Porsha must’ve been inspired by Kenya Moore‘s fake wedding (her for real fake wedding, not to be confused with her real wedding which everyone thinks is fake. Actually, correction: this is Kenya’s SECOND real-fake wedding, because remember Life Twirls On?). Anyway, Porsha was feeling some positive vibes and apologized to Kandi for the rapegate drama. Porsha appeared sincere – for Porsha – but Kandi just wasn’t ready to hear any words coming out of Porsha’s mouth – even nice ones!
Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is back (glee!) and with it includes the newest blonde Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave. Teddi, a mom of two, is also a wellness accountability coach who channeled her passion into the business LA Fitness Junkie. Her goal is to help others – mostly women – feel good about themselves through health and fitness.
Teddi claaaaims she’s not one to look for drama, but she’s not afraid of it either. “I’m straightforward and I tell it like it is,” she explains.
After Real Housewives Of Atlanta didn’t exactly work out, Kim Zolciak must need a storyline for next season’s Don’t Be Tardy, because the mom of 6 claims she’s now ready for baby number 7! Didn’t Kroy Biermann get his thing zipped shut already?!
Kim isn’t sure if she wants to be pregnant again, per se – after all, she’s become the queen of the sexy mom-bod selfies – so she’s also considering foster care (!!!!!!). Of what – wigs? Kim admits she’s been “bothering Kroy” about expanding their brood again. Kim wants it and Kim wants it noooow! “I love babies! They do grow up. I love being a mom and my pregnancies were always great and easy. Either that or I told him we’re going to do foster.”
In the least surprising news ever it seems that Jenelle and David’s drama is being dragged to social media. Jenelle seems to think twitter is an licensed therapist. Anyway, the Teen Mom 2 star recently removed a photo of her wedding day, then changed her relationship status on Facebook. Because that’s how mature people – parents! – deal with relationship difficulty.
Next season of Real Housewives Of Orange County is casting and Vicki Gunvalson wants it known who she thinks has no business being part of the cast. That would be Meghan Edmonds. And yeah, I kinda agree with Vicki here.
Of the prospect of Meghan returning for season 13 of RHOC, Vicki remarked, “I think it’s time for her to turn the chapter to something else and maybe not be our show, we’ll see.” And since Vicki’s word is the word of god (I kid)…
Last night was the rather lackluster Below Deck reunion. It turns out, that despite the ENTIRE SEASON FOCUSING ON THIS, nobody really hates Jen Howell (except Kyle Dixon, but that just seemed silly). At least we got the satisfaction of Captain Lee Rosbach telling Nico Scholly how much he sucks. Cause he did (and does).
Nico brought the full package of his douche-holery to the WWHL reunion stage, where he feathered his bangs like a late 90’s Tom Cruise, and acted just as smarmy. Nico regrets that he was caught acting like a self-absorbed, immature, jerk on camera, which he claims was a reaction to his grief. Perhaps, but Lee isn’t buying it. He straight up calls Nico “childish” and tells him he never would have promoted him had he known what was going on behind the scenes. But then later Lee says he’d include Nico in his Fantasy Below Deck All Star A$$holes Draft picks. So which is it – do you Nico, or do you not Nico, Lee?
Well, surprise, surprise Vanderpump Rules fans: Jax Taylor did NOT cheat on Brittany Cartwright! Oh, I’m just kidding – of course he did! I mean Jax probably even did it more than once actually, because Brittany found some false eyelashes in her bathroom once and they didn’t belong to her, or Jax, or Tom Schwartz (who sometimes, when he cries, likes to feel the soft flutter of gently moistened pony lashes on his tender cheeks. It’s comforting. Like a little blanket for his Cabbage Patch Kids face).
Jax apparently cheated with – and potentially knocked up – Brittany’s friend Faith Stowers, who confessed all of this to James Kennedy. Of course – why not confess to Jax’s mortal enemy? James is levitating with glee at this trashy news. Jax vehemently denies it.
Do you mean to tell me that all things reality TV aren’t real? According to sources, Jax Taylor definitely cheated on Brittany Cartwright, but when Brittany tried to break up with him, Vanderpump Rules producers made them stay together for the show. I mean, also, they share such a fabulous apartment.
It may shock all of you to know this but Faith Stowers, the woman Jax allegedly cheated with, is a major famewhore who’s been an ‘extra’ on Pump Rules for years and has been trying, desperately, to elevate her status. Enter (literally) a drunk Jax, who has no self control.