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Lisa Vanderpump - Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

Last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills was a filler episode of wealthy women doing what Bravo wants us to believe wealthy women do: shopping and pastry decorating in between filming PSAs about parental abandonment (aka empty nesting) and eating disorders coinciding with the launch of your Instagram modeling career.

Things begin with Kyle Richards driving Lisa Vanderpump to Dr. Ourian‘s office. Dr. Ourian is the plastic surgeon to Kardashians and also Brielle Biermann’s lips, so you know… do what you will with that. Then book an appointment with Paul Nassif immediately afterward.

Anyway, Lisa takes a hit of laughing gas, which according to her “is like drinking a whole bottle of wine without the hangover” and gets her neck tightened. Kyle videos the whole procedure, and LVP explains that laughing with Kyle is necessary for her as she deals with the loss of her brother.

Erika Jayne Says Lisa Vanderpump Is Setting Up Dorit Kemsley

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills started out with a bang this week. And much of that loud noise is related to cast members sharing snippets of information about the upcoming season, both on and off the show. I can’t remember a season of a Real Housewives show in when so much Housewife chatter occurred so early. And that is saying a lot since most of these ladies LOVE to talk.

From what we have learned so far, much of the new season is going to be centered around Camp [Lisa] Vanderpump-filled with diamonds, sparkles, silky blouses, and miniature ponies. And everyone else. I would call that place Camp Non-Lisa, but that would be confusing since Lisa Rinna is squarely in that camp. That angry place is filled mostly with accusations against Lisa V.

RHOBH’s Erika Jayne Dishes on Season 9 Premiere; Thinks Argument Between Lisa Vanderpump And Kyle Richards Is “About Lucy”

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 premiere was epic! After all the rumors, we finally have the chance to watch, with our own eyes, how Lisa Vanderpump ended up an island against all the other Beverly Hills ladies.

Fans also got to see part of the argument between Lisa, Kyle Richards, and Lisa’s husband Ken Todd that resulted in Kyle being thrown out of Villa Rosa. Then the show flipped back to two months earlier. Now, the fans can see how the three end up in that altercation.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills - Lisa Vanderpump

It’s the dawn of a new era on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, one where Lisa Vanderpump is no longer the established queen. Things are about to get very, very interesting in the 9021-NO!

In fact, the season opens with Kyle Richards getting thrown out of LVP’s house and  Ken Todd telling her that she is NOT a good friend. Fast forward to two months earlier, we check in with all the ladies.

Unsurprisingly, Erika Girardi wakes up alone. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, meanwhile, wakes up in an enormous new house they purchased for the canyon views. Teddi is now running an accountability empire and trying to hold herself accountable to the motherhood/work balance. Things get so confusing her five-year-old winds up wearing one of Teddi’s crop tops as a t-shirt. #DontGiveBethennyAnyIdeas 

Reality TV Listings - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Sheesh – remember when Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills was so riveting you were glued to your seat, mouth agape? Season 8 was the equivalent of Xanax in Lisa Rinna‘s smoothie,

After seasons and seasons of LymeLies, and Munchensnoozin, and dishwares dramas, and panty-PeeKers, and Brokendown Brandi-gates, it’s impossible to recall that this show was once as exciting, raw, and authentically crazy as Real Housewives Of New York! I mean this recap of Kyle Richardsmost memorable moments stands as a testament to the great letdown of my reality TV obsessed life.

Kyle Richards 13 Most Memorable Moments On Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

This week we celebrate Kyle Richards‘ birthday, a momentous Bravo occasion if ever there was one, because it is Kyle who brought us kaftans. I cried tears of warm rosé to learn that Kaftans By KyleKantoo closed last year, because how else am I going to satisfy my dream of being shrouded in polyester satin leopard print, weighed down by giant rhinestones and chopped off at the mid-thigh? I guess I’ll have to travel all the way to Beverly Hills to raid Kyle’s closet!

So anyway, follow me as we go on a journey of Kyle’s best (and by ‘best’ I mean WORST!) and most infamous moments on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Most of Kyle’s notable moments are connected to Kim Richards. The  Twisted Sisters Richards have formed the cornerstone of this show’s consistent focus of very real family dysfunction from practically the very first episode.

Instagram Roundup: Teresa Giudice, Stassi Schroeder, Andy

It felt like there were Real Housewives meetups happening all over the country this week. Or at least that’s what it seemed like when I scroll through my Instagram feed. Kandi Burruss supported Beverly Hills Housewife Erika Jayne at her Atlanta concert. Potomac Housewives Gizelle Bryant hung out with Real Housewives of Atlanta OG NeNe Leakes. Warning: they applied way too much airbrush to their IG photo. Cynthia Bailey left the ATL to hang out with Dorinda Medley in New York City.

Bravo worlds collided when Vanderpump Rules cast members Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clark spent time with (the remaining) Summer House stars Kyle Cooke, Carl Radke, and Amanda Batula.

Real Housewives of Dallas stars Stephanie Hollman and Brandi Redmond shared photos hanging with their kids. Meanwhile, their costar Cary Deuber shared a photo of her face all marked up and ready for a cosmetic procedure. Orange County Housewife Shannon Beador followed her lead. Shannon posted a photo of herself getting some cosmetic enhancements. This is a social media trend that I just don’t understand.

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Captain Lee Rosbach and Katie Chastain attended an event in Florida with Below Deck alum Connie Arias. Josiah Carter shared a picture of himself  Ashton Pienaar, Ross Inia, and Adrian Martin. Meanwhile, the two most controversial cast members (who haven’t been fired yet) Rhylee Gerber and Laura Betancourt took a selfie while kayaking.

Southern Charm stars Cameran Eubanks, Craig Conover, Chelsea Meissner, and Whitney Sudler-Smith enjoyed some quality time. Naomie Olindo shared an “after” photo following some Botox injections. Kathryn Dennis slayed in a hot pink outfit at her brother’s wedding.

Teen Mom and star of the upcoming Ex on the Beach season Farrah Abraham channeled her inner Ariana Grande (who was inspired by Mean Girls) for a photo.

90 Day Fiance couples Jonathan Rivera and Fernanda Flores, Ashley Martson and Jay Smith, and David Toborowsky and Annie Suwan let us all know that their relationships are still going strong with some photos.

Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Melissa Gorga and her daughter Antonia posed for a photo with Jennifer Lopez.

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Check out all of those photos and even more pictures from this week’s Instagram Roundup by clicking through the gallery below.

TELL US- WHICH PHOTOS ARE YOUR FAVORITE FROM THIS WEEK’S EDITION OF INSTAGRAM ROUNDUP? WHICH REALITY STARS DO YOU WANT US TO INCLUDE IN OUR NEXT INSTAGRAM ROUNDUP?

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Kyle Richards Dishes on Being a Bridesmaid in Camille Grammer’s Wedding

No one watching Season 1 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills would have predicted that Kyle Richards would be a bridesmaid in Camille Grammer’s wedding. Then again, no one at the beginning of that season knew that Camille and Kelsey Grammer would get divorced.