Reality Tea is ranking of every, single Housewife from every, single season from almost every Real Housewives franchise. You can find Part 1 of our rankings here. Now we finally return with Part 2 (aka the big ole mush in the middle)!
In Part 1 we mostly covered most Housewives who were either too crazy to be legit, or didn’t make much of an impact, or were just so miscast and off it was painful. Some of them were too nice, or too timid, or not rich enough, or too desperate. If she’s only a Housewife for a season, there’s usually a reason!
Reality Tea is ranking ALL the Housewives from every season and every city! Our list is broken down into three parts with Housewives ranked from worst to ‘best’ (or best of the worst, if you will). Below is Part 1.
What makes a superior species of Housewives? Is it class? Money? Fabulous plastic surgery and good shoes? Beautiful home? A revolving door of crazy that keeps us on our cheaply-clad toes? Is it a supportive husband? An in-home zoo of fabulous miniature fluff balls clad in their own designer wardrobe? Is it a witty zinger or indispensable advice? Is it their ability to rewrite history without irony? To crack open the egg of their emotional travails in front of cameras? Or is it their ability to deftly control the scenery while cracking a Chanel whip?
From spending time together on Thanksgiving to kicking off the countdown to Christmas and everything in-between, the reality TV stars shared a lot of great family pics the past few weeks. Above, Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice enjoyed NYC with her girls.
Happy Monday! It’s a short work week for many of you, so there’s something to be a little happy about on this Monday morning, right? To get you through the day we have a new photo roundup of our favorite reality stars out and about this weekend. Above: Lisa Vanderpump and Joyce Giraud took her boys (and Ken and Giggy) to the premiere event of ‘Odysseo By Cavalia’ this weekend. Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Shannon Beador and her family were spotted there, too!
In today’s gallery we also have:
Andy Cohen celebrating the launch of his newest book with his BFF Sarah Jessica Parker
In case you haven’t heard, Jenelle Evans is anxious for Teen Mom 2 fans to see the upcoming season. Because, dude, this is totally the season she finally gets it together and acts responsibly. <eye roll> You know, just ignore all the pictures, like Kaiser bouncing (according to snapchat) on her dog or Jenelle taking Kaiser to the beach in a hurricane, that tell a different story.
As for the more mature and well-adjusted reality TV stars (when compared to Jenelle Evans, at least), look below for photos of Teresa Giudice celebrating Gabriella‘s 12th birthday, Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd welcoming their baby to the world, Heather Dubrow celebrating Katarina‘s 10th birthday, Jen Arnold‘s cute kids Will and Zoey playing dress up, and many more.
Let’s kick off #FeelGoodFriday with a new batch of reality TV stars family pics! Above: The Little Couple star Jen Arnold wished Zoey a happy 5th birthday, “Happy Happy Birthday to my princess! 5 years old!!!”
Look below for pictures of Mariah Carey vacationing in Mykonos, Greece, Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Heather Dubrow celebrating Coco’s first lost tooth, Lizzie Rovsek and her boys enjoying Disneyland, Thicker Than Water‘s Latisha Tankard showing off a belly bump (and cutie pie Micah), Little Women LA‘s Briana Renee shopping with baby Maverick, and more.