What was officially the most disjointed, least sense-making season of Real Housewives Of Atlanta ever has finally come to an end. There were weird casting issues, a serious marriage upheaval, and pointless fights about female genitalia and how it is used (or misused), but there remained one constant: NeNe Leakes.
In her finale blog, NeNe discusses surviving RHOA no matter what co-stars and errant producers tried to throw at her and revels in her success on Broaaa-Way (the “D” is oddly silent when NeNe pronounces it, as if her tongue can’t reach around her giant veneers to reach the roof of her mouth required for the D sound. Clearly I am over-thinking this).
With things very up in the air concerning whether or not NeNe will return for season 8 (she announced on twitter she would “if certain cast members don’t”), she’s focusing on the future while reminding us of how vital she is to the life-force that is RHOA – and that the unstoppable force of NeNe is just that: unstoppable!
Brandi Glanville appeared on Access Hollywood Live where she opened-up about everything from Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills drama and misbehavior, possibly getting married to boyfriend JR, Housewives plastic surgery, Lisa Rinna‘s craziness, the reunion, and her kids learning about how she acts on RHOBH.
Hilariously, hostess Kit Hoover actually asks Brandi if her dress was lingerie. She denies it, explaining it’s a vintage dress she bought while she was still married to Eddie Cibrian and she has worn it on the red carpet before.
That spirals right into Lipsa basing the look of her CSI ‘trashy mom’ character on Brandi’s look. Brandi is still offended. “Speaking about me as a mother is off limits. And coming from someone whose had the same hair do for 20 years – you might wanna hold your roll!” Brandi quips. “I was just making a point. Generally I would never attack anyone’s looks – attack my character, but don’t attack looks. It triggered me, because she doesn’t know me as a mother. I just… snapped.”
Season 7 of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta has come to an end – now we just have to get through the reunion. Can we? Yes, we can… with vodka. As they say: Life Twirls On… and so does the drama!
NeNe Leakes is in NYC for her debut in Broadway’s Cinderella. She’s got Michael Jackson’s sequined underwear on her head as a hat. Is it better or worse than the wig she’s got on underneath? With rehearsals ending, NeNe walks on the Broadway stage for the first time and is spellbound.
NeNe tosses her sequined-granny panties in the air and spins – not twirls – because she made it after all – away from the little town of Athens, away from the stripper pole, away from Wigs-N-Cigs and Krayonce, and onto the Great White Way where it is ALL. About. NeNe. The fans, the name in lights, the billboards on Times Square – all about NeNe. Those other people standing on stage with her? Mere extras in the giant production of life that is NeNe Leakes: The Impressive Adventures of Success As Told By Success Herself: Blooperella! NeNe admits she’s nervous.
NeNe does recognize she can’t run off stage if things don’t go her way, right?
Kyle Richards has had a traumatic season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. From physical altercations, to major family dramas, to losing and gaining friendships. But hey, at least she finally got back into the good graces of viewers! KaChanelChing for popularity!
With part 3 of the reunion featuring a dramatic showdown between Kyle and Kim Richards over Kingsley biting Kyle’s daughter Alexia, Kyle has some information to clear-up. She also comments on Brandi Glanville‘s ridiculous accusations and Lisa Rinna‘s text message drama.
In her final blog, which Kyle admits she didn’t “want to write” (but she is contractually obligated to (and isn’t going to run-out and get smashed at a posh hotel then assault police officers instead of doing her job), she says things between herself and KimKillah have a long, long, LONG way to go before they’re resolved. If ever… but she is done taking the blame and keeping quiet!
Farrah Abraham may be crazy, but sometimes she has a point. Interestingly, Farrah’s newest complain is over cameras baring too much! No, no… not cameras attached to James Deen’s peen – magically, of course and completely without her knowledge, but MTV cameras connected to Teen Mom OG.
Farrah accuses MTV and producers of putting too much emphasis on scandal and drama, and not enough emphasis on reality – and she believes the cameras are going too far on Teen Mom OG! “There’s a lot of adjustments. I think some of it’s… too much shown. The network should be focused on why it’s edited the way it is, instead of showing us naked. I don’t agree with that.”
One might think that being arrested for public intoxication and assaulting a police officer at a swanky Beverly Hills hotel would be rock bottom for Kim Richards, but not so say sources who reveal Kim has isolated herself from friends and family and remains completely in denial about her drinking. Guess that’s why she’s buddied up to enabler Brandi Glanville!
Kim, who was arrested on Thursday at Beverly Hills’ Polo Lounge when she refused to leave after disturbing and harassing other patrons, continues to insist she’s fine and doesn’t need help with her super amazing sobriety. She just got drunk that one time to deal with her horrible pain of being a reality star and her sobriety is perfect and she’s been sobriety for three years! Don’t talk about my sobriety which isn’t a problem having a sobriety! So everyone leave MY SOBRIETY alone! I digress.
Does anyone still care about a brawl that happened on Real Housewives Of New Jersey back when Teresa Giudice was still running around shrieking things like “Prostitution Whore!”?! Yes, they do – John Karagiorgis, aka Johnny The Greek (married to Penny Of Hair-Hell-Extensions), does, to be exact!