Are you guys ready for Real Housewives of Orange County? They filmed this season during a pandemic, y’all! They came to play and not even Kelly Dodd’s idiotic coronavirus comments could derail this train. So let’s dive in and see what these over-ripe oranges are up to.
We open up with a really ominous beach scene because what is more ominous than Newport Beach. Newport Beach, new cast members, new beginnings, new hips for Emily Simpson. New new new. Everything that you want to see in a fresh season of Real Housewives. And not a Vicki Gunvalson or Tamra Judge in sight.
Dealing with Vicki Gunvalson is an exercise in futility. Vicki also has issues with jealousy. Thankfully viewers will be free from Vicki’s relentless woo-hoo screaming and desperate attempts to make Steve Lodge appear interested in their relationship. Bravo gave us the gift that will keep on giving, no more Vicki or Tamra Judge on Real Housewives of Orange County.
Accepting her fate with a positive attitude isn’t Vicki’s thing. Thankfully, her partner in crime, Tamra, was shown the door as well. But one piece of the puzzle was missing. Shannon Beador, third member of the OCs answer to Hells Angels, Tres Amigas, kept her orange. While doing press for the show, Shannon was asked about her former friend. Vicki’s Google Alerts must be on because now she responds to Shannon’s comments, and seemingly punishes her for not being unemployed.
Real Housewives of Orange County premiers this Wednesday. Ordinarily, I’d be super excited (I know). But this season already feels different. Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge won’t be on our screens. Then there’s Kelly Dodd. Kelly is arguably the lead on RHOC. Since she’s a Cov-idiot lacking common sense and human decency, who can really get behind this season?
The other lead is Shannon Beador. One-third of the already forgotten Tres Amigas. With Vicki and Tamra getting fired, the Tres Amigas deteriorated. Now it sounds like they are officially done (hallelujah!) I guess we won’t get a traveling tour of this trio anytime soon, if what Shannon says is true.
Even though Real Housewives is technically a reality TV show, we don’t see anyone’s true reality. Of course, it’s impossible to show the entirety of anyone’s life. However, some of these Housewives sure do hide a lot. And by “a lot” I mean lawsuits on lawsuits on lawsuits.
But, aside from legal issues the women are trying to hide, what else are they trying to keep from the show? Well, apparently, there’s a West Coast Housewife who’s trying hard to hide her husband’s affair.
Like it or not, Real Housewives of Orange County will be back with new episodes soon. This will be the first Vicki Gunvalson-free season. Tamra Judge is out as well.
Joining Kelly Dodd, Shannon Beador, Emily Simpson, Gina Kirschenheiter, and Braunwyn Windham-Burke is Elizabeth Lyn Vargas, a friend of Kelly’s. Let’s take a look at the Season 15 Real Housewives of Orange County taglines.
For some reason Kelly Dodd still has a job on Real Housewives of Orange County. The COVID-denier has been spewing false information about the virus for basically the whole pandemic. In spite of her own co-star, Shannon Beador, testing positive for COVID, she’s still saying ridiculous things.
Kelly being tone deaf and insensitive is not a surprise. Her only amazing moment on RHOC was when she accurately described Emily Simpson’s husband, Shane Simpson, as a “lil bitch.” Other than that, Kelly is terrifying. She knows no boundaries, goes for the jugular, and is just “woefully uniformed” like Andy Cohen says. This week, Kelly’s making more headlines for being ridiculous, insensitive, and tone-deaf.
Who’s on your list of worst Housewives husbands? Shane Simpson and Jim Marchese are definitely on mine, and so is David Beador. Mostly because he’s a cheater, a gaslighter, and posts pictures like this. Seriously, David, are you ok? Or just having a prolonged mid-life crisis?
David had been cheating on Shannon Beador since before they appeared on Real Housewives of Orange County. Many of the RHOC ladies knew about it too, but stayed quiet. They finally divorced in April 2019 after too many seasons discussing “THE AFFAIR.” Since then, David has been growing desperate-looking locks and posting embarrassing pictures of him and his now pregnant fiancé, Lesley Cook. The happy couple is now revealing the baby’s gender.
Things aren’t always as they appear, especially on reality TV. Sometimes, a person seems like she’s happily married. And, then, all of a sudden, there’s a divorce filing in the news.
Word on the street, and by “street” I mean “according to a blind item on Instagram” a Real Housewife recently separated from her husband. As the term “blind item” suggests, no specific names were mentioned, but there were plenty of hints to narrow things down.