Faye Resnick is the little, orange-izied wannabe Housewife that hopefully never will!
Despite reports that Bravo is considering casting her for next season and this season was a trial run as a not-quite-official-friend-of-the-Housewives; she just isn't taking with the viewers or with the other ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!
On Monday's episode Faye was an unwelcome, uninvited guest to Lisa's tea party from hell round 2, and luckily for her Kim Richards didn't show up so Faye got both a seat and a goodybag. Isn't that conveinent…
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Kyle insists that Faye didn't crash – and that Lisa told her Faye could come. Well, Kyle claims this anyway.
Unfortunately Lisa does not agree with that recollection!
Further explaining that Faye was not an invited guest at her fabulous home, Lisa tells RumorFix she has no idea where Faye got the idea she could show up, but it wasn't from her!
“I didn’t invite her!" Lisa clarifies. “She’s not a friend of mine and I wouldn’t invite her because she was antagonistic toward Brandi [Glanville].”
Lisa says the plan was to have an intimate gathering of less than twelve ladies, composed exclusively of the RHOBH cast. “If it were a much larger event I would have included her, because technically Faye is a ‘friend of the Housewives’ and is often on the show.” Faye has never formally been introduced as such, and unlike Marisa Zanuck and Camille Grammer was not included in Bravo's official cast announcement preceding the season.
In any event, Lisa says Faye's crash was totally planned – and she did everything she could to prevent the argumentative extra from making an appearance. God I love Lisa!
When RHOBH production was arranging car service for the event Lisa found out that Faye was included on the list, so “I immediately put the brakes on it,” Lisa says. “I wasn’t happy about that one ioata.”
“I heard a rumor that Faye may be coming — I’m not happy about this as I didn’t invite her," Lisa explains. “I assumed that Faye heard that she wasn’t invited and that she would stay home."
“But Faye showed up anyway. And, this is edited out — maybe it will be in the ‘Lost Tapes’ episode — she confronts me on camera upset that she was uninvited and says ‘You owe me a phone call.’ I said, ‘Why do I owe you a phone call? I didn’t uninvite you, because you were never invited in the first place.’”
“I didn’t want Faye there because of the altercation she had with Brandi earlier in the season and I didn’t want to be put in that position," Lisa says.
Sounds to me like the producers were trying to pull a fast one on Lisa by inviting Faye behind her back, but Lisa was not having it! Below is a photo of the empty table featuring 9 place settings, which means if Faye and Kim both came they would each have a seat. My guess is Lisa predicted Faye would show up anyway and decided to be polite.
Personally, I think esperate Faye should stay home from all events, because well we don't want her there either!
PS – my dislike of Faye has nothing to do with her treatment of Brandi. I just find her deplorably rude and desperate to be on this show. Furthermore she's just… icky. Can we cease and desist with her already?
[Photo Credit: BravoTV.com]
TELL US – WHO'S LYING: KYLE OR LISA? DID LISA HAVE A GOOD REASON TO NOT INVITE FAYE?
OF COURSE SHE DID – IT'S FAYE!
Tea party table containing NINE place settings, which would have meant a place was available for Faye even if Kim came.