stop Tre – she’s the Tom Brady of Housewives afterall.
Teresa doesn’t get basic things like analogies. Marge had Teresa and Jackie over to hash out the cheating rumor and it went downhill fast. Jackie asked if Teresa would be upset if she spread rumors about Gia Giudice doing coke. It was totally unnecessary. But Teresa spreading a fake rumor about Jackie’s husband and calling her the c-word, also wasn’t necessary. The fight however was classic RHONJ, and I appreciated it. Jackie has been called out by everyone from Gia to Dorinda Medley, and has no regrets.
Teresa Giudice saw red when Jackie Goldschneider made that analogy about Gia Giudice “snorting coke in the bathroom at parties.” She ran out of Margaret Josephs‘ house and said the “C” word more times than I could count.
While Teresa was in Lake George with the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast (minus Jackie), she called Gia to tell her what happened and get some advice. Gia said all the right things, telling Teresa that it was wrong for her to spread cheating allegations about Jackie’s husband Evan Goldschneider and that she handled everything in a “shitty” way. Gia encouraged Teresa to apologize to Jackie. That hasn’t happened… yet.
Whew! The Real Housewives of New Jersey wasted little time erupting into chaos on the season premiere. Teresa Giudice went straight for the jugular. She really got the ultimate revenge on Jackie Goldschneider by telling everyone within earshot that her husband Evan Goldschneider was cheating. If you’re going to throw out a shot like that, you better be able to back it up. Unfortunately, she wasn’t able to do that.
However, Jackie fired back at Tre in the lowest of ways possible. Using her daughter Gia Giudice as an analogy was the worst possible thing she could’ve done. Sure, she wasn’t saying it as fact. Once something like that is out there though, it can stick with them. Implying in any way that Gia uses cocaine at parties is unacceptable and damaging. It would be shocking beyond belief if these two are able to move forward following this.
When Kary Brittingham joined Real Housewives of Dallas, she was D’Andra Simmons‘ friend,
ready to take down LeeAnne Locken. One season later, the tension between Kary and D’Andra just keeps on escalating. Kary thinks D’Andra is a selfish friend.
She also took issue with D’Andra’s skills as a hostess when she planned the wine tour in honor of Brandi Redmond’s birthday. Yeah, that “Captain Brandi” mannequin schtick was very weird and not funny, but at least she was putting in some effort, right? From what we saw, Kary was taking digs at D’Andra’s event the entire time. But, it could have been worse. At least D’Andra didn’t serve up pig feet or force tequila shots down anyone’s throats.
Many Bravolebrities “write” books. Teresa Giudice
‘s co-writer is a New York Times Bestselling author multiple times over. Melissa Gorga “wrote” a book where she advocated for marital rape. Margaret Josephs who went through public financial struggles has a book coming out with tips about how to succeed in business.
So, who’s going to hire a ghostwriter next from the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast? Dolores Catania could wax poetic about the virtues being “old school Italian” or on how to get along with an ex. Jennifer Aydin could produce a photo book dedicated to the decor of the sixteen bathrooms in her home or an in-depth explanation of how to apply lip liner. However, none of those literary masterpieces are in the works…. yet. Instead, Jackie Goldschneider is working on a book. And, she’s actually writing it herself, you guys.
Jackie Goldschneider delivered the analogy heard around the world during last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 11 premiere episode. Or at least the Bravo world. In response to Teresa Giudice refusing to take back the cheating accusations against Evan Goldschneider, Jackie said “Gia [Giudice] does cocaine in the bathroom at parties.” She wanted Teresa to understand the pain that she felt. However, Teresa just saw red and said the “C” word several times before storming out of Margaret Josephs‘ house.
Many people wondered why Jackie just didn’t bring up the cheating claims against Teresa to create a better analogy. Or even the cheating claims against Joe Giudice. Others are just confused by Teresa’s confusion. Dorinda Medley called out Jackie for being “the lowest of the lowest.” Margaret, Melissa Gorga, and Jennifer Aydin condemned Jackie for mentioning Gia. Jackie maintained that she had zero regrets. And, ironically, she said that “children and husbands are off-limits.” There’s a ton to unpack and many Housewives are speaking out, even a former New Jersey Housewife.
I am still recovering from the Season 11 premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey. It started off nicely, with Jackie Goldschneider throwing a birthday party for her husband, Evan Goldschneider. Teresa Giudice decided it was the perfect time to tell nearly everyone at the party that she heard a rumor that Evan “messes around at the gym.”
Word got back to Jackie, and RHONJ co-star Margaret Josephs offered to host a meeting between Teresa and Jackie in her home. What could possibly go wrong? Everything.