Last season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills I suspected something was misfiring inside Dorit Kemsley‘s brain because she just didn’t seem to ‘get’ certain things. Now I wonder if the reason she changes her hair so much is because instead of a brain her head is filled with extra pieces of hair. It’s plausible, right? And yes, once again last night was The Dorit Show, and I dunno… Lisa Rinna is a better TV host!
You guys – I am about to make a startling confession and I fully expect to be stoned with carbohydrates and Payless Shoes for this, but I have to do it. So here it goes: I truly believe the Housewife most like myself is Lisa Rinna.
No, I have not secretly written a book on how to suck D (yet! *wink, wink*), but when it comes to getting a tasty piece of gossip or knowing something I shouldn’t, I, like Lipsa, cannot help but blurt it out at inopportune times.
Dorit Kemsley is trying to move on up in the real estate world. Or down…to the Valley? The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star has been trying to sell her enormous, freshly-renovated mansion but there have been no takers so they just dropped the price.
After six months on the market for $12.75 million, Dorit and PK have done a $1.8 million price reduction and are now asking $10.95. I’d say Dorit should use Mauricio as her listing agent, but she already is….
For instance, why is Kristen going to the opening of James Kennedy‘s See You Next Tuesday DJ gig at SUR? Doesn’t she despise her cretin ex boyfriend with the passion of a thousand disturbed bees? Don’t ALL of them actually hate James?! Hasn’t the hatred of James Kennedy been a storyline for, oh, I dunno – the past 3 seasons?! Apparently Kristen would go to the opening of an envelope, though, and when being on Vanderpump Rules is your only J-O-B…
Tom Sandoval blames Ariana Madix for getting involved and sharing a recording with Brittany that captured Jax canoodling with Faith Sowers. Why do I imagine someone standing over them with a Fisher-Price tape recorder to get these goods? Ariana is disgusted with Tom for taking Jax’s side, and suggests they should break up! Break up over Jax… kids – his shenanigans are just not worth it!
Sometimes I’m astounded by just how much crap RHOA is filled with. Like Porsha Williams– suddenly it’s her life-long dream to be an actress? I thought that was NeNe Leakes‘ dream? Anyway, now Porsha is doing a play, but it ain’t no Broadway, it’s some local theater but at least she gets to work with the greats like Vivica A Fox.
Jill confirmed the news with a statement on her website: ““With the heaviest of hearts, we are devastated to share the news that our beloved Bobby Zarin passed away peacefully today surrounded by family after a courageous battle with cancer. There are no words to describe how heartbroken we are. Thank you, everyone, for all your love and support during this difficult time.”
Sheree has fully embraced her role as chief shit-stirrer peace-maker and seeks to reunify Kim Zolciak with the group after the disastrous blow-up at NeNe Leakes party, by inviting Kim and NeNe to dinner so they can talk. We all know how that resolved itself!
In January 2015 one of Joe’s tenants slipped and fell on ice, fracturing his arm, at a “rental property that [Joe] owned under a business name,” explains Gerard Nisivoccia, an attorney for the plaintiff.