Ring, ring… Hi Karma, how are you? You need to speak with whom? Oh sure, hang on. Dorit Kemsley, phone call! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been a whirlwind of one-sided drama this season. The main focus has been, sigh, Lisa Vanderpump’s battle with her co-stars over a dog adoption gone wrong. Viewers of the show have wondered why all the fuss on an issue that could have been solved by following simple adoption contract guidelines. One reason could be the lawsuits facing Mauricio Umansky, husband of Kyle Richards. Then we have an active suit against Erika Jayne’s husband, Tom Girardi. And we certainly cannot forget Dorit’s husband PK Kemsley. None of these cases have been mentioned on the show thus far. Instead the ladies have banded together to focus on Lisa V. and create a mountain of deflection to spare them any embarrassment.
Avoiding a subject won’t make it go away. Just ask Dorit and PK Kemsley! The couple has seen their fair share of financial troubles. While occasionally bopping around with Boy George, Dorit
o and PeeKay have been dealing with court cases on the down low. But now we have a twist! Looks like ‘ole PK will have to bop himself into the courtroom, and bring his bank statements with him.
Congratulations Camille Grammer – you’ve officially broken free of Kelsey and restarted your life with a new man by getting married on last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Gorgeous wedding! Too bad you dragged your way back Kelsey personality along with you for the ride in the clown car to David C. Meyer.
Oh, a lie detector test. Is that what we’re doing now instead of printing out 99 point font textestessss to prove our innocence? I feel like I need to write this portion of the recap in Comic Sans font, because surely this must be some British Humor! Now I’m still team Lisa Vanderpump, but lady – I cannot sit back and allow John Sessa to carry the Pom-Shield and become the defacto Kyle Richards: professional sidekick, stand-in kitchen remodel viewer, and mouthpiece of menace. John Sessa (and his barely buttoned shirt) needs to stick to training puppies to bite PK and leave the Housewives stuff to the big dogs.
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills travel to Hawaii to celebrate Camille Grammer‘s marriage. For an episode about Camille’s wedding, Kyle Richards is sure getting a lot of attention. Unfortunately.
Lisa Rinna and Dorit Kemsley are dateless and have only each other to worry about. Which is probably a welcome reprieve! Meanwhile, Kyle is stuck babysitting Mauricio Umansky. Since she doesn’t have any of her daughters to hover over Kyle probably loves this. And basking in the sun and the booze certainly brings out the Maurice in Mauricio!
Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills paid homage to the great legend herself, Erika Jayne, but the true legend they ought to be bowing to is Camille Grammer, returneth to us in her splendorous season 1 form.
Now that Lisa Vanderpump has removed herself from the scene, what is Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave supposed to do but focus all her obsessive energies onto exposing the truth about Camille? Camille, as we know will rise to that occasion, rather flightily and airily, but with needle-prick jabs that hit all the right pressure points. Like acupuncture for your insecurities.
We are certainly enjoying an interesting season thus far on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. #Puppygate has dominated the show’s theme, to the dismay of Lisa Vanderpump. While the cast of divas were placing the blame directly on Lisa, were they indirectly avoiding other subjects? There has been a bounty of activity on the legal side for many of the wives. Kyle Richards‘ husband, Mauricio Umansky, is denying being guilty of fraud. $32 million worth of fraud. Dorit and PK Kemsley have recently
been given a life line faced their financial woes in court. And resident puss patter, Erika Jayne’s, grandfather husband Tom Girardi is under fire for not paying back a loan.
Funny how we haven’t heard about these issues on the show. Some of these ladies could teach a master class in deflection. Erika has spoken out on Tom’s legal issues. She stated she has no concern. This is coming from a woman who wears a c-word necklace, mind you. Tom, on the other hand, is a high-class attorney. Tom is at work every day and not rolling around on the floor with Mikey. In other words, Tom has a rep to protect.
Ahhhh the ladies of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills shed their glam squads and their Bentley’s for an RV
to throw Lisa Vanderpump under and the simple life of campsite massages, and roasting weenies and each other!
I am so confused by this RV. First of all why does it look like sunscreen advertisement outside Spring Break destinations? Why is it so… tacky? Why is Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave the roadside version of a Goodyear Blimp (God – Ms. Calorie Coach would loooooove that comparison!)?
According to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards, the truth always has a way of rising to the top. But her tagline seems to only apply to Lisa Vanderpump and whether or not she planted a story on Dorit Kemsley about #puppygate. Yawn. The tagline should apply to all the real-life drama viewers weren’t allowed to see.
Such as Dorit and PK Kemsley being sued by someone who claimed to own part of their swimwear line. Or Erika Jayne’s husband Tom Girardi being sued for not repaying a loan and using the money to fund
Erika’s glam squad a lavish lifestyle. And Kyle’s husband, Mauricio Umansky, being slapped with his own $32 million dollar lawsuit. What truth is rising to the top on that one Kyle?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s house husbands have had more than their share of publicly embarrassing lawsuits recently. Kyle Richard’s hubby Mauricio Umansky is being sued for $32 million over a real estate deal. Erika Jayne’s grand-husband Tom Girardi and his law firm are embroiled in a $15 million dollar lawsuit for allegedly failing to repay a loan. And PK Kemsley, aka Mr. Dorit Kemsley, has been involved in an ugly lawsuit with the Bellagio in Las Vegas for years.
I bet you were all wondering-who will settle their lawsuit first? If you guessed Tom or Mauricio-both the logical guesses-you would be wrong. Surprisingly, the formerly bankrupt PK has just settled his lawsuit with the Bellagio. And both sides apparently seem satisfied with the outcome.