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Keeping up with the Kardashians

Are they or aren’t they?  Do you even care?  Of course Kim Kardashian can’t stay out of the media for three seconds, so naturally she is milking her romance–or fauxmance?–with rapper and d-bag (I love you, Taylor Swift!) Kanye West.

Apparently, a source close to Kim’s husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, is speaking out to Hollywoodlife.com about Kim’s newest conquest.  Or would it be Kanye’s newest conquest?  It’s hard to have competing famewhores…things get confusing!

Kris’ friend tells the site, “Whether or not they are in a real relationship, it’s a publicity stunt to sell records on his part and more importantly for her, to divert people from talking about her divorce.  If anyone deserves each other, it’s these two. They both love publicity and material things.”

Adding speculation to this whole ‘we’re madly in love’ charade, Kim has been photographed several times very publicly leaving Kanye’s apartment. In fact, there’s Kim in the above photo just coincidentally leaving her new beau’s apartment wearing his lounge pants and being like ‘Oh, paparazzi! Where’d you come from?’.

The insider claims that Kim and Kanye’s recent public displays of affection and NYC slumber parties are certainly planned by the duos publicists, citing it is “no coincidence they started the same night his new song dropped.”  A song, I might add, that won’t be making my iTunes playlist…I will, however, be downloading Maria’s version of Nyquil:)

What song, you’re asking?  Of course you’re not asking that–everyone has heard that Kanye’s new single Theraflu references his love for Kim (by name!) and threatens to have Jay-Z kick Kris off the New Jersey Nets.  The source continues, “I’m convinced they are the ones who have been tipping off the paparazzi to take their photos everywhere they go so that they can get the publicity.  Someone who is calling the paparazzi can’t be as desperate about her divorce as she says she is.”

Kris Humphries isn’t the only Kris who has a “source” close to the story, though.  Surprisingly, however, both Kris insiders are in agreement!  Someone close to the Kardashian Kamp reveals, “It’s so calculated and of course, Kim’s mother, Kris, is all behind it.  Look at all the great PR they are getting. I must say they make a perfect couple. They both love the limelight and can’t get enough attention.”

“This is also a big f–k you to Kris Humphries. I kind of feel sorry for him because Kim is acting like [she] never ever shed a tear for him,” adds the insider.  “I don’t understand why the Kardashians think this is a good move for Kim. But believe me everything that family does calculated.”

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If you’re anything like me, you’ve been riveted by news of the greatest love story of our time, the relationship between rapper Kanye West and professional celebrity Kim Kardashian. This relationship/orchestrated PR effort has many parts to it, and it all ends in the release of Kanye’s new song “Theraflu.” That reminds me, please be on the lookout for my new single, soon to be released on Famewhore Records, titled “NyQuil.”

Gossip fans know that Kim and Kanye’s true love is not a new thing. Kanye’s ex Amber Rose had blabbed about the pair’s dalliances for quite a while now; she claimed that Kim was cheating with Kanye while dating Reggie Bush and Kanye cheated while dating Amber. Now that Kim is single again, the two have re-ignited their old passions, beginning a romantic few days in New York with a screening of The Hunger Games. Nothing says date night like watching teenagers kill each other. As a huge Hunger Games fan, I think Kim and Kanye would live in a special district just for famewhores!

That led to Kim staying over at Kanye’s place, and in a move that was totally not staged for paparazzi, leaving his house in the same clothes she was wearing the night before. That’s right, Kim was doing a walk of shame! We are supposed to believe a highly public figure like Kim, who changes outfits 10 times a day, would show up at Kanye’s without her glam squad on call for a wardrobe change? Interesting. Another article on Radar Online, who will probably submit their articles on this for a Pulitzer prize, stated that Kim had the foresight to change her blouse and put a blazer on. What a relief.

The famous pair was also spotted having lunch at Serafina in New York and shopping at FAO Schwartz, the famous toy store.

Now that Kim is single, her new angle in interviews is that she’s a free spirit who believes in multiple soul mates. In an interview with Cosmopolitan UK, Kim says: ”I think you have different soulmates throughout your life…I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought…I don’t believe in just one soulmate now.” She believes the path to true love is to date as many wealthy celebrities as possible! At least she’s diversifying from athletes and going back to the music industry for her dating pool.

In the same interview, Kim also hilariously claims that all the scrutiny her family has endured through the years (a circumstance of their own making!) has made her “more private.”

“We know that we put ourselves in the public eye. We love doing our reality show and it’s opened doors for us to have clothing lines…and do things that we’ve always dreamed of. So it comes with the territory and we know that. But as I get older and go through certain things, it’s made me want to be more of a private person.”

LOL! I wonder if she said that with a straight face. She wants to be so private she’s totally okay with Kanye name-dropping her in his latest song “Theraflu.” A totally private person would totally agree to these lyrics:

“And I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim / Around the time she had fell in love with him / Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing / Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team”

For those of you who don’t know, “Jay” refers to Jay-Z, who is one of the owners the New Jersey Nets, the team Kim’s ex Kris Humphries plays for.

One person who is allegedly thrilled with this new development, is Kim’s sister Khloe Kardashian. And why wouldn’t she, since this whole mess keeps her family’s name in the tabloids. Don’t you realize that if the Kardashians don’t get attention they wither and die? They are like famewhore flowers. An anonymous source tells Hollywood Life that Khloe thinks Kanye “is a real catch. He’s creative and really fun to be around.”

Apparently, Khloe is star struck! The source says, “I think Khloe is a bit taken with the fact that he is so famous — but then again, this is one of the reasons Kim likes him so much. The whole celebrity thing really appeals to her.”

