I don’t know about y’all, but the Countess has taught me everything I know about social graces. No, money really can’t buy you class. If she hadn’t shared that kernel of wisdom, I certainly wouldn’t have learned it from the bevy of reality stars that clog up my Bravo programming. Also, don’t be all uncool. Who wants to be uncool in the eyes of Luann de Lesseps D’Agostino? Not this girl, that’s for sure!
As you know, the Real Housewives of New York star tied the knot to her controversial beau Tom D’Agostino on the latest episode, proving, yet again, that money doesn’t buy class, but it can cause a middle aged woman to turn a blind eye to said new husband’s blatant shenanigans by going through with a very elegant wedding ceremony. And, might I add, what we know about elegance is thanks to Luann. It’s learned, my friend. Now, I’m going to pour out some of my Ramona Singer pinot for the Countess, as she is no longer, but what a great ride it was.
Bethenny breaks down her thoughts on this week’s episode, which she says was certainly easier to live through than last. “Well, this week was a little lighter,” she comments. “If I can host a party where Dorinda Medley experiences ‘just the tip’ and Carole Radziwill swigs from a luge, then my holiday work is done.” Bethenny’s marketing and sales work is done too, I assume, as that holiday party obviously was one giant Skinnygirl commercial.
Another week, another Jill Zarin resurgence on Bravo. This woman is seriously everywhere all of a sudden. The thirst is real, but it’s certainly entertaining. From showing up on Real Housewives of New York (again) to appearing on Watch What Happens Live, the fandom got a double dose of Jill last night.
Yes, Luann de Lesseps was there too, but she didn’t say anything new. We get it: she loves Tom D’Agostino, they’re so happy, she found her soulmate, they’ve been through so much. It’s come to a point where I feel like I could do an interview on Luann’s behalf and answer all of the questions using the same phrases that she would. Obviously, that’s a sad thing for me. Clearly I read and watch way too much RHONY content, but whatever. You’re reading this, so on some level you must get me.
After months of deflection, derailment, and Tom D’Agostino’s devilish doings, Countess Luann de Lesseps finally married the man who offers her the lifestyle of her dreams. Yes, Mrs. Luann D’Agostino is now a commoner! Jet setting to Palm Beach, vacationing in Aspen, lolling around the balcony of her Manhattan penthouse wondering whether she should eat another peeled grape. In short, she’s just like us! If we were filthy rich and married to questionable dudes. But the ladies of The Real Housewives Of New York aren’t quite done questioning Luann’s every move, and they have another chance to openly gawk at her happiness when she invites them to a post-wedding celebration.
Speaking of parties, Bethenny Frankel hosts one of her own – but guess who’s not invited? Okay, we all know it’s Ramona Singer. Because homegirl went NUCLEAR last week in the Berkshires and is persona non grata to both Bethenny and Dorinda Medley now. Poor Dorinda is still resurrecting her house from the Ramonsoon that all but destroyed the joint, not to mention Sonja Morgan jacking her PJ’s in broad daylight! There’s also moving afoot. As in: Adam moving out of Carole Radziwill’slitterbox apartment, and Frenchie moving into Sonja’s townhouse. Tinsley Mortimer, as always, is left pondering the life choices that brought her to this tragic rung on the downwardly mobile socialite ladder.
Every year I can’t help feeling bad for Dorinda Medleywhen the Real Housewives of New York ladies visit her Berkshires house. She is the perfect hostess and the women always behave terribly… which is a major understatement. This year Ramona Singer went bat shit crazy and berated Bethenny Frankel before she wrecked Dorinda’s walls and ripped out the light fixtures.
Not only that but Sonja Morgan decided to wear Dorinda’s pajamas that she had in storage since they were a gift from her late husband. And this was after they started a fire in Dorinda’s nonworking fireplace. Dorinda was the most patient hostess of all time, but they went way too far this time.
Happy Monday! Here’s a look at what the reality stars have been up to – a new reality star photo gallery! Bethenny Frankel attended the 17th annual Midsummer Night Drinks, benefitting God’s Love We Deliver (one of Joan Rivers’ favorite charities) in Southampton, posing with Dan Wright. Is it just me or does he bear a striking resemblance to Jason?
Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer attended the CMT awards last week in Nashville.
Brandi Glanville, Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi, Shervin Roohparvar, Eden Sassoon and more were on hand for the Boobs for Babes live bachelor auction at El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles. Also included in our latest hot photo gallery: Ramona Singer, Luann de Lesseps, Tom D’Agostino, Sundy Carter and more!
Here’s a new roundup of the reality TV stars social media photos to kick off the weekend. Above: Vanderpump Rules stars Katie Maloney, Kristen Doute, Stassi Schroeder, and Brittany Cartwright at the showing of La La Land at the Rooftop Cinema Club. Katie shared, “La La Land with my babes!”
Aside from throwing her legs up in the air, Bethenny kept it cool, considering all of the insults Ramona was hurling her way. Ramona was out of her mind and then she had the audacity to pull the “I don’t remember what I said” card during her on camera interview. Please, girl. No one is buying that.