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Jackie Goldschneider Real Housewives Of New Jersey

Who would have though that a low key children’s birthday party would be the source of so much drama on a reality TV show? In case you forgot, Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Jennifer Aydin was not-at-all impressed by the party Jackie Goldschneider threw for her sons.

They ordered pizza and the kids played basketball in the driveway. She ordered party favors from Amazon. This was very different from the lavish events that Jennifer hosts. She called Jackie “cheap” for not putting more into the party. Of course, this was spurred on by the discovery that Jackie has lots of family money. And, somehow, the discussion resulted in Jennifer tossing silverware toward Melissa Gorga during a lunch in the Hamptons.

Melissa Gorga Real Housewives of New Jersey RHONJ

It’s Wednesday! And, you know what that means: a new Real Housewives of New Jersey episode is on tonight. We pick up where we left off last week. The ladies just arrived at Jackie Goldschneider’s home in the Hamptons.

Teresa Giudice thanked Jackie for inviting her, which is a major milestone considering the rocky (albeit brief) history between these two. And in that same breath, Teresa “thanked” Margaret Josephs for not inviting her to the Mother’s Day brunch she hosted during last week’s episode. Every New Jersey Housewife was there with their mom, meanwhile, Teresa stayed at home, stewing over Margaret excluding her. Well, maybe Teresa should have stuck up for Margaret when Danielle Staub gave Margaret whiplash by pulling her ponytail. Hindsight is 20/20, isn’t it?

Gizelle Bryant Says Ramona Singer Is “Insane” For Kicking Her Out Of Photo

As much as Bethenny Frankel haters don’t want to admit it, Ramona Singer is entertaining. Even when she’s being rude as hell, she manages to make me laugh in between being offended by her antics.

We all know that Ramona is not the best at remembering people’s names, even people she’s “met” many times, you know like fellow Real Housewives and other Bravolebrities. Mercedes Javid, Dolores Catania, and the notorious Kim D have called her out for her poor attitude in recent months. Clearly, Ramona doesn’t watch any Bravo shows she’s not on. And, apparently, she had no idea that Gizelle Bryant is a Real Housewife too. Even now.

Lala Kent

Labor Day means a long weekend, which usually translates to some fun times with family and friends. Some of the Vanderpump Rules cast members headed down to Cabo to celebrate Lala Kent’s twenty-ninth birthday. Lala posted a photo in her birthday suit. Stassi Schroeder posed with a sombrero on. Katie Maloney showed off her assets for the camera as well.

Meanwhile, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright went out of the way to make sure that their social media followers knew that they missed their flights to Cabo just in case anyone wondered if they weren’t invited. And I can’t blame them given Jax’s other cast feuds.

Kelly Dodd Rick Leventhal

Every time I log into Instagram I see photos and videos of Bravolebrities mingling in the Hamptons and I cannot help being intrigued. It just looks like so much fun and I’m dying to know (and see) what else goes down. There should be a Bravo show set in the Hamptons. Oh, wait. There is a Bravo show that takes place in the Hamptons. I just wish there was a good show that was filmed there.

Or at the very least, I wish there was a camera crew to capture what goes down in between seasons. Real Housewives of Orange County star Kelly Dodd recently visited Ramona Singer, which sounds like a good time and a very entertaining spin-off show. Hint hint, Bravo. It was more than that though. Kelly has that visit to thank for her new relationship.

Ramona Singer - Real Housewives Of New York Clambake

Last week’s Real Housewives Of New York gave us a Mermaid Moonwalk. This week Ramona Singer terrorized a clambake by stuffing whole lobsters in a plastic grocery bag. This is why Real Housewives Of New York is the best!

“I’m not quite sure if I’m invited or not but I’m inviting myself,” shrugs Ramona, arriving at Barbara Kavovit‘s much-anticipated clambake. She believes wine is the salve that soothes all social wounds. So by bringing two bottles of rosé, PLUS a fancy pie, there’s no way she’ll be turned away. Who knew she’d leave with so many party favors. 

Luann de Lesseps - Real Housewives Of New York

Last night the Real Housewives Of New York dragged all their dysfunction to the Hamptons where they split into two teams: Team Ramona Singer & Team Luann de Lesseps. Just like the old days… Usually Sonja Morgan likes being in the middle of some sweaty, howling, grunting, insane situations, and this time was no exception!

Sonja arrives at Ramona’s house after being driven by Tinsley Mortimer. After all Tinsley’s whining that she might crash before she even gets into the driver’s seat, she turned out to be a good driver. Which, according to Sonja, also naturally means Tinsley will be a good mother. Because… ?

For some reason Sonja has long extensions – from a photoshoot maybe. They look so ratty I assume she found them in a box in a the Townhouse basement labeled JP – Mother’s Victorian Wigs. Anyway, this inspires Dorinda Medley to whip out the mermaid costumes she brought so they all can do something besides eat, drink, go to restaurants and fight. Dorinda believes their mermaid photos will “go viral.” Which is usually what they’re saying about Sonja’s vagina.