Luann de Lesseps

Tonight the Real Housewives Of New York continue to spin in circles at Luann de Lesseps round house in a dry county. Dry, my ass because they’re all playing a cabaret drinking game and these ladies are three sheets to the wind under the wings of the endangered wildlife flowing past Luann’s rounded windows!

Luann and Bethenny Frankel are still arguing, with Luann doubling down on her reasons for expelling Bethenny to ignore Bryn and stay out all night watching her perform cabaret in a nurses costume from Target.

Bethenny feels like Luann isn’t understanding the concept of responsibility and winds up screaming at her. Which makes Luann realize that she’s jeopardizing her friendship with Bethenny so she tries to apologize. Is Luann sincere? Bethenny doesn’t think so!

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Meanwhile Dorinda Medley is furious at Ramona Singer for blowing them off and not inviting them to her swanky birthday lunch. Ramona arrives late to Upstate and is full of excuses but not remorse for ditching all her s0-called friends, then demanding a second birthday party thrown by her B-List friends. This on top of the slight at the Angel Ball has Dorinda questioning her friendship with Ramona.

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Meanwhile, Sonja Morgan and Tinsley Mortimer are just drunk. Period and full stop. For some reason, drunk Sonja can basically see the future this episode and she is amazing.

Luann forces the women to go see a cabaret show in the retirement home and everyone is shocked by the glimpse into Luann’s future as they watch an 80-year-old woman with costume makeup smeared all over her face, singing “Money Can’t Buy You Class” off-key over a crappy keyboard. Money also can’t buy you a clue.

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