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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap:

A very huge thank you to The Marvelous Mrs. Mary for covering the Real Housewives of New Jersey recap last week when I was traveling for my day job. She always calls it like she sees it, and these women require a lot of attention. Finally, Teresa Giudice seems to be getting along with sister-in-law Melissa Gorga and Jackie Goldschneider, the newbie who broke Tre code early on in the season. Jennifer Aydin is still harping on Jackie’s stupid article in the wake of her trip to Turkey. Give it up, already! Does anyone even read this paper they keep mentioning? Sheesh. Even Margaret Josephs has sunk below the fray with her recent comments about Jennifer’s brother’s engagements. Can’t we all just get along? No. I know the answer will always be “no.”

That said, I’d give my eye teeth to watch a Dolores Catania/Danielle Staub smackdown to energize this RHONJ lull! If we can’t have that nugget, I guess I’ll settle for a Marty Caffrey/Joe Benigno Italian grinder seasoned with a Joe Gorga voice of reason. For dessert? A heaping portion of Milania Giudice’s rap debut–mad props to her for having the guts to perform in front of all of those people! I’m full…but these folks are FULL OF IT!

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We begin tonight’s episode of Lindsay Lohan’s Beach club with Lindsay Lohan sitting down with business partner, friend, creative director, and all-around boss bitch Panos Spentzos, and the new hires to have a little meeting.

She decides to hand out paper and pens. Then, she asks everyone to write down their intentions.

“What are your goals if you want to work with Lohan? What do you want out of life?” she asks the group. <sigh> This seems a little too cutesy for me. Can you picture Lisa Vanderpump asking the workers at SUR to write their thoughts and feelings down?

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Teen Mom 2  is back with a brand news season! Last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2 opens with Chelsea Houska who is seven months pregnant. She and her husband Cole DeBoer just bought a house on a large plot of land in a quiet rural area. The couple seems to be having many new beginnings, with a baby on the way and buying a new home. Everything isn’t as sweet for everyone on. Teen Mom 2. One cast member is fighting child abuse allegations the episode!

Chelsea’s ex, Adam Lind, can now only see Aubrey at a visitation center. He has to show up fifteen minutes early so that they don’t run into one another. If he fails to arrive on time, the appointment is cancelled. While on the way to the visitation, Chelsea is very open and honest with her daughter about why she has to meet her father in this manner. Sadly, she receives a call from the center reporting that Adam didn’t show up and therefore the visit is cancelled. He will have to pay a no show fee in order for them to set up another appointment. My heart broke for Aubrey. It was apparent she was disappointed not to get to see her dad.

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This week on Married to Medicine, we get some insight into Quad Webb- Lunceford and Gregory Lunceford’s marriage as they sit down with Andy Cohen. The couple is going through a tumultuous divorce. They haven’t seen each other in months. It’s clear that this sit down is going to be loaded with sex, lies, and tea. I am ready to sift through it all to figure out what I believe is the truth!

Quad expresses disappointment in some of the statements that Greg made regarding their marriage on a radio show. Greg claims that they haven’t had sex since the reunion in 2014. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, 2014!!! No wonder he was in a hotel room with another woman. Quad claims the lack of sex is because he couldn’t achieve an erection. I guess nothing is sacred or off limits at this point. Sigh! He said it was because he was working three jobs and under tremendous stress to make her happy. Quad believes he was cheating with other women and, therefore, he wasn’t interested in sex with her. I don’t think Greg was cheating for years. I think they had some serious issues in their marriage and maybe even with his libido, but I do believe he loved her.

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On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta episode, Porsha Williams‘ relationship with Dennis McKinley was tested. Then, she turned to the professionals for help. In happier news, the women also learned they’re going to Japan to sightsee, enjoy amazing cuisine, and take in all the local culture… HA!

We pick up at Tanya Sam‘s house. Tanya is obviously in denial. She pretends she’s hosting a real dinner party, with her real friends. However, this is a Real Housewives Of Atlanta party with fake friends who are paid to hate each other. In this case, Kandi Burruss is threatening to leave before dinner is even served (and the trip to Japan announced) because Porsha called her fake. 

Codi-and-parents Floribama Shore

Last night on Floribama Shore, the Butts’ came to town! Codi Butts’ family, that is.  I wonder how a family gathering will work out with the feud between Nilsa Prowant and Kortni GilsonWill Nilsa be able to forgive Kortni for slamming a door into her nose? Or will she continue to milk this injury for more attention? Either way, I am ready to see how all of this drama unfolds. Let’s just hope Codi’s mom and dad are not caught in the crossfire!

The group wakes up to their last morning in Cabo. The guys discuss nosegate and whether it was done on purpose. I don’t think it was done on purpose, but I definitely think Kortni didn’t care that it happened. Kortni gives her side to Gus Smyrnios and hopes after they get home everyone will be able to move forward. Nilsa is totally playing up her injury and being completely extra. Can someone say “attention seeker”?  But hey, if someone hit me in my nose and laughed about it, I would be angry as well. In the cab with the girls, Kortni attempts to extend an olive branch and ease the tension. Nilsa does not want to hear what she has to say. She is still angry and clearly not ready to let it go.

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After a tumultuous career, and numerous interactions with the legal system, Lindsay Lohan has returned to the spotlight with the premiere of her new reality show Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. The series centers around a beach club cleverly named “Lohan Beach House.”  Lindsay opened the club with Panos Spentzos in Mykonos, Greece.

In this premiere, we were introduced to her new employees. We got a little insight into Lindsay herself and saw what her beach club has to offer.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recap: Kandi Got 45 Problems And Porsha Is Number One!

Did she, or did she not?! Did Porsha Williams attack someone at Kandi Burruss‘ party, I mean because that’s all anyone talked about on last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta.

The drama began when Kandi threw Todd Tucker a Michael Jordan themed 45th birthday party. Being benevolent (Or something like that!) Kandi invited Porsha and Dennis McKinley. And because parties are gathering places to bring people together from all sides of the spectrum Kandi also invited her “worker” Jami. Jami happens to be friends with Dennis’ ex Sherri. Sherri happens to be tattooed on Dennis’s body, and Jami happened to bring Sherri as her plus one. And then Sheri happened to loiter around Porsha and Dennis until Porsha walked away, then Sherri walked over to Dennis and gave him a hug and a kiss, just as Porsha happened to walk back over. Obviously Porsha got a little miffed and confronted Sherri. Wouldn’t you?