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Blind Item: West Coast Real Housewives Star Hiding Husband’s Affair

Even though Real Housewives is technically a reality TV show, we don’t see anyone’s true reality. Of course, it’s impossible to show the entirety of anyone’s life. However, some of these Housewives sure do hide a lot. And by “a lot” I mean lawsuits on lawsuits on lawsuits.

But, aside from legal issues the women are trying to hide, what else are they trying to keep from the show? Well, apparently, there’s a West Coast Housewife who’s trying hard to hide her husband’s affair.

Erika Jayne Tom Girardi RHOBH Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills-4

Remember that time, not so long ago, when it seemed like each member of Real Housewives of Tarzana Beverly Hills had some kind of legal issue? Remember when we speculated that a whole ass storyline was created in an effort to shield the media and curious viewers from possible fraudulent activities?

Now we can revisit that special time in our lives. Just because Erika Jayne Girardi Pat the Puss is married to a high-powered attorney, doesn’t mean they were exempt from some legal battles. Both Erika and her husband, Tom Girardi, navigated separate court cases regarding, you guessed it, money. While it seemed the RHOBH cast managed to stay out of the courtroom this year, one hubby popped back on the radar. Now ‘ol Tommy is giving us some nostalgia, because he’s being sued for fraud. Again.

Denise Richards Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills

What a blindside Denise Richards got on last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She was not ready for that Brandi Glanville bombshell. Neither was I quite frankly. Teddi Mellencamp went full bone carrier to deliver the news to everyone that Brandi said she and Denise had sex. However, Denise totally lost it and shouted “Bravo” repeatedly and told them not to use that footage. Honey, it doesn’t work like that.

In addition to the always-present Denise drama, some of the other women have some issues brewing. Don’t they always! Dorit Kemsley just about lost it last week when Kyle Richards kept interrupting her. She was trying to make a point about the Denise and Teddi situation, but Kyle couldn’t keep her mouth shut. These two have had squabbles all season, and, hopefully, they talk it out soon.

Erika Jayne Tom Girardi RHOBH Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills-4

Lawsuits, lawsuits! Get your piping hot lawsuits! Honestly, does anyone not have a lawsuit pending on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Even Denise Richards is getting in on the fun with a cease and desist this season! Now I know it’s not technically a lawsuit but it’s one step away.

But really, it’s kind of shocking how hard the cast is going in on Denise this season about not being who she says she is. Lisa Rinna might want Denise to “own it”. But if they are going to drag Denise for not “owning it”, they need to do some inventory of their own messes lives. It’s well known that Kyle Richards’ husband, Mauricio Umansky, had a massive lawsuit against him. Let us not forget our scam queen, Dorit Kemsley and husband PK Kemsley. Their gambling debts cannot go unnoticed! And finally, Erika Jayne’s husband, Tom Girardi has multiple suits against him. Shall we own that, ladies?

Erika Jayne Tom Girardi RHOBH Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills-4

In recent Real Housewives of Beverly Hills seasons, Erika Jayne received criticism for being “cold” and not opening up enough. This season, she started crying right out the gate. She even opened up about her sex life with her husband Tom Girardi.

Erika also dished on her pre-Tom sex life, telling the group that she had a threesome with a couple. Denise Richards‘ kids allegedly took issue with the discussion topic, but what did Erika’s husband, an attorney who isn’t on the show often, think about her revelation?

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Lisa Rinna

Sheesh, the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills are a bunch of hypocritical shrews, but Lisa Rinna is quickly emerging as the leader of that pack.

There is something going on here where these women are attempting to gaslight Denise Richards, who won’t allow it. Somehow a conversation where Denise, almost jokingly, revealed to Erika Jayne that her daughter, Sami, overheard them talking about three-ways, has turned these women into a teeming frothing mob shrieking that Denise is mom-shaming and accusing them of being unfit parents. I’m sorry… I missed when that happened? Actually, Denise is right – they are mom-shaming her!

They are repeatedly and constantly bringing up irrelevant things that, in their minds, implicates Denise as a hypocritical slut who set a skanky bad example for her children, but is now projecting her own deep loathing shame onto them. At least that’s what Dr. Lipsa, consumer of self-help books from the 90’s, believes.

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Denise Richards

Last night the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills went to Santa Barbara and all they did was fight. Here a fight, there a fight, everywhere a fight-fight!

Back when Kyle Richards believed anyone cared about the movie she filmed, or more specifically cared about the Saga of Kyle: These are the Kaftans of Our Lives, she invited all the ladies to Santa Barbara. It was really to celebrate the end of her bangs. Literally Kyle went to Santa Barbara and immediately started sweeping back the bangs.

Of course no one cares about Kyle unless they’re making her cry or trying to get her all worked up until Mauricio has to  blow smoke – literally – up her ass. Everyone meets at Kyle’s house to make the long, arduous drive through the steep hills and rocky cliffs to a house perched on the side of a mountain in Santa Barbara where no one can hear them scream. Escape TO witch mountain. Or maybe Kyle can no longer separate horror film from horror reality?

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Kyle Richards Crying

There is a curious thing happening on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills – The gaslighting of Kyle Richards. Also what is up with Teddi Mellencamp? Did fear of Lisa Rinna get her tongue?

First though I cannot even stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Dorit Kemsley with her Buca di Beppo dining room remodel and Dorit behaving as if she was asked to re-do Buckingham Palace.

It’s the best karma ever delivered to see Dorit and PeeeeKaaaay coming across like the grifting fools they are; all wide-eye and shining, believing Dorit is going to leverage a strip-mall dining room remodel into a career as the new Nick Alain. Of course they mentioned that Lisa Vanderpump would be threatened by them infringing on her territory by entering the restaurant business. Robert Earl, the owner of this erstwhile chain of phony Italian restaurants with their inflated prices and pretend ‘old country’ memorabilia, snarks that he’s sure the Vanderpump-Todds will wish them well.