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Before we leap into tonight’s new episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, returning cast member Danielle Staub has more than a few opinions to share on last week’s episode.

In her newest Bravo blog, Danielle starts off with, “Let me begin by saying that this is a pretty accurate portrayal of what it’s really like to be around Jersey girls. We are all very strong-minded women with equally strong personalities and opinions. Not one of us is a wallflower. We all speak our minds, even though at times the person we may be speaking to can be a little intimidating…”

She continues with a summary of each of her cast members, “As a viewer, I am not sure how you all feel about the following details, but here’s how it felt with a front row seat:”

Danielle has some words for Dolores Catania, “You fired the first shot—just remember that! You know very well that crazy is the new sane, so where does that leave you? You should practice what you preach, sista. ‘Who brought you in is who you stay with.’ So why is it that you are not with Teresa, and why is it that you don’t have her back 5000%? Inquiring minds want to know. It bothered me to hear you threaten bodily harm to Margaret. You don’t even know her, so why in the world would you say such a thing? As a mother and a person, I felt you went too far…just saying! Who’s crazy now?”

On Siggy Flicker, Danielle is disappointed that she didn’t receive any communication from her when they arrived in Boca. And she’s a little baffled by Siggy’s own issues with relationships. “once we arrived, no calls, no texts were received from Siggy—not on my end anyway—and I am not certain that I directly did anything to Siggy except fall in love with Margaret. I cannot for the life of me figure out how it is that you claim to help heal relationships when you are so diabolical in your own relationships (friendships). Blaming others for your failed moments with those of us you call friends is not a good look on you, or anyone for that matter, especially since you are looked up to by so many to help them navigate their own relationships.”

She adds, “saying I was ‘crawling up Teresa’s ass’ was totally uncalled for! You as a self-proclaimed relationship expert should be ashamed of yourself. Instead of celebrating the fact that Teresa and I are working on our relationship of 11 years, you are so disrespectful to try and suggest anything different.”

Danielle continues to blast Siggy, “Someone mentions a trigger, and you pull that trigger with, ‘TRASHY, TRASHY, TRASHY!’ Who in the world would say that is the behavior of a relationship expert? Not classy, not nice, and not the behavior of a lady from Jersey, Boca, or anywhere!”

Danielle has nothing but gushing words for newbie Margaret Josephs, “I absolutely love that you speak the truth, stand up for that which is right, and much to your credit, you hold everyone accountable for their actions! You go, girl!”

She’s thankful to Melissa Gorga for sticking up for her. “Thank you for having my back after I told Siggy that you, Teresa, Margaret, and I were not ‘trash.’ I do, however, feel like you deserve a birthday do-over. You did not deserve the way Siggy and Dolores treated you on your birthday! Next time, cake’s on me, little one.”

Danielle gets in another dig at Siggy, slamming her wine spilling at the dinner, “I hated the way that Siggy spoke to us, much like the way my parents spoke to me before going into Sunday Mass—only we’re adults. Perhaps we should all ask Siggy if it was mature when she dumped her red wine on the table at dinner, ruining your (Melissa’s) new Chanel bag and nearly landing on Margaret’s beautiful white lace top. Thank God I wore black.”

On her friendship with Teresa Giudice, Danielle says, “I do hope Siggy and Dolores will allow us our space and time to continue our long awaited journey! I would love everyone to be supportive of us, and I feel most are!”

To read the rest of Danielle’s blog, visit Bravo.

Tonight is an all new drama-filled episode of Jersey. Meet us back here at 9/8 C to live-snark through it!

“Margaret throws a launch party for her purse line, but Siggy and Dolores refuse to attend, causing Margaret to question how things got so bad with Siggy. Meanwhile, Teresa begins to work on a new book and Joe makes an important business decision without consulting Melissa. Later, Frank and Dolores spar over the best way to handle Frankie.”

TELL US – IS SIGGY A HYPOCRITE? IS DOLORES?

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