Welcome Back Kardashians! Surprise, surprise the premiere episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians opens with Kim Kardashiandoing a nude photo shoot. Kim and Kanye West are trying to have another baby which means they are apparently having sex every opportunity they can get. It’s kinda gross because Kim tells everyone about 8 seconds after they have sex that they just had sex. Her make-up artist commented about the glow she had on her face post-bathroom romp at the shoot and it’s just eeww. Khloe was standing in the corner (Still playing with her hair a gazillion times a day) while Kim was getting primped and air puking at the same time. Kim detailed the path of Kanye’s sperm making their way to her egg as her eyelash glue was drying.
Kourtney decides to visit Bruce Jenner at his bachelor pad in Malibu and check-up on him. Side note: It appears Bruce has had more plastic surgery because he does look a little different in the lips/cheek area. He seems lonely and misses his life with Kris. The Jenners have parted from the Kardashians and now it’s a house divided post-divorce.
The two most grounded, normal, and–in my opinion–gorgeous people to ever make their way onto Keeping Up with the Kardashians are sharing some exciting news. Unlike their Kardashian kounterparts, they made their announcement in a grounded, normal and–again, in my opinion–gorgeous manner…via Instagram.
Brandon Jenner and his wife Leah Felder Jenner are expecting their first child, and that is going to be one beautiful baby! Brandon is one of Bruce Jenner’s six children from three marriages, and he and Leah, along with his equally good-looking brother Brody are often featured on KUWTK. However, Brandon and his bride seem to be polar opposites from his Kardashian step-sisters. Thank goodness.
NeNe Leakes was spotted leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills while Curtis Stone stood in front of the tiniest step and repeat to ever grace a red carpet while Kyle Richards took her gorgeous girls to a special screening of Cinderella.
The most shocking picture this week is of North West in Paris! She apparently won some sort of epic battle with her designer-whore parents and was allowed to be seen in public with peasant luggage!! Nori was cuter than ever rolling her sparkly “Frozen” suitcase through the airport with mom Kim Kardashian.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
Above: Don’t Be Tardy star Kim Zolciak shared, “You guys finally talked me into trying a waist trainer! I can’t believe how tiny it makes my waist. I’m obsessed with @nowaistclique waist trainer. It doesn’t show through clothes!”
We haven’t seen too much of Jim and Amber Marchese since the reunion episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Last week they stepped out to attend the “Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast” screening and then stopped off at Buca di Beppo for dinner (and some family photos).
Other reality star sightings: GG Gharachedaghi and Reza Farahanhung out at the Stock Exchange as they promoted the new season of Shahs of Sunset while Bethenny Frankel did the afternoon school run with Bryn. Lisa Rinna got in a good workout and Ramona Singer attended the premiere of “Cop Show” in NYC.
We also have new pics from Lisa Vanderpump, Rachel Zoe, Val Chmerkovskiy and many more!
In today’s FML news, Kris Jenner has reportedly inked a $100 MILLION deal with E! to keep Keeping Up with the Kardashians on the network – as well as every time someone in the family “takes” a city against its will – for at least FOUR more years. I’m moving to Mars. Who’s with me?
According to Page Six, the record-breaking deal includes Kris, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie, and it goes well beyond the core show. Keeping Up With the Kardashians has spawned countless spinoffs, such as Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons, and we can now expect to see many more. As well as more digital projects like Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, television projects produced by Kim, more of Khloe covering the red carpet events, a Kardashian YouTube channel, and the list goes on and on. I feel faint.
Most teenagers go to school, partake in after-school activities, hang out at the mall, work a part-time job for money for college, clothes, car insurance, and so on. Even poor Kim Kardashian had to work her butt off (don’t feel too sorry for her, she bought a new one) as a teen to afford $400 shoes. #sarcasm
Well, needless to say, Kris Jenner‘s younger spawns aren’t “most” teenagers. Last year Kendall hold the Jenner invested in a $1.4 million apartment when she was 18. Now seventeen-year-old Kylie Jenner has dropped $2.7 million on a five-bedroom, five-bath, nearly 4,900 square foot home in The Oaks.
It’s a topsy-turvy world in Kardashian Kingdom! Kris Jenner is losing her executive kontrol over the family $100 bill Kim Kardashian, and Scott Disick is reconsidering his priorities and deciding that all the Bentleys, Rolls, and Maseratis in the world aren’t more important than his kids!