Get out of the way, J.R. and Sue Ellen! My ladies from the Real Housewives of Dallas are back! Like a bottle of Jesus Juice, these gals just get better with age. This week’s season premiere did not disappoint with Brandi Redmond’s precious new baby boy and LeeAnne Locken’s newfound zen. The flashback clip of “They’re JUST HANDS” never gets old, so that must be why it was shown umpteen times throughout the episode.
D’Andre Simmons feud with her frightening mother is going to be highly entertaining, and a fourth anniversary celebration is the perfect place to highlight their dysfunction. Y’all, it’s just going to be so, so good. So good.
The episode begins with the most wonderful news! After trying to get pregnant and suffering a miscarriage Brandi and her husband Bryan have found the needle in the haystack: a red-headed, green-eyed baby up for adoption. Actually, StephanieHollman found him through her friend’s adoption agency. The details of this are fuzzy, like was this baby just sitting around? But essentially Stephanie texted Brandi asking if she wanted to adopt and Brandi’s reply was “Human?”
Bruin is in fact human. And he manages to also humanize Brandi. The second Brandi met him he grasped her finger and wouldn’t let go, and she knew it was meant to be. It does sound absolutely perfect.
Nothing marks the official start of aReal Housewivesseason like the release of the cast members’ taglines. Real Housewives of Dallas is back for Season 3 on Wednesday August 15, but it just feels officially official now that the taglines are out. The taglines set the tone for what the fans can expect from each cast member’s story line that season.
Love her or hate her, the Real Housewives of Potomacviewers and cast members have to give Karen Huger some credit for the success of Season 3. The Housewives were either talking about Karen or looking for an excuse to bring her up. Almost every storyline came back to Karen.
Karen’s suspicious finances served as the backbone of this season. It all came to head when Gizelle Bryant, Ashley Darby, and Robyn Dixon rung the doorbell at Karen’s home to see if she really lived in that mansion. Karen did not answer the door- obviously. Not only that, but she did not even find the pizza they left on her front porch. So does that mean she doesn’t live there? Or did production take that pizza to stir up drama? There are so many possibilities.
As the season went on, the two got back on track and now Stephanie and Brandi are vacationing together. The two Dallas Housewives and their husbands Bryan Redmondand Travis Hollmanspent some quality time together during a trip to the British Virgin Islands.