Then again, the source says Khloe may like Kanye because he’s not Kris. “Khloe thought Kris was too boring and mundane for Kim. Plus, Khloe thinks they would have gorgeous babies.”

I’m starting to think this relationship is only happening because Kanye has a name that starts with “K.”

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Oh, the day is never complete without some Kardashian Kraziness!  And today refuses to disappoint, ya’ll!

Star is reporting this week that Kris Humphries is ready to tell the world that his beloved Kimmy was not faithful.  He allegedly has proof that Kim was fooling around while they were engaged.  Anyone want to start the guesses on who it was?

“Kris is ready to blow the lid off all of Kim’s lies and reveal who she really is. This could be a huge blow to her reputation. It would be a good idea for her to just write him a big, fat check to keep quiet.”

Kris wants to prove to the court that the whole marriage was a sham so that the prenup will be deemed invalid.  Interesting.  I wonder when he found out this cheating news – before or after the big fundraiser wedding.

I’m not so sure I believe this one since Kim reportedly TRIED to write him a big fat check to keep quiet.  A SEVEN million dollar check.

In other Kris Humph news that will blow your mind – or your shatter your funny bone, depending on which way you look at this….

Kris posed for a series of “sexy” photos, and Hollywood Life got a hold of an exclusive shot.  See it here.  And then come right back to share your reaction!

Kris wants to make sure we know he didn’t shoot these for revenge on Kim.  His rep says that isn’t the case: “The allegations that he’s seeking revenge with this photo shoot are false and we remain adamant that personal issues will be handled by his legal team and not in the media.”

Remember the good ole days when everyone thought Khloe Kardashian’s marriage to Lamar Odom was a fake and/or wouldn’t last because of how fast it all went down?  Well, it looks they’re the couple who are going to make an honest effort and have the last laugh.  Khloe is reportedly ready to give up ‘Khloe & Lamar’ to make her marriage work.

A source says that Khloe realized how stressful filming the show has been for Lamar amid his big career change and the negative affect it’s having on his game playing and their relationship.

“Khloe is fighting to save her marriage. She realizes the toll reality TV and being in the public eye has taken on her relationship with Lamar. Khloe wants to make Lamar and starting a family her number one priority right now!”

I think if anyone in the Kardashian/Jenner clan would give up the reality show biz for a more normal life, it’d be Khloe.

The divorce saga of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries rages on.

In today’s news on the shortest reality marriage of last year, Kris is turning down big money ($7 million!) in an attempt to force the Kartrashians to admit the whole thing was a sham. A friend of Kris’ spilled to the NY Post that “Kris wants Kim to admit to fraud, to admit the whole thing was staged for publicity, to make a public apology to him because he really wanted a marriage.”

Kris is not going to let them get away with making him look like the bad guy: “They are trying to spin Kim as the victim, but Kris isn’t going to stand for it.”

Kris’ team is still pushing hard to force the divorce proceedings be recorded on camera so that the truth comes out once and for all. But the Kardashian camp is fighting this tooth and nail. So ironic that something “real” happens and they don’t want it filmed.

Khloe Kardashian seems to be faring much better in the marriage department than her sister. Khloe and Lamar Odom are said to be working on their issues.

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Khloe Kardashian in next month’s issue of Cosmopolitan, on her mom, Kris Jenner, calling her out for gaining a few pounds:

“Listen, my mom believes in us more than we believe in ourselves. But she is also our manager and trying to protect our brand. She’ll say, ‘Oh, you’re a little too fat right now.’ If she were just my manager, I’d have fired her right then. You can’t talk to me like that.”

 

Photo credit: Cosmopolitan Magazine

Khloe Kardashian is out to squash the rumors that she and hubby Lamar Odom are on the skids.  So, she did what any well-trained celebrity does when they want us know that something is for realz – head to Twitter to overshare.  Khloe showed her love for Lamar in a photo collage on her website.

Khloe tweeted “How cute is my hubby?!?!? Hi my loves! Just wanted to post a few pics that I’ve tweeted of me and my hubby recently. It’s been over two years and I still feel like the luckiest girl in the world every single day! There’s no greater feeling than being in love :) ” and attached a photo gallery titled “Just A Few Pics Of Me And My Lammy!”

And then she proceeded to write his name in glitter and puffy paint all over her notebook.

Khloe also gave a new interview, explaining that she and Lamar are BFF’s – no matter what the press tries to say.  “I say it like I’m kidding, but we’re both obsessed with each other. I’m a very goofy person and although he’s shy, when he’s with me, he’s really playful. He’s my best friend.”

Usually, when celebrities try this hard to convince us they’re TOTALLY in love with their significant other, a breakup is on the horizon, but I’m not so sure in the case of Khloe and Lamar.  They seem the more likely of any of the Kardashians to make a relationship work.

As if a pending split with Lamar wasn’t enough, the newest issue of Reality Weekly magazine claims that Kim Kardashian and Khloe are barely speaking these days.  A family source shared with the mag that Khloe has had enough of Kim’s bossy ways and the move to Dallas has put an even bigger divide between the sisters.

“Basically, Khloe has been letting Kim have it on all fronts and Kim is refusing to take it.  They’re not speaking nearly as often as tehy used to, even when they’re in the same room.  They’ve had issues for years, Kim is bossy with everyone but she’s always been especially bad with Khloe. “  The source continues saying that since she married Lamar, Khloe is standing up to Kim a lot more than she did in the past.

The source also said that Kim had mentioned a desire to adopt and Khloe is furious.  “She can’t believe that Kim would actually think she’s capable of having a child right now when she can’t even make the right decisions.  It’s making it hard on everyone else, but neither of them seem to care.  Kim and Khloe are better off having a long break from each other.”

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