Last night the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally got the bloody confrontation they’ve been snarling for all season, but more importantly someone finally called Dorit Kemsley out on being a fraudster!
Lisa Vanderpump unhelpfully extracted herself from this mess, then Camille Grammer‘s house burned down so the planned confrontation in France was ruined, and these women have been floundering for what to do. It’s not like they can just go live interesting lives with earnest drama. No, they have to pretend their lives are perfect, and have a target for phony argument. They tried with Erika Jayne last week, but Erika took a cue from LVP and simply dismissed them, but back in Beverly Hills there is still Camille….
I hate to be a meanie pants, but was there anything more delightfully Camille Grammer than learning that Camille Grammer is actually close friends with someone PK Kemsley owes over a million dollars to? In a way it came at a rather disappointing time, as the last couple episodes I’ve actually kind of enjoyed Dorit, and not even in a ‘what a terribly amazing imbecile of a character’ she is kind of way, but sincerely.
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills are still terrorizing Provence with their hideous drama, and after a drunken night out led to some regrettable accusations, Erika Girardi is keeping her distance from Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave and Kyle Richards.
Teddi and Kyle have no recollection of calling Erika a buzzkill and accusing her of not wanting to be their friend, until resident shit-stirrer Lisa Rinna swoops in with her swizzle stick of bad intentions. Feeling guilty, Teddi apologizes to Erika, but Erika doesn’t understand where Teddi’s sudden aggressiveness is stemming from. Perhaps, just perhaps, Erika is starting to see a correlation between the way she’s being iced out, and the way Lisa Vanderpump was?
On last night’s Below Deck Mediterranean things in the kitchen boiled over and Captain Sandy Yawn proved, once again, that her bleeding heart for pretty young things lost at sea clouds her ability to lead.
Captain Sandy‘s friend Dr. Jen Berman, raunchy urologist with a penchant for crop tops, is still on board with her crew of New Jersians (another form of alien, unless you live in the Bravo-universe). Their first lunch was a flop, leaving them crabby; their first dinner was rubbery steak that looked like it came from a Fisher Price kitchen play set, and most of it ends up in the trash. The whole thing has been such a mess that Sandy and Hannah Ferrier decide to just permanently install Anastasia Surmava in the galley, and not only that – she’s in charge of dinner. The time has come, Sandy, to FIRE Mila Kolomeitseva.
Problems in the kitchen continue on tonight’s Below Deck Mediterranean. Not wanting to fire Chef Mila Kolomeitseva midway through the season without having a replacement lined up Captain Sandy Yawn promotes Anastasia Surmava to run dinner after another disastrous breakfast for the guests.
Hannah Ferrier can’t believe Mila hasn’t been fired, as she struggles to manage her workload with Anastasia being requisitioned to help with food. Joao Franco continues to be emotional over Brooke Laughton and turns to Captain Sandy for support. Captain Sandy continues to be impressed with his work ethic and sees him as a changed man. But will it stick?
Miami is where souls go to die on Real Housewives Of New York. People are arrested. People are swept up in tsunami-like rages. And people pose decadently and cluelessly in front of their cabaret posters in the middle of the street.
Last night gave us the full spectrum of why Real Housewives Of New York are the alpha Housewives. One minute people are shaking with sobs, the next they’re shoving their dogs in a home freezer, then putting on thong leotards for a little 80’s throwback workout.
It’s that time again – time for Luann de Lesseps to head back to the studio to record another Real Housewives Of New York anthem!
Fresh from her massive fallout with Bethenny Frankel in Miami, Luann struggles with how to react and almost turns back to drinking, but resilient as ever The Countess channels her anguish into her art with a sobriety-inspired song! Meanwhile Tinsley Mortimer is tired of being the butt of everyone’s jokes about what a prude she is and tries to prove her adventurous side with a racy moment.
What can be said about last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills except yeah, Kyle Richards is THE WORST.
I’m honestly not surprised the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills (led by Kyle and her partner in wine Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave) found a target to replace Lisa Vanderpump and Camille Grammer – I’m actually surprised that target was Erika Girardi. Erika always seems so disconnected and the other women kowtowed by her aloofness, which I suppose, in turn, is why she found herself in the crosshairs of these popularity obsessed middle-aged mean girls the second she opened up a bit.
Tonight the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills trip to France takes a turn for the worse when Erika Jayne feels bullied by the other women.
When will everyone on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills learn that Kyle Richards is a viper who must always be putting other women down in order to feel better about herself? Now that she’s finally succeeded in chasing Lisa Vanderpump off the show, it was only a matter of time before Kyle found a new target. And this is all the more reason why LVP needed to stick around!