Well, you can take the Real Housewives Of Orange County out of the gilded prison that is the gates of Coto, but you can’t take the Coto out of the girls! Which means that on a supposed wellness retreat to the Miraval in Arizona, everything goes to pot. Or should I say… bowl.
Before seeking serenity, Kelly Dodd seeks financial freedom and security when she invests in a new health drink (with an ironic name) and heads to a wellness expo to practice her pitch on prospective buyers.
Emily Simpson sheds the constraints of her unhappy marriage to travel to Las Vegas for her debut in a sexy dance show. This was supposed to be a 10th anniversary trip, with the dance being a surprise for Shane Simpson, but he decided not to attend so Emily is relying on Kelly and Braunwyn Windham-Burke to be by her side for support. Emily is in good spirits despite yet another volatile argument with Shane before she left.
Gina Kirschenheiter confronts her bad decisions when she meets with her new attorney to learn her options for dealing with her DUI. Gina is stuck between a rock and a hard place. But, you know what they say: You do the crime, you do the time! Ready to turn over a new leaf after this unfortunate chapter and put the partying behind her, Gina joins the rest of the ladies on a girls trip organized by Shannon Beador to find positivity and peace within their group.
Unfortunately, tensions are high with both Kelly and Vicki Gunvalson attending and it manifests with Kelly passive-aggressively (we think) taking her frustrations out on Shannon for inviting Vicki. During a sound bath Kelly boinks Shannon over the head with a rubber mallet which sends Shannon to the ER (escorted by Tamra Judge) because Shannon feels concussed. I’ll give you one guess about how sorry Kelly feels…
Why can’t I go to Miraval instead of these ungrateful harridans!
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TELL US – WILL THE LADIES FIND PEACE AND POSITIVITY AT THE MIRAVAL?
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