What an epic fail that we had the Real Housewives Of Atlanta visit Lindsay Lohan‘s beach club and we don’t get a Lohan sighting or any of the requisite drama?! Instead, we had to pretend that Dina Lohan is some famous friend of Kandi Burruss‘ and the ladies were doing Dina a favor by visiting her daughter’s little beachside bar. But a Lohan was not present. Nor was there a mention of Lindsay’s failed reality show.
So the women are in Greece trying to figure out how goddesses behave. In fairness to NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore, the original Greek goddesses were a pretty vengeful and petty bunch, ergo probably not above spitting or questioning the moistness level of one’s kitty. Still Nene Leakes is no goddess, and as a mortal her behavior was APPALLING.
Yes, Kenya is a shady bitch who’s nasty-nice and pushes buttons that are way below the belt, but spitting on someone and threatening to assault them as NeNe was doing – NEWP, NEWP, NEWP!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast vacation in Greece continues tonight. And, apparently, it’s all about the ladies’ determination to get NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore to make up. First off, why would they want that? The drama is what keeps this show going. Second, that’s just never going to happen. Unless, NeNe and Kenya have a common enemy, of course. Other than that, there’s no way these two will ever be on the same side.
But, Cynthia Bailey and Kandi Burruss have no other storylines, so they’re gonna push this NeNe and Kenya reconciliation as much as they can. And I’m sure one of them is just gonna explode, which is probably what Cynthia and Kandi really we want it. We see you, girls. Oh, and Tanya Sam and Porsha Williams are also on this same quest of harmony. Please be more interesting, thank you. At least we have Marlo Hampton around. She’s never afraid to be her true messy self, none of this harmony nonsense.
With friends like Kenya Moore, who needs enemies? Kenya roasted Cynthia Bailey multiple times during the last episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta episode. She called out Cynthia for her lack of wine knowledge a few times.
That doesn’t seem like a big deal, but it is considering that Cynthia does own a wine cellar. This is the same person who flipped out at Tanya Sam for revealing she wears a wig and claimed it was a dig at the Kenya Moore Haircare line. So, why is Kenya doing the same thing to Cynthia? And here’s the real question: why does Cynthia forgive Kenya so easily? Every. Single. Time. Obviously, NeNe Leakes and Marlo Hampton had a lot ot say about this situation.
You guys… I am so sorry for the delay in this Real Housewives Of Atlanta recap! I was not prepared, mentally and otherwise, for the Coronavirus quarantine/homeschooling curve. The true pandemic is going to be if all these parents can survive being trapped in the house with their kids trying to educate them using a PBS app and their own foggy remembrances of school. I think I’m going to have mine start by alphabetizing the pantry, then baking me cookies.
The next test will be if I can handle dealing with my husband for the next two weeks… But is any of that really worse than going on an international vacation with Nene Leakes and Kenya Moore? Those two are THE WORST. They are the Coronavirus of their friend group.
Real Housewives viewers have seen these people fall out over the most trivial things and remain friends over the most critical sins. Basically, there’s no logic when it comes to forecasting Real Housewives friendships.
Last year, NeNe Leakes fat shamed Porsha Williams, 6 days after she gave birth to her daughter PJ. In that same conversation,
a super jealous NeNe hated on Porsha’s three-part spin-off special. Then, they just squashed their beef during last night’s RHOA episode with zero lead-up. Porsha initiated the conversation and just wanted to return to their previous “big sis/lil sis” dynamic. Maybe she just wanted to make sure she was in NeNe’s good graces before NeNe went all out against Kenya Moore. I wouldn’t blame Porsha for trying to secure a safe position in the middle of that feud. Perhaps, she just genuinely missed being regarded as NeNe’s lil sis. Either way, I find it tough to understand, but that is none of my business.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece during tonight’s new episode. Last week, everyone was attempting to walk on eggshells following the announcement of Kenya Moore and Marc Daly’s split. Cynthia Bailey even persuaded NeNe Leakes to say some
disingenuous nice words to Kenya. Kenya responding by thanking every Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member individually for supporting her, except for NeNe. She knew what she was doing with that one, so she attempted to broker some peace by bringing NeNe a piece of cake, but that obviously didn’t work.
The Greek drama continues tonight. And we are supposedly getting that highly hyped spit-filled moment between NeNe and Kenya. My years of Real Housewives viewership has me feeling like we will not actually get this confrontation until the end of the episode. Most likely, we will be hit with a “to be continued” ending.
Why does Eva Marcille have a peach, yet Marlo Hampton does not? Eva has zero storyline. Meanwhile, Marlo is bringing so much tea to the party. In essence, Eva’s scenes give the Real Housewives of Atlanta viewers the perfect opportunity to get up for a snack or bathroom break.
At the start of the current RHOA season, Eva was hanging onto some vague beef with NeNe Leakes. Eva was so mysterious about her living situation last season and she was mad at NeNe for wearing a microphone during a conversation. NeNe has done a lot of shady things on this show, but that really doesn’t belong on this list. Try again, Eva. This is child’s play in comparison to NeNe’s best work.
The writing has been on the wall since Kenya Moore‘s first instagram post announcing her impromptu marriage to Marc Daly, but they made it official last night when Real Housewives Of Atlanta reported on their split.
Following the he-man, woman-hater benefit Marc hosted where he took advantage of Kenya’s entire Atlanta social network (and used her as unpaid intern), then publicly insulted his wife, before demanding Real Housewives Of Atlanta cameras stop filming him, Kenya tried to flee in an Uber. But Marc makes all the rules for what ‘Ken’ can do and what Ken can’t do is move unless Marc says move.
According to Kenya, Marc jumped into her uber and they proceeded to get in a screaming fight. Marc was so enraged and out of control the Uber driver kicked him out and Kenya banned him from returning to her home. As a domestic violence survivor, Kenya is all too aware of how these situations go and she absolutely made the right choice in creating distance between them when Marc was so angry