Lord, I cannot imagine how there is even ONE person in the world willing to date Thomas Ravenel or Ashley Jacobs, but now Thomas is implying that he and Ashley broke up because she cheated! Who on earth is this man?! JD?!
Last week Ashley revealed that she and Thomas had split, and promised she would be “OK” driving her little Honda and working to save lives as a nurse. She also asked if her followers knew any single men. #PerfectGiftForSomeoneYouHate
Shortly after Ashley’s proclamation, her social media seemed to apply she had gotten back together with Thomas, but now it’s the former Southern Charm star’s turn to confirm the break up.
Real Housewives Of Dallas was all over the place last night. There was new life, death, and rebirth of beaten to death dramas (and actual enormous ponytails to add to beat a dead horse analogy courtesy of LeeAnne Locken). There was also Kameron Westcott to scorn us all while wearing a ruffled pinafore reminiscent of a Victorian matron.
D’Andra Simmons is still celebrating the fact that someone not only wanted to marry her but to drag her into bed and ravage her. I suppose that other than money there’s nothing else a girl could want out of marriage, so girl – good on you! Since D’Andra is oh-so-happy, and after 4 years of marriage is an expert, she just wants LeeAnne to experience this same bliss — that is if LeeAnne can coerce Rich down the aisle without him sharting. Something he’d apparently do if it meant getting out of a wedding… Oy.
Whoever declared that you should never go to bed angry, obviously didn’t live and work on a yacht with Hannah. After Brooke Laughton confronts her about all the liberties she takes with her job, leaving Brooke and even Kasey Cohen to pick up her slack, Hannah responds by storming off, leaving Brooke to finish the dinner clearing up.
A bit later when Hannah is skulking around, trying to spy on Brooke and hoping to catch her talking shit to Jaoa Franco (or slacking at her job), she instead finds her being consoled by Conrad Empson! Karma!
Last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County was a lesson in marital “How Don’ts.” An exhibit of the worst kinds of marriages and men: The exes of Tamra Judge and Shannon Beador, the Davids, the Simons, and now the Shane’s… Oh my! Emily Simpson may have joined this show thinking her quirkily unconventional G-Chat love story was a modern day romance of surrogacy and women who earn equally to men, but one wrong outburst and the house of Hallmark cards came crumbling down on national TV. Shane should’ve known better than to join this show – after all, he hates loud women.
While some of us (ahem, David) think Shannon is too much to handle, she’s just getting started! Which means launching a low-fat food business on QVC so we can all continue on the “weight journey” with her. If eating like Shannon gives you Shannon’s life, I’ll stick to eating cookies!
After 19 engagements (and lord knows how many marriages) Danielle claimed to have finally met Prince Charming in Marty, whom she married in May during filming for the upcoming season of Real Housewives Of New Jersey. 21st times a charm, maybe?
Ramona Singer is trying to be supportive of Luann de Lesseps‘ sobriety in the only way she knows how: by questioning it to the press and asserting her own opinions about how Luann should handle recovery. Of course, given how well Luann’s sobriety went after her first stint in rehab, maybe Ramona has a point?
The Real Housewives Of New York star recently revealed that prior to re-entering treatment this July she relapsed with watermelon martinis, 2 whole bottles of rose, followed by a six-pack of beer. By. Her.Self. Luann reveals that being sued by her ex and children over her desire to move upstate for “a fresh start” promulgated her fall off the wagon. “I felt betrayed,” she told Megyn Kelly in an interview. “I had my heart set on that house. … I was devastated, and so I lost it.”
The episode begins with the most wonderful news! After trying to get pregnant and suffering a miscarriage Brandi and her husband Bryan have found the needle in the haystack: a red-headed, green-eyed baby up for adoption. Actually, StephanieHollman found him through her friend’s adoption agency. The details of this are fuzzy, like was this baby just sitting around? But essentially Stephanie texted Brandi asking if she wanted to adopt and Brandi’s reply was “Human?”
Bruin is in fact human. And he manages to also humanize Brandi. The second Brandi met him he grasped her finger and wouldn’t let go, and she knew it was meant to be. It does sound absolutely perfect.