Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Brandi Glanville

If it feels like the hookup between former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler has been in the news for years, that’s because it literally has been. Brandi shared the story back in 2012 and people are still talking about it in 2018.

And by people I mean Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler are still talking about. When Gerard stopped by the Bravo clubhouse as a guest on Watch What Happens Live, it was inevitable that their tryst would become a topic of conversation. It was. And it didn’t take long for Brandi to clap back with her version of events.

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave

Just when Dorit Kemsley was starting to win over some of her haters, she stood up Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave after inviting her to get drinks. In the grand scheme of things, this is not a huge deal, but Dorit comes across as rude and self-involved, to put it mildly.

The episode was complete with time stamps, so it’s easy to see that the narrative for this incident will go in Teddi’s favor, but Dorit did attempt to change that when she tattled to Kyle Richards with her version of the story.

Brandi Glanville Says Lisa Vanderpump Plans Her Dialogue & Story Lines & Lisa And Kyle Richards Don’t Even Like Each Other

The only thing worse than a bitter breakup is the demise of a close friendship. Losing a pal who knows where all the bodies are buried cannot be easy. Case in point: Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville used to be best friends on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills until it all went horribly wrong before and after Brandi got booted from the show.

Now Brandi is spilling all of the tea when it comes to her former bestie and life behind the scenes as a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.

Camille Grammer

Thanks to Dorit Kemsley’s drunken outburst, Camille Grammer’s fiancé David C. Meyer’s first appearance on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills wasn’t as big of a deal as it could have been. Instead of getting the third degree from Camille’s friends, he was just forced to sit there while Dorit called Camille a “stupid c**t” for no reason.

If Dorit didn’t take over the dinner, the other women could have got to know David. Obviously that did not happen. No details were revealed during the episode and now there is a lot of information circulating about Camille’s husband-to-be.

Dorit Kemsley gets wasted

Clearly I counted my eggs before they hatched when I concluded that Dorit Kemsley redeemed herself at the beginning of her second Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season. She was getting along with Erika Jayne while they gambled in Las Vegas and I was so here for their budding friendship.

Then she couldn’t keep Lisa Rinna’s name out of her mouth, which I normally understand since Rinna has caused some trouble over the years, but she was pretty innocent this season (at least until she casually brought up those assault allegations against Ken Todd). Dorit is either talking shit about Rinna or looking for an excuse to do so again. As if that wasn’t annoying enough, she offended most of the fandom when she got wasted and called Camille Grammer a “stupid c**t” for absolutely no reason.

Kyle Richards

When Dorit Kemsley revealed to Lisa Vanderpump that Kyle Richards got pretty emotional in front of her, Lisa did not seem pleased. In fact, she seemed pretty jealous that Kyle talked about her issues with sisters Kim Richards and Kathy Hilton over her scripted series which is “loosely based” on their family.

Lisa remarked, “It surprises me that she can be so emotional with Dorit because she doesn’t know her that well.” Her infamous “British humor” strikes again.

Teddi Mellencamp is unsettled by Erika

It feels like Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave is the cast member that we didn’t know we needed on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (minus the constant horse talk for the first few episodes). She doesn’t have a glam squad or brag about her life (unlike some people). She is also not afraid to call out Dorit Kemsley on her bull shit, as we all say when she left Teddi hanging for fifty four minutes after she invited her for drinks.

Teddi may have been “introduced” to the viewers through Dorit – who she met on camera – but there are other cast members Teddi became close with during her rookie season.

Scheana Marie & Rob

Of course I don’t want the current Vanderpump Rules season to end, but at the same time, I cannot wait until the cast gets together for the reunion episodes. One reason is that it seems like almost every woman in this cast has issues with Scheana Marie and I want to see it all play out while they’re all spray tanned and glammed up.

Recently, both Scheana and her ex Robert Valletta blamed the Vanderpump Rules cast for their breakup, so it seems like the bad blood goes both ways. And I want to know why. I want to know every single thing that went down this season and I want to know now. Unfortunately, I have no insider information, but a recent interview with Scheana does make it clear where she stands with most of the other cast members. Well, it is at least clear where she stands with Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, and Katie Maloney– i.e. not on good terms.