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David Foster

David Foster has been accused of ditching Yolanda Hadid when he got sick of her being sick. The ex-husband of the former Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star denies that Lyme was the only reason for their split.

David also defends his treatment of Yolanda during their marriage, and insists they both tried to make it work even though rumor had it that he got sick of paying for hallucinogenic elephant healing in Thailand?

Tom D'Agostino and Luann de Lesseps

Tongues have been wagging (not at the Regency Hotel this time!) that Tom D’Agostino is already engaged again, even though he hasn’t finalized his divorce from Luann de Lesseps.

After a whirlwind and tumultuous courtship, Luann and Tom were married for less than a year when those indefatigable cheating rumors popped up again and the Real Housewives Of New York star announced their split. While both parties deny infidelity and insist their split was amicable, Tom has already been linked to socialite and PR rep Anna Rothschild who was recently spotted wearing a 15 carat diamond on that finger. 

Teresa Giudice Book Signing

Despite a questionable grasp on both the English language and sanity, Teresa Giudice is a published author 6 times over. Gag me with a Fabulicious spaghetti noodle. After publishing 4 cookbooks, Teresa went to prison and got into the genre of writing memoirs about her life. But, living a crazy life is definitely one thing Teresa is qualified to espouse about!

To promote her newest memoir, Standing Strong, which will be released in October, the Real Housewives Of New Jersey star announced that she’ll be doing a series of book signings with fans who want an in-person glimpse of the ever-resilient Mrs. Giudice

Tamra Judge

Well, Tamra Judge has tried and tried again to give Vicki Gunvalson the opportunity to do right, but once again that didn’t happen. Things were instead inflamed – again – when Vicki invited Tamra’s ex-bestie Ricky to her party to fuel speculation about Eddie’s sexuality. Tamra insists she’s definitely DONE! hearing Vicki’s lies.

Really? Cause this season of Real Housewives Of Orange County is only half over and then there is the reunion… “Come on! These lies are getting ridiculous,” Tamra protests. “I’m a girl that gets over things in five minutes and gives many chances, but it’s time for me to move on. I can’t listen to her lies anymore. She’s so toxic and delusional, I just couldn’t deal with it.”

Teresa Giudice, Ashley Darby & Brandi Glanville Perform The Vagina Monologues

When Real Housewives collide there’s usually trouble, but when Teresa Giudice got together with Brandi Glanville and Ashley Darby for a performance of The Vagina Monologues they all had a wonderful time! Teresa and Brandi getting along is a sign the apocalypse is coming, right?

“That picture says it all. #laughs #goodtimes #girlsjustwanttohavefun #ohio @brandiglanville & @ashleyboalchdarby #aftershow #didmyownmakeup @robinsclosetboutique,” the Real Housewives Of New Jersey mom captioned the above photo. “This is how we spent most of our time. I love these gals. #girlsgirls,” Ashley added.

Jen Howell Gets drunk

Last night, Below Deck was plagued by more crew issues as one man fell asleep, another fell ill, a stewardess fell into the clutches of Jesus, and a fourth fell into a toilet while wasted. Good times!

Well, where on the yacht is Chris Brown, y’all?! Captain Lee Rosbach sure wants to know! While his fellow-deck hands are busting butt to prepare for charter, Chris Brown is passed out in his bunk after a night of partying too hard. I was hoping we’d see a Captain Lee explosion when he discovered Chris Brown put booze before valor, but unfortunately the first mate fell ill the day before the charter and that superseded any Chris Brown drama. For now.

vicki-kelly

Last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County was like a community theater acting troupe doing a play about Real Housewives. The costumes were bad, the over-acting was worse, and no one was winning any Emmys, but damn if Tamra Judge wasn’t trying her hardest!

Can we just stop doing this whole Tamra and Vicki Gunvalson will be friends again thing? RHOC is trying so desperately to insist they both care, with all the fake tears and carrying on and hullabaloo over two women so emotionally divorced from each other they can’t even get angry convincingly. David Beador Lydia McLaughlin crawling on the stairs begging Shannon Beador to just. stop? Yep, that is my reaction to yet another episode of will they? Or won’t they? Can Tamicki ever be put back together again?

Danielle Staub

Boy some things have changed on Real Housewives Of New Jersey! Once upon a time, Danielle Staub was Teresa Giudice‘s mortal enemy, and Teresa was BFF with Jacqueline Laurita. Now, Jacqueline is completely out of the picture, and the woman Teresa once labeled a “prostitution whore” has become her bestie.

“Everything aligned perfectly,” Danielle gushed of her decision to return to RHONJ after a lengthy absence. Danielle’s decision was impacted after she bonded with Teresa over yoga and realized there would be no more table flips or country club shake downs. I am sure it did not hurt that Teresa and Danielle were also able to bond over running Jacqueline off.