There is apparently never a dull moment when you are a cast member of Real Housewives of New Jersey! And there seems to be no shortage of enemies and people from Melissa Gorga's past threatening to expose her at any moment. Is this how CIA agents feel, too?
The latest person claiming to have salacious details about Melissa's pre-Poison Gorga life is her ex-boyfriend "Bryan". Going by the twitter handle @bulldog_nj, he is coming out of the woodwork promising to drop an "atomic bomb" that will expose her lying and double-dealing to get on the show and make a name for herself.
For all of you hoping for a newer, classier, gentler Real Housewives of New Jersey, it ain't gonna happen! Apparently following last year's reunion and an off-season of being accused of things she didn't do, Teresa Giudice intends to make this season her act of vengeance!
Teresa has been watching V For Vendetta (or Days Of Our Lives) and practicing her wordsmithing so she can really go to battle against her family and former friends, who she believes have trashed her and dragged her through the mud unnecessarily.
“Teresa is not going to take any shit from her family members!" a source tells RadarOnline. "She felt like everyone ganged up on her last season and she has been dishing it out herself so far this season.” Oh god… I really do need to watch this show under the influence of sedatives, because I'm not sure I can take it.
Oh good lord, after two seasons of the same exact nonsense – and even the same exact feuds – on Real Housewives of New Jersery, Bravo isn't bothering to change the storyline on one of it's biggest cashcows. Please let the ratings suck. I swear this feud is fake and only generated for ratings.
RadarOnline is reporting that Kim D is behind some more drama this season when her jewelry party proved to be the stomping ground for some Gorga sibling nonsense! Of course Kim D has a jewelry line (Why?!) and of course Kim D is behind the set-up of inviting both Poison Gorga andTeresa Giudice to the same event. Does Kim get a producer credit? She must be a mole who doubles as both a player and producer, amirite?
I mean why would Kim D invite supposed enemyMelissa Gorga if not for the express purpose of creating a toxic venue perfect for squabbling. #transparent Most people outgrow bickering with their siblings – apparently NOT the Gorgas! Can we get Super Nanny involved?
Well, well… didn't I predict this would be the next big Housewives product on the horizon. Not five minutes after Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida came out with Phine Body the first copycats are arriving!
Melissa Gorga announced on twitter that she and Poison Gorga are producing their own workout DVD. Cause e'rybody wants to look like they work at Lookers. I predict they'll call it Poisonous Body By MeGo and JoGo. Oh dear… Jersified workout gear coming soon!
The infamous Real Housewives of New Jersey family feud continues. We hoped 2013 could bring renewed peace and love (if it ever existed in the first place) to sisters-in-laws Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga. Guess not. Which is a bummer cause I'm really tired of writing about this.
Our source shares how Teresa spent her New Year's and who was not invited. Hint, hint: her initials are M.G. No surprise there! Unfortunately the Gorga family feud runs deeper than sisters-in-law who don't see eye-to-eye as Teresa's elderly parents barely have a relationship with their only son as a result of Melissa's alleged scheming and desperate famewhoring.