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Last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was… something. Viewers watched in anticipation of seeing Erika Jayne’s house of cards fall around her and how the cast would respond to the surprising news of her divorce from Tom Girardi. But first, food! You can definitely tell who’s hanging around Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave too much when a plate of plain lettuce looks DELICIOUS.

Lisa Rinna has been staying suspiciously quiet throughout Erika’s scandal. This is surprising because Rinna loves a mess and has no problem ruining friendships for the sake of a storyline. If Denise Richards relayed a harrowing tale of humiliation and despair whilst trading a Lambo for a Range Rover, Rinna would have said, “Oof. You’re so angry. Own your downgrade honey.” It appears Rinna’s lips weren’t made for talking after all, they were made for kissing Erika’s ass, and now fans want answers.

Brandi Glanville Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

There are very few people in the world who can recognize a true stunt queen move. But if you were compelled to form a group of individuals who can clock someone that engages in questionable endeavors with a goal of achieving recognition, call a Bravo viewer. We get lots of stunt queens and most fans are well-versed in not tolerating blatant acts of desperation forced content. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been suffering from forced content for several seasons now, and the person often called in to work is Brandi Glanville.

Brandi has basically been there for the show since she was fired her contract wasn’t renewed. RHOBH had a rough go last year and lost Denise Richards as a result. Denise was the newest target in the environment where absolutely no one is ganged up on. After the disaster that was #puppygate and Lisa Vanderpump’s departure, rumors of a boring Season 10 filled the media during production. Evolution called in Brandi who had some handy dandy unconfirmed rumors to share. Despite the negative press, Denise quitting, and not exactly gaining fans, Brandi has no regrets.

Erika Jayne Caught A Break; Lawyers Set To Return After Withdrawing Representation

Awww, I guess clouds have a silver lining after all! The only thing Erika Jayne needs more than a stylist break are some attorneys and it looks like she’s in luck. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star can breathe easy for about, oh, five minutes or so. Erika has been suffering from theft accusations of embezzling funds after estranged husband Tom Girardi represented clients who never got paid.

Erika might have the dubious honor of being the most unethical person on Bravo, and oh my dear lord, that is saying something. Numerous court cases are looming and chances are pretty good they can’t buy their innocense or pay to keep others quiet. Speaking of paying, on Monday, Erika’s entire team of attorneys quit without much warning and left her to hang in the wind unrepresented. Thankfully Erika must have woken up with a clear mind, free of pretend amnesia and remembered where her wallet is. It’s a lucky day in Beverly Hills for Erika because, they’re baaaaaaack.

Erika Jayne

Good news, everyone! Mikey Minden can stop pouring through Erika Jayne’s remaining wardrobe for an appropriate “moment” designed to confuse the prosecution with high-art glamour and questions about shoulder pads. We might be on standby because the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Birdbrain of Alcatraz star has hit another wall. Get your popcorn and cocktails, but longtime EJ fans may want to take a deep breath.

It really is like a movie script. A cinematic noir about stealing money from innocent victims and sinister charges of fraud. Filmed under the haze of Vaseline and the occasional waft of burned hair. Or it could be another day in the life of Erika. She’s suffering some radioactive fallout from the recent Hulu documentary covering tricky accounting methods with Tom Girardi. Erika is trying to get out of being on the hook for most some of Tom’s debt and fighting to retain assets before the only public appearance on her calendar is the Pink Pig Swap Meet in Crawford County, Arkansas. On today’s show, the hills are alive with the sound of… attorneys running far, far away from Erika.

Larsa Pippen Real Housewives of Miami

Real Housewives of Miami was an awesome show and it’s forever bewildering as to why it was cut loose. Andy Cohen said, it was cancelled largely in part to the death of a cast member’s mother, which might sound good in theory but doesn’t really hold water. Thankfully, the rumors of an RHOM comeback turned out to be true and a brand new season of the show is currently in production and will air on the Peacock network.

Veteran viewers are tossing names around of a possible line-up and confidence is high some of the original players will return. Exactly who is coming back and who is coming on board is still kind of a mystery, though it appears we have one confirmation. Recently kicked out of the Kardashian friendship circle, Larsa Pippen has been spotted with cameras she doesn’t pay for following her around. Now it looks like Kim K.’s loss is our gain because we have our first official RHOM lady. Thanks Kim, you really shouldn’t have.

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills After Show

I’m sure everyone will join me in once again thanking Kyle Richards for bringing Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave back to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Though Teddi is only visiting, her return was anxiously anticipated by literally no one other than Erika Jayne, who is now approving all requests for desperate friendships.

Ahead of being the newest member of the esteemed Fox Force Five, Teddi caught up with an old friend for an interview. She joined Jeff Lewis to bring everyone up to speed on what we’ve missed in her absence. After the crickets chirped, Teddi spoke on what she could have done differently in the Denise Richards drama and how she might have accidentally provided Bravo with her replacement.

Dorit Kemsley Sutton Stracke Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

It looks like the Puppygate Girl Gang did not die with the end of #puppygate. The level of commitment, or whatever blood pact situation that is happening here has become both predictable and somewhat boring. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ current season will revolve around Erika Jayne and the unyielding support of her co-stars. Better make that some of her co-stars.

While Dorit Kemsley has praised Erika for her amazing acting strength during such a difficult time, the same cannot be said for Sutton Stracke. Sutton has already been clocked for being the least supportive of Erika during the demise of her marriage. Now Dorit seems to think maybe Sutton acted this way to finally earn that diamond. Because implying someone does not believe Erika’s multitude of lies innocense is obviously too mind-boggling to consider.

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave Real Housewives of Beverly Hills RHOBH

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave is an enigma, wrapped in 500 calorie a day servings and boredom. Bravo fans don’t usually get what they ask for, but when Teddi was unceremoniously dropped from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, sighs of thanks were heard across the land. It would be difficult to pin down only one reason Teddi was fired, but a scandal surrounding her All In By Teddi diet program certainly didn’t help.

Teddi’s departure from RHOBH didn’t impact the flow of the show because she didn’t offer much aside from being Kyle Richards’ sidekick. But lack of substance isn’t holding Teddi back! It seems she has been busy with her free time and may or may not return to reality television! It’s what we’ve all been waiting for – said no one ever. Now Teddi catches everyone up on her new plans and what’s in store for taking All your money In by Teddi going forward.