It appeared Lala Kent was about to “get it popping, daddy!” with Jax Taylor after James Kennedy was caught having sex with a lion Lala’s friend Lauren. But, apparently, looks can be deceiving on Vanderpump Rules. You don’t say…
Lala wants it known, that like never, ever, ever in 63 billion years, even if dinosaurs roam the earth again, would she hook up with Jax. “I just like to flirt — it’s like a game for me.”
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A game that goes two-ways. “If you have a vagina and tits, he’s going to probably flirt with you,” adds Lala.
“Unless I’m blackout drunk, I would never be with him,” Lala insists. “Nor have I ever or will ever.”
I’m not sure why Lala is pretending she has such high standards – I mean, after all the girl is with James! Which means that Lala will forever have the exalted status as Kristen Doute‘s sloppy seconds!
Because Lala “heard a lot about Jax” she promises she knew better than to get entangled in his STD-laden cheating, girlfriend-betraying web! Hmmm… yeah, do we believe this? Do we think Lala would at least ‘pretend’ hookup with Jax to get on camera? Oh yes we do!
Lala and Jax have their ups-and-downs this season, but she maintains they get along. “Are we the best of friends? No. He’s just a little too much.”
Lala does “love” Jax’s girlfriend Brittany Cartwright. “That girl is probably the sweetest person I have ever met in my life,” she gushes to Radar Online. Just to be clear, Brittany is the former Hooters waitress who wore lingerie to a job interview with Lisa. Twice.
But everyone just adores Brittany! Lala warns Jax, “If he f***s this up, it’s his loss and her gain.”
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