It’s no secret Real Housewives of Atlanta might need some help. Last year was a fever dream and in the space of about five reality television minutes, it appears Season 14 of RHOA will revolve around Porsha Williams and her 97 wedding ceremonies to Simon Guobadia. Maybe if we’re super lucky, Drew Sidora will be there to provide updates on the prophets every five minutes and the Kenya Moore Hair Care marching band can supply entertainment.
Gossip is swirling that Cynthia Bailey’s time might be up, combined with hints of a potential returning Housewife. Chances are good it isn’t Phaedra Parks because it wouldn’t be Bravo’s best look to throw another opportunity at the woman who started a rape rumor. Now it appears Shereé Whitfield has picked up the phone, called Tyrone (called him), and she’s telling him to come on because the Bone Collector might be back on the job.
What is this? A certain Housewife making controversial statements right before their new season is about to begin? WELL I NEVER. If you have missed the melodic, harmonious tones of Candiace Dillard’s voice, hang tight because Real Housewives of Potomac is about to return. Fans will see the ladies recovering from losing a cast member after a brawl took place in a barn filled with wine and Candy submitted a verbal request to be dragged across the floor.
Candiace doesn’t mince words and she has thoughts on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne’s current legal battles. Despite evidence, a general lack of morality, and new information uncovered weekly, Candiace feels Erika has been unjustly maligned. Never one to read the room, Candiace recently took to Twitter to support Erika and blast those who side with the widows and orphans. Now viewers hope Candiace can see the error of her ways as clearly as she has seen the label on Mommy’s handbag.
Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore must have decided things were a little too calm in her world, so she fixed that… Kenya recently returned from filming the Housewives All-Star special in Turks & Caicos. She hung out with, well, pretty much everyone except Ramona Singer. Allegedly, the Real Housewives of New York star did not return back to the States with a lot of budding new friendships, which tracks for Mona.
Speaking of budding new friendships, it looks like Kenya and Kyle Richards might have bonded over their mutual love for long hair whilst All-Starring. Viewers know Real Housewives of Beverly Hills just kicked off and some old wounds were revisited. Last year Kyle accused Garcelle Beauvais of not following through on a charity donation, which didn’t sit well with Garcelle. Much of the first episode involved Garcelle and Kyle handling the upset like adults, which usually goes against Bravo policy. The situation was over, until it wasn’t, because Kenya decided to start something.
Real Housewives of Atlanta went all the way escalando and Porsha Williams Stewart Almost McKinley Almost Guobadia will be headlining the tele novela next season. Porsha has her eye on the prize and that prize is a $1.25 million rock, honey. So what if Porsha’s love interest is the former husband of a former friend? Sure, they may or may not have been hooking up on the low since January of this year, despite claims to the contrary. At this point, Porsha needs her own dramatic theme music.
Some people think Porsha and Simon Guobadia’s relationship has been a sham from the jump. And some people are like, mind your own business and naked ring finger. But one thing is clear, it certainly gets viewers interested for another season that hasn’t even begun filming yet. Marlo Hampton is one of those who has publicly criticized Porsha’s new romance, but to be fair Marlo is publicly critical of Porsha anyway. Recently Marlo went on social media and didn’t mince words or spare feelings when she was asked about Porsha’s affair of the heart.
Something leaked into the Bravo water and that is some toxic mess. The past two weeks have given us more drama during hiatus than actual production. Porsha Williams and Falynn Guobadia are about to go full The Boy Is Mine on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Kim Zolciak is permanently tardy for the party and now the party is OVAH. Real Housewives of Dallas star Tiffany Moon has been subjected to racism on social media during AAPI month. What else could possibly happen?
Grab a Kleenex and a soothing tea, perhaps. After a season of nonsense and complete delusion where we learned, SUMMER, FUN, HANNAH BERNER, NOT FUN – the time has come. Let’s all join hands and bow our heads
in thanks, Hannah will not be returning to Summer House.
Marlo Hampton is one of the longest-running cast members on Real Housewives of Atlanta who doesn’t hold a peach. It’s only speculation that Marlo’s slightly large mug shot collection is what deters Bravo from handing her a full time slot, but she has become familiar in her role as side
chickkick. Marlo plays the game well and her eloquent forays into confrontation are always an interesting addition to the show.
RHOA is flooding the news right now but it isn’t because they are coming off an epic season. A journey into the forbidden land of mononymous exotic dancers and a reunion featuring wardrobe choices from your friendly neighborhood BDSM boutique has now been forgotten thanks to Porsha Williams. Have you heard Porsha has a new man in her life? Well kids, PORSHA, PORSHA, PORSHA isn’t the only one struck by cupid’s arrow. Ms. Marlo might have a new gentleman caller as well.
Kenya Moore, we see you having a great day. Seemingly overnight, news about Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams has broken the internet. Yesterday Porsha revealed a brand new chapter of her love life, straight out of a Jackie Collins book. The Hot Dog King has been returned to his bun to make way for… The Oil Guy.
The Oil Guy is Falynn’s Guobadia’s ex-husband, Simon Guobadia. As you know, RHOA featured Falynn this season, along with Simon, who is now engaged to Porsha. Yesterday Porsha dropped a bomb that she has a brand new ring, courtesy of her newish man. Both Simon and Porsha confirmed their love, stating their affair of the heart began about 4 weeks ago. Fans are side-eyeing the timeline, because we aren’t idiots, and some interesting social media posts have resurfaced. Now that we’re talking about the soon-to-be-ex-husband, let’s talk about the boat.
You know what they say, jealousy is a disease and everyone wants NeNe Leakes to get well soon. Poor NeNe has been suffering after her services were no longer required on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Since her departure, NeNe has blossomed into a vocal advocate and activist for racial equality. Sure, Jan.
After enabling her behavior for multiple seasons, Bravo finally pulled the plug. NeNe. Was. Pissed. And apparently she hasn’t gotten over it. NeNe went on a tirade against Bravo, Andy Cohen, and anyone else in her path. In NeNe’s world, there are no bridges left because she blew them all up. You might think, now that some time has passed, NeNe has calmed down – but you would be wrong. Now NeNe is back and still fighting against the
chip on her shoulder evil entity that is Bravo.