I honestly think that if the Kardashians had to stay out of the spotlight for even just a day, they would shrivel up or something. Don't they get exhausted chasing fame? As if I don't already know the answer to that! They are never, ever going to go away.
Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe are gracing the cover of this week's print edition of Us Weekly, setting the record straight on all of the relationship rumors planted by mom Kris Jenner to keep her girls relevant swirling around. The magazine touts an exclusive, but it's really just a bunch of sound bites and sources and quotes. It doesn't appear that the sisters were actually interviewed for the article. Shocking, I know!
Earlier this week it was discovered that the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services paid a visit to the Jenner home to investigate reports that Kendall and Kylie were being mistreated.
Among the allegations: Kendall was suicidal and wanting to jump off the Hollywood sign and Kylie was being beaten with a belt. The authorities realized it was all crap shortly after arriving at the home and being presented with proof that everything was fine and Kris could produce evidence that Kylie wasn't even in the country at the time of this supposed belt attack.
Kris Jenner called in to TMZ yesterday (from Australia) to say that she isn't taking this harassment lightly and she is going to hunt down the culprit. Kris is pretty sure she already knows who the caller is.
The Kardashian-Jenner may do and say a lot of questionable things in the name of fame, but they seem to really look out for each other, so this is one rumor we definitely didn't believe.
Kris and Kendall are now over in Australia where Kendall is due for a photoshoot this week. Here's the mother-daughter duo on the red carpet yesterday. Check out the gallery below.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANY CHANCE THE JENNER GIRLS ARE IN DANGER AT HOME?
I'm going to file today'sKim Kardashiannews under boh-ring. Rumors are flying today that someone is trying to shop around another Kimmie K. sex tape – for the bargain price of $30 million. Sounds scandalous, right? Wrong. Read on.
At first when I read the news that she supposedly had another sex tape floating around, I thought she was crazy to have allowed herself to be recorded having sex again. And my second thought was "ooh..who was it with this time?" And then I read further and found that it's not a "new" sex tape, per say. As in, it's with Ray J…again. Snooze. Sorry, Kimmie, but you need to try harder for press. This is just lazy. Who knew she was so into recycling?
It's your daily dose of all things Kardashian, so no, they aren't going away any time soon. Kim, expecially, is good at staying in the spotlight and teasing her best friends the paparazzi. After a surprise Italian getaway thanks to beau Kanye West for the reality star's thirty-second birthday, many were questioning whether the rapper was going to put a ring on it.
While there has been no engagement announcement, Kim has been spotted wearing a giant diamond on her pinky finger. You know it's no accident…everything this girl does is to garner speculation and attention. She probably bought it for herself, or it's some new addition to the accessories featured in the Kardashian Kollection.
I feel like high stepping, finger snapping, dance-off gang fight is about to happen in Miami a la the Sharks and Jets, and the Sharks are the Kardashian sisters and their fans and the Jets are, well, everyone else. As you recall, the Kim and Kourtney got the boot from South Beach, but they landed in a very nice gated community in North Miami Beach. Granted, said gated community is near strip malls and convenience stores (I know, I totes have hives too just typing about it. Gag.), but those Kardashian girls are nothing without without their keen ability to adapt in any situation with other vapid ridiculously rich for no reason people.
Oddly enough, it was living near the Kardashians that led potential South Beach neighbors to send the girls packing. Now that filming has begun for the umpteenth spin-off of their family reality dynasty, the North Miami Beach natives are getting restless…or at least one of them is! There is apparently a disgruntled realtor on the scene. Um, he clearly didn't get the memo that it's called Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, not Some Guy Wants Money Thanks to Famewhores. Some people will always try to make a buck at the expense of innocent reality stars. Sadly, in this case, I'm not being sarcastic.
Can we get a slow clap for everyone's favorite momager Kris Jenner? On the heels of Khloe Kardashian being named an X Factor host alongside Albert Clifford SlaterMario Lopez, we're now learning more about the negotiations–or rather break down in negotiations–that occurred prior to the big announcement.
I, for one, am thrilled to see Khloe separating herself from her sisters in the business world. She needs her own platform to shine, and that will never happen if Kim is involved. I mean, didn't Kim make Khloe's infertility issues about herself when she decided to freeze her eggs so that she could breed on down the line with the tiny rapper? Khloe can't have anything–even a heartbreaking situation–that isn't overshadowed by a certain ego-driven sibling. Mark my words, Khloe and Mario will be sharing strained banter on the upcoming X Factor season, and Kim will streak across the stage, upstaging the next Susan Boyle (yes, I know she was Britain's Got Talent, but her first foray into reality television is still the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Tears.) wearing nothing but Kanye West's $5,000 high tops and a smile. I hate that I can picture it.
Now, we're learning that there is one other person in the family who also needs to reap the headlines when one of her offspring does something right. That's right. Kris Jenner needs to go quietly into the background and watch her creations succeed at…well, just being alive…and talking…in a microphone. Of course, we all know Kris' contract won't allow her to do that!
The Gorgas dined with Scott before heading over to the lounge. As the Bachelor Pad crew set up camp on one side of the lounge, Scott and the Gorgas partied together in the VIP area (naturally), sipping on Bud Lights and tequila. (What, no Voli Vodka?) After polishing off the booze, they hit the private high rollers black jack table and played into the early morning hours.
The next afternoon, Melissa was the headliner at Mohegan Sun’s Reality Check event, where fans participated in a public Q & A and meet and greet.
I apologize in advance for the lengthiness of this post, but we all know that the Kardashian Klan must constantly work to stay in the spotlight. With so many of them, it's like a revolving door of gossip. Bless 'em.
Because things always seem to happen in threes, I have a trio of entertainment to share with you, dear readers. There's a storm a' brewin' on the set of X Factor as now-confirmed hosts Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez are having a difficult time fitting their giant wardrobes–and their egos!–into their dressing rooms. Of course, at least they HAVE dressing rooms. Word on the street is that Kim Kardashian and sister Kourtney will have to slum it on the upcoming season of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami due to a slight "misunderstanding" with South Beach. That misunderstanding being that no one in South Beach wants the Kardashian sisters around.
Last but not least, rapper Kanye West was visiting his girlfriend in her new digs when he found himself competing for attention with her former beau NFL player Reggie Bush. It's like an awesomely bad episode of Melrose Place!