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After watching the behavior of Stassi Schroeder’s ex (who shall not be named) on Vanderpump Rules, it is great news that she has moved on with a new guy.

Unfortunately (for the viewers), Stassi’s relationship with Beau Clark started after the last season finished filming, but the new couple recently opened up about the details.

During an episode of the Straight Up With Stassi podcast, Stassi repeated what she said on Watch What Happens Live: “So Kristen [Doute] and Katie [Maloney] tried to hook us up for a while.” She also admitted, “Kristen showed Beau my Instagram and he said ‘Hard no.'” Damn. So how did they go from a “hard no” to being boyfriend and girlfriend?

Beau confirmed, “I said nope.” He admitted, “I just scanned through the pictures and the bleach blonde hair and I was like you probably have Botox.” Stassi admitted, “I do.” Beau continued, “She’s probably got fake boobs.” Stassi clarified, “They’re not fake boobs, but they’ve been redone.” Beau added, “She probably goes to Nightingale and gets table service or bottle serve or whatever you call it.”

Beau started to say, “I work in casting and see…”  “Millions of me a day?” Stassi added. He confirmed, “Yeah.”

Even though Beau wasn’t moved by Stassi’s Instagram, he revealed, “We hung out at Doute’s house for the fight.” Sparks didn’t fly, but he added, “Then we closed down the Mondrian talking.” Then he admitted, “I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard ever with anybody. Having a great conversation with anyone for the first time hanging out is fantastic.”

And then Beau got to the best part of the story: “The first time that we kissed and I went to touch her hair, you know when you grab someone’s hair in the back of their head, kind of to hold the head, and to have them lean in to give you a really nice Notebook movie type of kiss. I remember just leaning in and pulling the back of your head, and you’re like, ‘Yeah, hold my tracks.’ And I was like, ‘Oh my god. She’s a keeper.'” This would have been the best Vanderpump Rules moment. More than anything, I wish Stassi telling Beau, “Hold my tracks” was captured by the camera crew.

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