If you haven’t found the perfect gift for your sweetie (or the ex who dumped you and whose Valentine’s Day you would like to ruin), reality stars have a plethora of fabulous (cough cough) products for you to chose from. Or perhaps a little post-Valentine’s Day love is in order and you want to surprise your special someone on a random day of the year.
Hey – love is in the air all the time, right?!
Below is our list of the best Valentine’s Day gifts from your favorite reality star!
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Farrah Abraham's Sex Toy Line
Farrah Abraham claims her vibrating hoohah collection saves marriages. (photos of said items not safe for work, children, eyes of anyone at all).
I claim it's the perfect gift for someone you used to date, but now hate! Do they come with delusional personalities attached?
Oh - Farrah also wrote an erotical trilogy if you'd like to whet your pleasure!
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Kandi Burruss' sex toy line for his and hers pleasure is a win for all involved this Valentin's Day - whether you're single or coupled!
Gary Shirley Condoms
Never has a reality star's product been more apt! The Teen Mom OG dad's condom collection, "It's Gary Time" is the perfect accompaniment to any date. Better safe than sorry!
Bethenny Frankel's Self-Help Book
For the people in your life who are single and don't get it, Bethenny Frankel is taking one for the team and sucking so we don't have to!
Gretchen Rossi Pepper Spray
The Gretchen Christine Booootay collection just unveiled a pepper spray. Just in case your date is Slade.
Porsha Williams' Naked Lingerie
If you've got a hot date - get Naked before you get naked!
Here's hoping your date doesn't stand you up, and isn't a married African sugar daddy!
Kris Jenner Zestra
Remember when Kris Jenner promoted a line of natural sexual enhancers for women and bragged of their instant gratification? Yeah, nobody does - for a VERY GOOD REASON (sanity is valuable!).
Anyway, you can still buy Zestra, with or without Kris' endorsement, if you're in the mood for some enhanced pleasure.
LeAnn Rimes' Spitfire Album
It's an anthology of LeAnn's affair with Eddie - and the aftermath - so if you're feeling blue this Valentine's Day. If you're feeling really blue, you can guzzle some Unfiltered Blonde chardonnay while listening!
If you're staying in this Valentine's Day, much like myself, slip into some Snooki slippers.
Lipkit By Kylie
Kylie Jenner's new lip kit will give you the blow-up doll pout you've always wanted to look sexy for your date!
Phaedra Parks' Taser
The Phaedra Sparks Taser - if your date gets too close!
Ramona Singer Pinot
Whether you're single, or on a date, Ramona Pinot will give you the turtle time your Valentine's Day badly needs!
Sister Wives Jewelry
If you happen to be feeling a chaste, but over-abundant love for your favorite spouse. Or maybe a gift for the friend who's like a sister, some jewelry from the Sister Wives Closet.
TELL US – WOULD YOU BUY ANY OF THESE LOVE ITEMS FOR YOUR LOVED ONES?
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