Who canceled on Brandi? Well, that would be her bestie, Real Housewives of New York star Kristen Taekman. Brandi made it be known right off the bat that she wouldn’t comment on the Josh Taekman/Ashley Madison bombshell, “I’m not going to be talking about that whole situation at all other than to say it’s affecting a family that I love. For now, I’m not going to say anything else. We’re going to talk about other stuff.”
About what she brings to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi said, “I am outspoken, and that tends to get me in trouble, especially with the ladies that are sitting around pretending to be perfect. I say what is on my mind. A lot of time I misspeak. And I throw the f-bomb around.”
“The dynamics did change,” shared Quad, “and it’s really unfortunate. We see that happen when two people come into a situation of this magnitude. They’re strong, they’re solid, and then somewhere down the line it gets very muddy. For me, I was always trying to keep it straight up and stay loyal and true to our relationship, but you could go back to season one and she was taking shots at me. What you’re doing and what you’re saying we are… they’re not adding up.”
I couldn’t have asked for a better way to kick off this hump day than listening to Brandi Glanville‘s latest podcast, appropriately titled, Pimps, Prostitutes, and Ron Jeremy! Oh My!
But before we crack open that nut… so many puns, so little time… I have to say that I find it hilarious that Brandi just lectured bloggers about the fact that her 12-year-old son is “dabbling” in social media, and all the negative stories about Brandi’s relationship issues with Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are just one search away from his innocent eyes. But, you know, an hour long discussion about prostitution, penises, and said 12 year old’s dad’s cheating ways is okay.
Brandi‘s latest guests were Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch and star of HBO’s Cathouse, his girlfriend/bunny Krissy Summers, and his friend/porn star Ron Jeremy. Dennis was there to promote his book, The Art of Pimp, and I have to admit that it sounds like an interesting read. It would have been really nice to hear more about the book, but Brandican’t keep her mouth shut. Ever.
Brandi asked Kristen if her co-stars have been supportive of her soon-to-be launched nail polish line, Pop. “Yes, some more than others, and you’ll have to see how the whole thing unfolds because it’s really interesting,” teased Kristen. “The people that you think will be these huge supporters end up not.”
Brandi said Kristen is more guarded this season. “I guess,” she said. “After a couple drinks, though, it all kind of goes away, and I definitely had some crazy verbiage this year.” This prompted Brandi to say she has cut back on her wine consumption. So, down from $1800 worth per month to, like, $1500?
Brandi Glanville‘s new “business partner” Leeza Gibbons was a guest on her podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered. The Celebrity Apprentice castmates dished on the show, their friendship, and how Brandi’s portrayal in the media – no thanks to Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills – is different than who she is in real life. Leeza played Brandi’s therapist for much of the show, and Brandi eventually confessed her behavior at the RHOBH reunion was horrible.
Leeza agreed to be “semi-filtered” instead of “unfiltered,” which was a semi-shame because Brandi was on her best behavior and kept her trash-talking to a minimum, in lieu of fawning all over Leeza.
Brandi blows a ton of smoke upthe Celebrity Apprentice winner‘s butt, and the favor is returned by Leeza. Unfortunately. “You are the biggest surprise in my life,” gushes NuLisa, “Because you encourage me to drop the parts of me that are a little uptight. The parts of me that protect; the parts of me that need protecting.” Brandi repays the compliment by calling Leeza “clenched,” then laughs uproariously. She later teases Leeza about posing for Playboy. “Let’s get you naked!” she jokes.
Brandi Glanville‘s latest Brandi Glanville Unfiltered podcast was full of charm – she revealed that she “f–king” hates Valentine’s Day, she dumped boyfriend JR because he didn’t knock out a stranger’s teeth in her honor, though she already found a “hot as sh-t” teacher to replace him, and she has zero interest in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion if no one there is her friend.
About her breakup with JR, who was her #1 man just two weeks ago, Brandi shared, “We have great chemistry physically but otherwise we just don’t get along. He said something to me that really got under my skin and I just couldn’t let it go.” According to Brandi, a stranger approached JR and said that Brandi must have slept with Donald Trump to make it as far as she did on Celebrity Apprentice. “Instead of knocking that guy’s teeth out, and not saying anything just to have my back, JR asked me if it was true.” Did JR lose his teeth? LOL!
This week’s guest on Brandi Glanville’s podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered, was someone she had quite a bit in common with: Dean McDermott’s ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace. Brandi and Mary Jo both had actor husbands who went off to film Lifetime movies with semi-famous women and wound up cheating and “falling in love” with said co-stars.
On the podcast, the women get along well and connect over all of the similarities in their bizarre situations. Brandi admits that it’s been six years since it happened but that it’s still hard in some respects.