Ramona Singer seems like the type of chick who probably flirted her way into a slew of prom-posals back in high school, only to publicly reject every single one of them in front of the entire cafeteria. Much hasn’t changed since then, as Ramona chastises Luann de Lesseps on this week’s Real Housewives Of New York for not inviting her to her wedding – even though she wouldn’t have gone anyway! Exhausted with Ramona’s hyper speed begging/insulting, Luann just sighs, knowing she made the right decision to ban nearly the entire whack pack from her nuptials to Tom D’Agostino.
It’s so odd watching these episodes with Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, and the rest of the cast questioning whether or not Luann and Tom will actually get married because they were filmed months ago and we all know that they did make it down the aisle. So it feels kind of pointless and I’m just hoping that this season doesn’t turn into a Season 8 Part 2. I really don’t want it to be all about Tom. That is really so last year. I feel like a brat phrasing it that way, but it’s true. In the mean time, Luann gave us some more Tom talk.
To kick off this week’s Instagram roundup, we have Teen Mom OG and Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition star Farrah Abraham showing off her sex doll. And it is somehow related to sharing a room with her parents. <blank stare> Honestly, your guess is as good as mine, because Farrah. “My room be like… #BoomBoomRoom …with both my parents. LMAO. Love my sex doll. @WEtv #FamilyBootcamp #TheAbrahams” is the caption she added to the pic.
The Real Housewives Of New York star has been plagued by financial issues and accused of living in the past, but Sonja is adamant about hanging on to her last remaining remnant of the Mrs. Morgan socialite lifestyle.
Raise your hand if you are still reeling from Dorinda Medley’sversion of Festivus last week? (I’m raising both, as if arrested. For indecent TV watching while under the influence of Diet Coke.) Well, apparently we can forget all of that! For we’re poised to move on as fast these women do when air-kissing after slut-shaming, because it’s the moment we’ve all lived through already been waiting for: Carole Radziwill’s election party!
Get ready to take five cleansing breaths, friends, because this week The Real Housewives Of New York takes us through the moments leading up to election day right through its aftermath: otherwise known as Ramona Singer’s surprise 60th birthday party. Which she nearly screws up by double booking another date during said party. (And who – by the way – shows up at her party later, only to be summarily shunned!) With all of the drama surrounding these two heady events, Sonja Morgan’s love life nearly gets lost in the shuffle. <single tear> She’s created a love triangle of sorts because she is the eternal ‘it girl,’ dontchaknow? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! #TinsleyGoals
“With friendships, I believe that it’s OK to let some stuff slide,” explains Luann, “but if something is really bothering me, I try to talk it out. Dorinda is the same way. She wants to say her piece and then move on.” And say her piece, she certainly did.
The only thing that bothers me about Dorinda Medley is that she didn’t join Real Housewives of New York sooner than she did. She brings it with the gif-worthy catchphrases and I hate to say this, but I love it when she gets angry.
An angry Dorinda is prime entertainment. After she went off against Sonja Morgan and compared her vagina to the Holland Tunnel…and the Lincoln Tunnel, I figured Dorinda would be hating on Sonja during her appearance on Watch What Happens Live. Weirdly enough, she ended up insulting Ramona Singer a few times. If it was any other Housewife, I would assume Dorinda was being shady, but you know when Dorinda is coming for you. Still, Ramona could not have been happy watching that episode. Or maybe she has a better sense of humor than I thought.