Therapy by Bravo continues, y'all! This time involving a poor innocent horse in its nonsense.
Last night the intransigent Real Housewives of New Jersey gang continued their journey to togetherness in Arizona. While some people seemed to really be soaking in all the free psychological healing Bravo was throwing their way, others really dug their heels into the delusion. I'ma lookin' at you Teresa GiudiceandMelissa Gorga!
Things begin with Melissa complaining that there's too much like progress happening. She croaks out that she's much prefer to sit by the pool and hock up phlegm while drinking cocktails and rocking yet another fringe bikini. Instead they'll be heading to a horse barn for a therapeutic exercise about being vulnerable and trusting others. Melissa wonders if she can wear a fringe bikini.
Outside JacquelineLaurita is relaxing with some spiked orange juice and talking to husband Chris about Teresa's "karma" comment. Jacqueline obsesses over whether or not Teresa was making a dig. Chris doesn't seem to think she was but admits that one never knows with that tricky Teresa. And he's known Teresa since the days when Jacqueline was a lowly Vegas stripper so he's kinda like an expert on Tre's crazy, thanks to Dina.
Dina tells Oprah's network that the show turned toxic and it was no longer an environment she enjoyed. "At the very beginning of filming we had a lot of fun," Dina confesses. "Because they weren't sure what direction the show was going into — it was before the table flip happened."
While doing some press for her new single "Never Let Me Go", The Real Housewives of New Jersey star stopped by XL106.7 radio station in Orlando and sang the song for the audience. Right from the get-go I knew something was "off". The sound is all wrong. Melissa's track isn't playing and the station's commercials are going in the background, too. So it's like a crazy mix of her mic and their live feed and it wasn't cleaned up properly or something and no background vocals, etc.
I have to stick up for Melissa a little bit on this one. Have you heard Taylor Swift, Kesha, or other big names when something similar happened to them? Yeah, it's not pretty – Google it! And they at least had the music track playing to help the scare factor!
We reached out to Melissa's rep to see if they care to elaborate on the singing snafu. We'll let you know if they share any details.
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I know I'm likely in the minority on this site, but I have always thought that Albie was an absolute doll (Seriously. My married Bravo lovin' friends are convinced he needs to be my plus one,). Now, I finally see where he gets it. Al is one handsome dude!
It's the event so nice that we had to post about it twice. Teresa Giudice's merry band of financial supporters are throwing her a shindig tonight, hoping to raise funds to help pay for her legal bills.
We shared the info earlier but we couldn't resist posting the entire press release for your consideration. Get those wallets out and head on out to the club to show Mrs. Juicy your support and shower her with your hard earned cash. You do carry cash, right? I mean, we could wind up in a recession and you want to make sure to pay for everything in cash.
Teresa has been Tweeting that she doesn't know anything about the legal defense fundraiser happening.
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Are you one of the three people who believe in Teresa Giudice's innocence? Wanna donate to the Free Teresa Foundation? Here's your chance!
Tonight the Maliblue Oyster Bar in Long Island will be hosting a fundraiser for Teresa's legal bills! What about all the creditors she stiffed – do they get a fundraiser?
“We believe Teresa will be vindicated soon but in the meantime, we are collecting funds to aid her defense,” a spokesperson told In Touch Weekly. “She has four young children who desperately need her in their lives.”
It turns out I wasn't the only one completely repulsed by Keeping Up with the Kardashians' planned episode revolving around eating placentas. The show took a big hit in viewers this week, dropping from last week's 2.74 million down to 2.2 million this week!
Real Housewives of New Jersey saw a slight increase this week, hitting 2.38 million watchers. Maybe all of the dark family feuding finally coming to an end will start reel back in some of the fans who previously jumped ship – even though it's boring some of us to tears.
Sister Wives also enjoyed a small bump this week. Kody and his hair-em reached 2.34 million viewers on Sunday night – almost reaching premiere numbers of 2.5 million.
No matter what happens,Teresa Giudice of Real Housewives of New Jersey will always end up smelling as sweet as a product from her Milania hair care line…at least in her own mind! After a very Zen like trip to Arizona, Teresa is still catching heat for her role (she had nothing–NOTHING–to do with it!) in Melissa Gorga stripper-gate, as well as the Karma-will-come-back-your-kids comment she made to Jacqueline Laurita. To be totally honest, I never thought Tre was targeting little Nicolas with that statement…not because she's not that mean, but because she's not that quick on her feet! I kid.
SomeoneTeresa takes to her Bravo blog to set the record straight. She begins, "I was really happy after the Milania Hair Care party, because I felt like Penny had put the rumors about me being involved in any Melissa rumors to rest once and for all. Apparently, though, she didn't. I guess no one could. My brother and Melissa are going to believe whatever they want to believe — even if dead people are telling them!"